While You Were Sleeping Page #4

Oh, lm so sorry.

- Nice shot.|- Oh, um--

lll get you some ice.|lm sorry. l wasnt expecting anybody.

- Hey, howd you get in here?|- Um-- Oh.

Uh... key?

Key? Oh, you stay here|a lot, huh?

Oh, you know, feed the cat.

Peter doesnt have a cat.

Ohh.

Hello. Hello, honey.|Fluffy!

Hello, Fluffy.

You must be so hungry.

Mm.

Are you gonna get that?

Uh, no, lm, lm gonna|let the machine get it.

Hello?

lts for you.

Hello.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Um, that was the hospital.|They say its customary...

for friends and family|to come down and give blood.

Lets go together.

You know what? l think maybe|we should take your truck.

Oh, no. We oughta take|Peters car.

- Okay.|- You know where its parked, dont you?

Oh, yeah, l, uh--|Yeah.

- Hmm.|- Hmm.

Hey, well have to get|your picture for the mantle.

- Of, of me?|- No, of you and Peter.

- lm, lm not that photogenic.|- l doubt that.

All right. Now, l want you to sit here|and sip this, or youll get woozy.

- When did you start seeing Peter?|- September 17th.

- Three months. Thats quick.|- You have no idea.

- Thats fast. Thats a fast engagement.|- Miss!|- lm fine.

- Wait, lm not finished with you!|- Oh, l got it. l got it.|l got it.

Ooh.

What the hell hes got a TV for?|Hes in a coma, for Christs sake!

Ox, shh. He might|hear you, you know.

Then get him a radio.

- Maybe hed like us to sing to him.|- Maybe Lucy knows his favorite song.

- Puff, the Magic Dragon.|- Dragon.

- Oh.|- Dragon.|- Huh?

- Which one of the Three Stooges|was Peters favorite?|- Curley.

Curley! Hah!

- Hes everybodys favorite.|- No, l like Shemp.

- Favorite ice cream.|- Baskin-Robbins.

- Favorite baseball team.|- Chicago.

- Cubs or White Sox?|- What the heck is going on?

Why are you asking her|all these questions?

Dont ask me,|ask her boyfriend.

That isnt very funny,|you know.

- No, no, not this boyfriend.|- Hes--

Joe Fusco.

Joe-- Joe Jr.

Mm-hmm, thats right.|Mr. Joe Fusco, Jr.

He said that|you were intimate.

Yeah, well, he also said he invented|aluminum foil. Hes delusional.

He was very lucid|when l talked to him.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

- Ma, you okay?|- You see what you did?

- What did l do?|- Now, if she wanted|to prove it, shed prove it.

Peter has one testicle.

- No way.|- Way.

About a month ago|there was an accident...

and he was playing basketball and his|friend had a pencil in his back pocket.

Eww!

Maybe, um--

No.

- Oh, no!|- Well, somebodys gotta look.

Dont look at me.

- No.|- Yeah, maybe, uh--

lts not--|lts not my, uh, uh--

Okay, lm his mother.

Oh, Mom! Eww!

Well, look at|the bright side.

Hes got more room|in his Jockey shorts.

Ma!

- Who is it?|- What gives?

- You stood me up.|- For what?

- Our date.|- What date?

To the lce Capades.|l had to eat your ticket.

l never said l would|go on a date with you.

- Yes you did. Yes you did!|- No, l didnt. No, l didnt!

- Did too! Did! Did!|- Didnt! Didnt! Didnt!

- Who is it?|- Lucy, its Saul.

- Oh, my god.|- What, are ya two-timin Joe, Jr.?

lm not two-timing.|l never one-timed.

- Hey, lll fight the guy.|- Hey, get in the closet.

- Not a word.|- Nice panties.

Hey.

l like boxer shorts, but,|uh, lll try these, eh--

- Sorry.|- Have you got company?

- No. TV. lts on... next door.|- Oh.

Um... you, uh, want some coffee|or tea or something?

