When You Wake Up

Punk?

What?

Are you planning on spending

the night in there?

I'll be right out, I'm taking

a sh*t, I'll be right out.

What, I can't even take a sh*t anymore?

You're the only one everyone's waiting for.

Do whatever you want.

So, Gyiukas, are you ready?

Always.

We're gonna make some

noise tonight, aren't we?

Huh?

Applause!

Thank you, that's not necessary...

Where's my guitar?

You think that's normal?

What?

You're in a complete coma,

have you seen yourself?

What?

Come on, everything's fine.

Calm down a little, give me a little.

Hey...

What is this?

Eww, what the f*** is this?

Water.

Punk, this is already the

fourth gig like this.

Mhm.

No one wants to book you anymore.

Come on, don't be an

embarrassment to me or...

Hmmm, embarrassment?

What embarrassment, Gytis.

Gytis...

Who's the star, huh?

You're the star.

Yeah.

Hold this.

Mm. Let's make them sh*t

themselves today, huh, Gyiukas?

How do I look?

Like a real star.

There!

Thanks.

Well, hicks...

A washed-up one...

Hey... guys...

Well now...I

Hello you hicks!

Yeah, sorry, I got a little... ha...

Yeah, Kelm, zdarova!

Oh, Ukmerg...

Anyway, here we are, and we've

got stuff up to here...

And here's a new track

about f***in' love...

Come on...

It's very important how you feel

Are you smiling at me, or at others too

If you're smiling at me, I like it a lot

No one refuses to touch

the golden ass anymore...

...because I... I like it a lot

I'm the sexiest and most talented of all

I am the awesomest...

Anyone have anything against that?

I can sing

I can see for myself, don't worry

Don't annoy me

Just don't annoy me

Just don't start

You know, I am amazing...

Don't annoy me...

Don't annoy me...

Get off the stage!

Junk!

A**holes!

Sh*t!

F***, a**holes...

Bastards, here I am... Here I'm trying...

Punk...

...like at least I'm doing

something, and what do they...

...and they don't know sh*t.

What did they expect, that

I'd go and la la la...

Punk!

Did you see that solo, how I rocked it...?

Punk!

Punk!

What?

Calm down, you hear?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, here we go...

That's it, calm down, got it?

Yeah, that's it...

Yeah, that's it, I agree, that's it.

From now on you're touring

on your own, without me.

And that really is it, got it?

Take it easy, what are you

getting all wound up about?

Come on, it's not like we're

friends, talk normally.

We were.

What are you talking about?

I'm sick of your crap,

everything has its limits.

Got it?

Just don't sh*t yourself, OK?

Just do you really think that

anyone still cares about you?

Listen...

Listen, what, what do you want from me?

What are you getting on my case for?

What do you need?

Oh, I hope I'm not intruding, perhaps

there's something I could get you?

You're intruding. Nothing, thank you.

Hold on, hold on...

Gytis, what, are you, stupid?

Hi.

No, we definitely want to order something.

Of course we'll order something.

This, this is Gytis, my friend.

My best friend.

And this is...

Kristina.

Yeah, so Gytis and I will...

ahh, we'll order, right?

Thanks, that's nice.

He's really a good person just, you know,

he's in a bad mood right now...

Listen, Kris...

Ah, Kris, can I call you Kris?

It just sounds more intimate, doesn't it?

- Is there something you want?

- Oh, an autograph, yeah, of course...

No, this is for work.

Oh, so on your heart then, OK?

Oh, I got a little there, Jesus, hold on...

Oh... Sorry, I lost control...

Gytis...

Listen, why don't you

run over to the bar...

...and bring us a bottle of Jack, Gytis and

I here have some stuff we need to disc...

With ice?

Yeah, of course with ice...

You little ice cube of mine...

Oh, you - go, go, go... quick...

Oooh, I'll have her screaming

tonight, oy, screaming...

I can share, don't worry.

You know, do whatever you want.

Screw, drink yourself into the ground.

I'm sick of saving your neck, that's

all I've been doing for 12 years.

Oh, so it's like that...

You're like... you're just

going to up and go, right?

Maybe you need an apology or something?

You think you're the only

badass manager around here?

Every single day I get calls up to here.

I won't be lost without you, old man.

I definitely won't be f***ing lost.

Get out of here.

Why are you so quiet, don't you

have anything to say anymore?

Right, of course, you're such a

badass manager and speaker...

...when you go and arrange

these hick concerts, right?

I get it...

Yeah, well go ahead, there's the door.

Go ahead, get out of here!

You've got a concert in Gargdai

in two days, but without me.

In sh*t!

And I'll do just fine without you!

Well get out of here, I don't need you!

F***...

Punk...

Punk...

Wake up...

Get up...

Hello...

Hi.

Hi.

Wh... who... Who are you?

And you're my dad.

You're my dad.

No, no, no, I'm not your dad.

You're my dad.

So I'm your... I'm your... I'm your what?

Dad.

Hey, listen, get out of here, OK?

I feel like crap.

Get out of here.

Well Momma said you're nice.

I'm not nice at all, never have

been and never will be, alright...

Get out of here.

Listen, Greta, or whatever your name is...

Gerda.

Whatever.

You know, I can just spell

it right out for you...

Look, I'll give you an autograph.

Here you go.

Take it, take it.

You can brag to your friends that

you saw me, that you talked to me, OK?

- I don't need any autographs.

- Take it.

So what do you want from me then, huh?

I want to get to know my dad.

So go ahead and get to know your dad.

What do I have to do with it?

Because you are my dad.

Listen - get out of here, now.

Great...

F***...

Listen, little girl, who

do you think you are, huh?

Maybe you shouldn't smoke around kids?

What do you want from me, huh?

You want me to buy you some candy?

What does candy have to do with it?

What do I have to do with it?

In general, what do...

You're my dad.

Listen, get out of here.

If you think I'm going to be your

babysitter, you're very wrong.

Go home! Home!

You know, actually, my home is

far away, in ilut District.

Where?

ilut...

You want to say you're here all alone?

Well, yeah, so?

So, so, ho ho.

Really, Momma let me come see your concert.

Oh, Momma let you come see a concert?

How old are you, five?

Eight.

Oh, well yeah, so then it's possible...

...yeah, that Momma let her little girl come from

the other side of Lithuania to see my concert.

Well, yeah, that makes sense.

It's possible, why not.

Loook... look...

What?

A little bird. See, it's so small.

On the tree, see it?

Where?

Don't scare it. Quiet. Look,

high up, by the tree...

I don't see it...

This is some kind of nightmare...

I don't get it...

What are you doing here?

Sitting.

I can see that you're not standing.

Just get out of the car already.

What is this, get out...

Now, get out, get out of here...

I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, well OK then, let's call the police.

What are you going to call with, your hand?

People... Peo, help, police!

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