Whip It
Five minutes, my little lambs.
Has anyone seen Bliss Cavendar?
Pash, this can't be happening.
Why aren't you backstage, Brooke?
You know how it is.
They get to a certain age,
they don't want you back there.
She said she'll meet me here.
Really? That's odd.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
PASH:
It says "temporary. "lt did a minute ago, I swear.
My mom is gonna kill me.
(APPLAUSE)
(PIANO PLAYING)
EMCEE:
Now, Miss Amber Black.anyone, it would have to be God.
Because what they say
is true. God is great.
(APPLAUSE)
Don't tell them that I did it, okay?
Those are the rules,
you're not allowed to tell.
(EXCLAIMING)
Let go. I'm your only friend.
Corbi Booth, ladies and gentlemen.
If I could have dinner with anyone,
it would have to be my grandfather.
l love you, Papa.
(APPLAUSE)
And now, also from Bodeen,
Miss Bliss Cavendar.
(PIANO PLAYING)
(PIANO STOPS)
If I could have dinner with anyone,
because not only was she
a pioneer of aviation,
but she was a great woman in history.
Thank you.
(PIANO PLAYING)
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
So enlighten me. What was
Are you trying to sabotage your chances?
Or was it just your biological urge to
make your mother look like a jackass?
lt was just a dare.
Oh. How did that work out for you?
Not so great?
(EXCLAIMS) Corbi.
Congratulations, honey. Well-deserved.
Thank you. Thumbs way up.
Thank you, Mrs. Cavendar.
Bliss is so hard to beat. Usually.
Well, the Blue Bonnet pageant
And we'll be there. Come on, honey.
Oh. See you later. See you.
don't live up to your high
moral standards, Bliss,
but there's a lot you
can learn from them,
no matter what you go on to be in life.
You think you're being
judged up there on that stage,
but no one's asking
you to be Miss America.
I wanna be Miss America.
And you're gonna be the
best one ever, sweetheart.
Teeth.
Eyes.
Trudy, bless your
heart for fitting us in.
Well, hell. Sh*t happens.
Let me get my foils.
BROOKE:
Now, what were youthinking, getting blue hair?
ANNOUNCER ON RADIO.. Fourteenth
drive in the red zone.
They have now given up nine touchdowns
see how this one ends up.
He's only had one
takeaway in the red zone.
Hey.
(LAUGHS)
I won another one.
Lord, child, you are unstoppable.
And had I known what you were up
to, I would have bought a ticket.
BROOKE:
Earl.I mean, dang it, girl,
what has gotten into you?
Just defective, I guess.
BROOKE:
Nice parenting, Earl.Come on, now.
Ooh, I'll see you later.
(CHUCKLES)
WOMAN:
Dinner.Seriously, out of all the
places to go to in the world.
who would come to Bodeen?
PASH:
Them. I mean, they're smart,at least they just pass through.
BIRDMAN:
Go ahead and mock it.But without the Blue Bonnet
factory, this town wouldn't exist.
You know what, Birdman,
before you got promoted.
You know, now you're all corporate.
l know. I miss the old Birdman. Yeah.
Ladies, don't let the tie
fool you. I'm still one of us.
But y'all are gonna have to
It's more dignified. No.
Birdman is the only thing
you have going for you.
(TRUCK APPROACHING)
That's what you think.
BLISS:
Really?PASH:
Yeah.PASH:
Hey.Make sure they tip you this time.
Hey, what can I get you guys?
Hey, Corbi.
So what are you, like, alternative now?
Alternative to what?
What's the name of that thing that
if I eat it real fast, it's free?
That's the Squealer. You have to
eat it in three minutes or less.
Yeah, you bring me a Squealer.
And I don't mean Corbi.
(LAUGHS)
(SQUEALING)
BOY:
Let's go, buddy, pickit up. Come on, come on.
Oh, yes. You got it, you got it.
PASH:
I can't believe youused to share a bed with her.
Baby, baby, get it, yeah.
You make it sound very
dirty. lt was just sleepovers.
Come on. Come on. Baby, do it. Do it.
Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
Come on. Come on, Colby! Yeah.
That's my man. Come on, Colby.
(ALL CHEERING)
(GRUNTING)
It's free, b*tches.
It's free. It's free.
l was thinking
maybe we could go to
Austin and do some shopping.
Really?
BOTH:
(SINGING WITH RADIO) Teachthem well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty
they possess inside
...them a sense of
pride to make it easier
You hate them.
Well, they don't have duct tape
on them. That's an improvement.
Hi.
Thanks.
Ooh!
Pretty vases.
(MALE CLERK LAUGHING)
MALE CLERK:
They'regreat for tulips, really.
Um...
Thank you. Yup, I changed my mind.
No, please, Bliss. Come on.
Don't... Don't be embarrassed.
It's funny.
I'm supposed to buy you
shoes from a head shop?
as responsible parenting?
Fine. 'Cause shoes are a gateway drug.
For gosh sakes, Bliss.
(PHONE RINGING)
ANNOUNCER ON TV.. lt goes out
of bounds near the 42 yard line.
There is a flag down.
Yeah, it's Earl. BROOKE:Hello. Earl.
Can you please explain to your daughter
why it's inappropriate to
buy shoes in a head shop?
Dad, it's not like that.
(LAUGHING) You took your
mother to a head shop?
Are you off your nut?
You know, if she wasn't
here and I used my own money,
it wouldn't make a difference.
That's not the point.
Look, I am in the middle
of a deal here, okay?
So whatever you all
work out is fine with me.
Give me that. Okay?
Earl, do you know how hard I have worked
a drug-free environment?
Yes, I do. Exactly.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Hi. Hey, girls. What's up?
Hello. Dropping my flyers off.
Perfect. Hurl Scouts-Holy Rollers.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
See you then. Thanks, girls. Bye.
Come on. All right, let's go. Come on.
BLISS:
Screw you and yourgrandma's Chevy Celebrity.
(CHUCKLES)
Here.
No, what are you doing? Yes,
yes, yes. You got stiffed
on your tips again, just take it. No.
Just take it. take it. No.
What is this? What is this?
Roller derby?
This is... This is tomorrow.
This is in Austin.
Yeah, I know.
Will there be cute boys there?
(BOTH CHATTERING)
Hey, Mom, Dad, we're gonna
go to a football game.
It's an away game, but...
The team kind of needs us.
No, no, no, not "kind of," they do.
EARL:
Well, sure.Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll take you.
No, it's cool. You have your car.
Yeah, I have my car.
No, but I mean, you know,
we can watch together.
Earl, let the girls go
on and have their fun.
And then you and I can nuzzle.
(BOTH GASPING)
I kind of feel bad lying to them.
I don't. I give my parents straight A's.
l get freedom.
(SCREAMING)
(SHEENA IS A RUNK
(SINGING) She's a punk
punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk, a punk rocker
(SCREAMING)
Well, the kids are all
hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now
They've got their surfboards
And they're going to
the discotheque a-go-go
But she just couldn't stay
She had to break away
Well, New York City really has it all
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