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Hello!

If you scream, I'll say

you were harassing me.

Oh, so you're threatening me now?

No, I'm just warning you.

No, well you're a terrorist.

Well fine, hey... yeah,

let's go call your...

...your mommy, momma or whatever.

There, a pay phone. We'll

just go over there, call her.

...and figure everything out.

My momma doesn't have a phone.

What do you mean she doesn't have a phone?

Everyone has a phone.

Every little old lady in

the village has a phone.

Well Momma doesn't.

What are you talking about?

Well fine then, we'll call your dad.

Then, well then, then fine, then your

grandma or grandpa. Do you have one?

No, I don't have a grandma or grandpa.

You don't have... OK, then

brothers, or sisters...

No?

So, hold on, so you...

Do you at least have... well...

do you have anyone?

Like at least one friend...

I do, here.

What, that's bullshit, he's not real.

Well, actually... I kind

of also have Momma.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Well actually that momma

of yours isn't normal.

Listen, so hold on... So you've

been here since yesterday?

So that means an entire day.

Well I can guarantee they're already looking

for you or already started looking...

...probably with the police.

They're not looking for me.

I'm not the most important

thing in her life.

What do you mean you're not

the most important thing?

How can a mother not care?

Well...

She drinks...

...and lately-a lot.

Well, God, I mean, we all drink...

I also have a drink once in a while.

One or two shot here and there.

God, it happens, but this...

Crap, this is ridiculous.

Listen, where did you say you're from?

From, from, Teliai, or that ilut...

ilut?

Well almost-from Saugos.

OK, we'll think of something.

Just don't you worry.

We'll get out of this somehow.

Do you at least want to eat?

Yeah, that wouldn't be bad.

Right?

OK... we can go and we'll find something...

we'll get something to eat.

Because I, for one, could

go for a shitburger.

Yeah...

Well yeah...

Not good, not good.

Of course, the concert

was free last night...

You obviously don't have

anything either, right?

Here, we'll take this.

Watch.

Hold this for a second.

Thanks.

I hope you're not planning

on selling your guitar?

Me? What, are you kidding?

For me to sell it...

My mom gave this to me.

And I came up with so many hits on it.

You'll see.

Come on, let's go.

What are you doing?

I happen to be ultra-popular...

...and everyone knows me here.

It would be really uncool if

anyone recognized me when...

...when I play on the street for a few

minutes and we collect so much money, kid...

...that we can eat this much.

Get back a little, go over

there, sit on that bench.

Don't embarrass me.

Yeah...

There on the hill, where the goats graze

Kaldi baldi kaldi balda

And we were attacked by crabs

Kaldi baldi kaldi balda

An old cannon is not artillery

Kaldi baldi kaldi balda

Hurting a girl is not a miracle

Kaldi baldi kaldi...

What's so funny?

Punk, you know, I'm embarrassed for you.

I don't care what you think, kid.

You sit right there, quietly.

Sit, sit, sit...

...and watch how the pros do it.

Ok.

You can't cut bread with a fork

Kaldi baldi kaldi balda

You can't sh*t in someone else's pants...

...finished school but never had a job.

And you know?

I know, I checked it out and

didn't find anything, you know...

Oh, look, that's that musician.

You call him a musician...

Punk, with that "hey, redneck

with the black leather jacket"...

No, come on, he's just some

bum who's high on something.

I'm telling you.

Punk's a star, I saw him on TV.

Well, a while ago, but still...

I'll bet you.

Yeah? What for?

New Year's, if I win, you're on duty.

OK.

Ah, we'll find something

to hassle him about?

What, like it's the first time?

I'm officer Julius Siinas, and

this is my colleague Algis inys

Hello.

What are we doing here?

I'm playing.

Did you know it's prohibited to

make noise in a public place?

I'm not making noise, I'm just...

The fine for making noise in a public

place is from 50 to 250 litas.

Guys, you've got to be kidding.

I'm just, I mean, people...

What people?

Come on now...

I mean, I'm just playing, so what?

What, I can't play here,

it's a free country.

Do you have ID?

Let's see, I should have it, but wait...

Let's go down to the station.

Wait, wait... guys, guys...

Huh?

I'm Punk.

Hey, redneck with the black leather jacket

Well and so what if you're Punk.

We're musicians too.

He's a rapper, and I do metal.

And a hippie too.

No, guys. I'm a popular musician.

You really don't know me?

I'm really, really popular, like...

Let's go, we'll talk there.

Guys, wait...

Let him go.

It's not his fault, it's mine.

Gerda, don't butt in, OK?

And why can't I?

I don't want them to put my daddy in jail.

Alright, alright, don't cry now.

No one's going to put him in jail.

Yeah...

Alright, that's it.

This is your dad?

A warning.

Yes, this is my dad.

OK, OK... No problems, thank you.

Thank you, guys, have a nice day.

Look, there's this thing...

My daughter-she's a huge fan of yours...

Huge.

Maybe you could just

write something for her?

No problem, chief.

What's your daughter's name?

Jurgita.

Jurgita, right?

Jurgita inyt. She's

graduating this year...

...and she really wants to get on one

of those TV shows, try something out.

Oh, no problem. I know everyone there.

We'll work something out, of course.

Alright... So she can go and

talk to you, after the concert?

Of course, tell her, that...

Well, we'll take care of it.

Here you go.

Thanks, thanks so much,

you'll make her happy.

Great, aha. See you.

Thank you so much.

See you.

I almost shitted my pants.

Well you did a great job with that...

Actually, I wasn't lying.

OK, OK, just don't start

all over with that now.

Everything panned out, so thank God.

Well, let's wrap it up, this

place isn't going to work.

Hold on, Punk.

Don't give up hope, huh.

Wanna try together?

What together?

Well, you can play and I'll sing.

Momma said that I have a pretty good voice.

I got it from my dad.

How many times have I told

you not to call me dad, huh?

I didn't say from you, I said from my dad.

Well, you, you're being fresh again.

Well OK, let's give it a try.

Do you know Seven-Spotted Ladybug?

Seven-spotted ladybug...

Huh?

Don't make me laugh, alright?

What, so then Day-Dreamer?

Oh, day-dreamer, my dear...

Cut it out.

You have good songs of your own.

So play one of them.

Really? What, so you know, like...

I know them all.

Really?

Well, fine...

Do you know this one, look...

Oh, just a sec.

Ah, no, no, let's do it like this.

I can't... I mean, I can't do it with you.

I'm used to being alone, on stage.

And I always sing, you see?

Why don't you just walk around here...

...move around, stir things up,

wave your arms or something, OK?

I'll sing, and you can dance.

Do you know how to dance?

Of course I do.

Well good then. Dance,

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