When Harry Tries to Marry
For thousands of years,
families around the world...
...have chosen whom
lt"s called
an arranged marriage.
Yeah, i know.
Arranged marriages?
They don"t sound
all that romantic,..
...but the upside is, they have a
very low risk of divorce.
lt"s quite simple, actually.
See, with arranged marriages,..
...family and friends are involved
in the matchmaking process.
From day one, so finding your life
partner becomes a whole lot easier...
...and painless, because everyone
...marriage work.
Those are my grandparents.
Married 52 years.
My uncle and aunt...
...30 years.
And most of my other relatives--
They"ve also had arranged
marriages,..
...and all of them are
still married.
The bride and groom on the stage,
they barely know each other.
But you know what?
Nine out of ten, they"ll be married till
death do them part,..
...compared to the over 50% of today"s
love marriages,..
...which will ultimately end in divorce.
Prime example...
My parents.
They had a love marriage.
l know what you"ve been doing
behind my back.
lf it bothers you so much, why didn"t
you say something all these years?
- You repulse me.
- Stop playing victim.
For god sake"s, he"s upstairs.
Don"t twist my words.
l did what l thought was right.
l married you, didn"t l?
l should have never
fallen in love with you.
l want a divorce.
Now, don"t get me wrong, okay?
l"m not saying that all love
marriages are doomed to fail.
But why would l take the risk
when l clearly don"t have to?
l just won"t fall in love, not yet.
l"ll stick to time- honored tradition,..
...and get an arranged marriage,
and eventually, My wife and i will...
...grow to love each other,
just like my grandparents.
And we, too, will live happily
ever after, just like them.
We are gathered here on this
beautiful day...
...to join together...
- l love you.
- l love you too.
- l love you more.
- No, l love you more.
Oh, a teddy bear!
- You're my teddy bear.
- You're my teddy bear.
Oh, god.
l'm so sorry!
- Will you watch where you're going?
- l'm sorry.
- They're just saying their "l do's."
Sorry again.
l see no reason to waste time. l"ll
get married right after l graduate.
l"ve even picked the date.
Everything is set.
Well, almost everything.
- Hello.
- Hello. Deepak uncle.
- Yes.
- lt's Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry Shankar from New York.
- Do l know you?
- Sort of. l'm Dev and Geeta's son.
Oh, my, my, my. Those two.
l warned them.
- You did.
- And now they are divorced.
- Like you predicted.
- What a shame, huh?
Deepak uncle,
l don't know how to say this.
- Well, say it.
- l want to get married.
Will you help me?
- Of course.
When all else fails,
Pundit Deepak prevails.
- l think l just found Theresa's knight.
- Harry?
l gotta send that to your mom.
She likes that kind of stuff, man.
To get along with his mother- in- law.
- l like that.
- Good morning, everyone.
So, today's topic, with divorce rates
so high, why do people bother...
...getting married anymore?
- Perhaps free oral sex.
Maybe this is why divorce rates
are so high in America.
ln my country we respect marriage.
lt's something that's good...
...for the progress of society.
We take our time to arrange them...
...so that they last. When two people
get married at a younger age,..
...they have time to grow and accept
each other's ldiosyncrasies.
That's why lndia has one of the lowest
divorce rates in the world.
- Thank you, Mr. Shankar.
- Well, maybe Harry's not so off- base.
But l mean, l have my own take
on the whole thing.
l call it the Sonny and
Cher syndrome.
l mean, she was a gorgeous girl with a
great voice and a sweet set of legs...
...who hooked up with a short guy
who sang out of tune.
But they got divorced.
After how many
successful years together?
Not to mention their own tv show,
Like 15 Emmy nominations,..
...and millions in record sales.
l mean, come on.
What we're talking about is making the
best of a situation here, not a miracle.
Actually, this is a great topic
for this term paper.
Marriage versus mating. Theresa, why
don't you and Harry pair up?
Do your paper together. How's that for
an arranged marriage, Harry?
You went behind my back, Harish?
How could you?
Mom, let me explain, okay?
You wouldn't help.
l had no choice but to
start calling around.
No choice. Do you know how
embarrassing it is to have this...
...Kook Deepak trying to arrange your
only son's wedding, and you don't...
...even know about it?
lt's called
an arranged marriage.
has to arrange it.
Oh, please, darling.
You're just going through a phase.
Wetting my bed was a phase, mom.
This is not a phase.
Don"t be a fool, Harish.
No mother in her right mind...
...is going to let her daughter marry a
...no part of the marriage.
- lt's your duty to help me.
l know you're disappointed with me
right now, but when you look back...
...on this a year from now,
you will thank me.
Fine. l'll see what dad has
to say about it.
You're lovely, and it was great fun,
but l do have to go upstairs now, baby.
Harry! My god, l forgot l invited you.
- Listen, l wanted to talk to you--
- That was fun.
- About something.
Of course we talk. Come.
Let's go join the party.
So, dad, what do you think
about my plan?
You have your whole life ahead of you.
Now's the time to enjoy yourself.
Go see what's out there.
Later is the time to marry.
Anyway, tonight is party night.
We shall discuss this another time.
Go! Live a little.
- Hello.
- Harish.
l have found the one for you.
Check your email.
Her name is Nita Shah.
- Nita Shah.
Nita Shankar.
Mrs. Nita Shankar.
She is 22, and from a very good
family. And your birth charts,..
...they match to perfection.
So, Harish, deal or no deal?
Harish, are you arranging this
marriage or am l arranging it?
Now listen, please. Her parents are
eager to get her married,..
...so time is of essence. And this
goldfish is not going to be swimming...
...in the tank for much longer.
- Oh. But--
- No buts.
Remember, you are no spring
chicken, Harish.
Already 22. That's like 72 in
prospect years.
And if you wait any longer to
get married, the only types we may...
...be able to find you are,
how do you call them?
Chicks.
Yes, chicks!
Who have already hatched.
And we all know what happens...
...when the shells break. Now we don't
want broken shells, do we, Harish?
- Oh, god, no.
- Oh, god, yes.
What is it going to be, Harish?
The egg or the chick?
The egg.
The egg for sure.
Ah, great!
So you can communicate
directly with her if you want to.
- Really? Will that be okay?
- Beta, this is the 21st century.
Don't they teach you anything
over there in the university?
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