No, no.|Not a-- Not a thing.

- Lucy, theres something|you should know.|- What?

Well, the night you visited|Peter, l was outside the door.

l know the truth.

Sorry, Saul. You now, you do--|You dont have to worry, cause|lm gonna tell them everything.

Dont tell them a thing.

Remember the day you said youd-- youd|never do anything to hurt the family?

- Yeah?|- Well, since they met you,|they figure they have Peter back.

Now, if you tell them the truth,|eh, itll take him away again.

They need you, Lucy.|Just like you need them.

Now, look,|l know youre a good girl.

And l know youll do|the right thing.

- Thank you.|- Yeah. Yes, you will.

Oh-Oh, oh, by the way,|how did you know about the--

Peter with the one, uh--

Ahh--

You know something?|l dont wanna know.

- Bye.|- Ooh!

- Oh, god! Whatre you-- What--|- Aah!

- What are you doing?|- l slipped.

Youre trying on my shoes?

No! When l fell, my foot went|like that, right into the shoe.

- Who is it?|- lts me, Jack Callaghan.

- My god, doesnt anybody|use a phone anymore?|- l do.

lm not talking|about 900 numbers.

Who told?

Hi. So, more questions?

No, l have an engagement present|for you.

Uh, you really|shouldnt have.

l didnt.|lts from my parents.

Oh.

lts furniture.|You want me to bring it up?

Hey, was that Saul|l saw leaving?

Whats that?

- Cat.|- Big cat.

Um, l th-- l think y--|l think you should, um,

bring it to, uh, t--|bring it to Peters apartment.

- You dont know what it is.|- Well, you know,

anything would look nicer|in Peters apartment.

You know what?|lll come with you.

Ooh!

You know what?|l think you parked too clo--

You know, l think you parked|too close to the other car.

Had to. We gotta|unload the furniture.

Ready for your surprise?

Oh, that is great.

That is so great.

- You like that?|- Yeah.

Too bad. Ox bought you|the love seat.

- Oh, lm sorry.|- Dont be. l made this.

- This? No, you didnt.|- Shocking, isnt it?

- Can l sit in it?|- Rock out.

My god, this is perfect. You should|go into business or something.

Well, then it gets tricky.

Oh, yeah, working with your dad|and everything, right?

The business used to be called|Callaghan and Sons,

and then when Peter went off to|law school it became Callaghan and Son.

lf l were to leave,|itd just be Callaghan.

- Lets take a second here|and unlock the doors off--|- No-No, l got it, l got it.

- Oh.|- See? Here we go.

Oh, this technique.

lts always very, very,|very modern technique this way.

E-Excuse me, uh, sir,|what apartment?

Uh, 57G.

Well, sir, lm sorry, but guests|have to be announced, ya know?

Well, lm with her.|lm helping her.

- So?|- You dont know her?

No.

Bu-But lm new here.

Oh, well, shes Peter|Callaghans fiancee in 57G.

Ohh! Oh, yeah.

They told me about her, sir.|Shes scary.

Tell me about it.

- Ooh!|- Be careful.

Uh, maybe we should, uh,|angle it a little bit.

Um... l think its wedged.

Why dont you step back for a little|bit? lm gonna try an old trick.

Whats-Whats the trick?

- Push it really hard.|- Kay.

- Okay, okay, push.|- l did.

Do you want me|to help you now?

- All right, a little help|would be good.|- Kay.

Kay. One, two, three-yah!

Ow! Ooh!

Ooh.

l think the sofa|should go right there.

Oh, no!|No, no, no, look at this!

ldiot just blocked me in.

But l told you|not to park that close.

Aaah!

Hey, check the meter.|See what time it is.

Um, its six oclock.

They can pretty much stay here|all night if they wanted to.

All night, huh?

Um, good night.

You just gonna leave me|here with the truck?

Basically, yeah.

Well, maybe l oughta|walk you back.

What for?

For protection.

Oh, no, lm fine.|lm okay.

For me. l dont want|to be here by myself.

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