Whip It Page #2
Oh, yeah
Don't say I never gave you anything.
Sheena is a punk rocker
(CROWD CHEERING)
Okay, everybody, and welcome
to skate night at the Warehouse.
I'm a little hung-over tonight, so l...
Anyway, let me introduce
you to our first team.
Ooming to you from
the streets of Austin,
men, hold on to your
cookies, it's the Hurl Scouts.
Number 99, captain of the
Hurl Scouts, Maggie Mayhem.
Number 69, Bloody Holly.
Number 3, Rosa Sparks.
Number 2, Smashley Simpson.
Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts have come
in last place three years running.
This league has five teams,
each with their own theme.
What outlaw do we have
skating against the Hurl Scouts
I'm talking about the girls so bad
that even God can't keep them in line.
Give it up for the
undefeated Holy Rollers.
Last season's champs
are led by their captain,
the league's leading scorer. Iron Maven.
Yeah, she's the one from the flyer.
I'm feeling hot in these
polyesters right now, baby.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's play some roller derby.
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
A jammer scores a point in this course
by passing members of the opposite team.
Maven gets a great jump. That's fast.
And she's out to an early lead.
Iron Maven, ladies and gentlemen.
Folks. the ones to watch
tonight are the jammers.
Those are the ones with
Some of you might remember watching
derby on TV back in the '7 0s,
but it was reborn right
here in the heart of Texas,
a true Austin tradition.
Maven's heading up on the outside
but it's real crowded in there.
(GRUNTS) That's a big
hit by Rosa Sparks.
Jackie Daniels is down.
Lucky for the Hurl Scouts
this is only an exhibition bout
because the Rollers are in control.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
MAN:
Thank you, Maggie.l just wanna tell you all
that you're my new heroes.
It's your first time here?
Yeah.
Well, put some skates
on, be your own hero.
(LAUGHS)
The last time I wore skates,
they had Barbies on them.
Hey, you know, none of us knew our
ass from an elbow pad when we started.
You should come to tryouts on Tuesday.
You have to be 21 . You're 21 , right?
Two:
I'm 22.Yeah, I just had my...
I had my birthday, so...
Great, it's this Tuesday at 5:00.
It is? Yeah.
I'm Maggie, Maggie Mayhem.
I'm Bliss, but I can change that.
Yeah, you'll have to change that.
Don't be late.
"Twenty-two. Just had my birthday."
Twenty-one, it's a red flag.
Twenty-two's way more believable.
l guess, 'cause you're not actually
gonna do it, so I guess it makes sense.
Why don't you and I try out?
Excuse me?
l didn't have a
Barbie-roller-skating phase. Okay?
l had a fat-kid-sits-inside-
and-reads-a-book phase.
You know that.
Well, what makes you
think I won't try out?
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CHUCKLES) Because you'd
girls, they're tough.
And you are not. Ow!
Gee. How dare you?
Not to mention your mom.
She doesn't have to know.
You don't have the baIls.
l can grow the balls.
(WHIMPERING)
No way.
Mm.
Hey.
Do you have room for one more?
l like your hair.
Thanks, hon. I do it myself.
DRIVER:
All right, nextstop, downtown Austin.
DERBY PLAYER 1 :
Hey.DERBY PLAYER 2:
Hey.What's your derby name?
Pocket Rocket.
What's yours?
Jaba the Slut.
Hey, you made it. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm glad you came.
Thanks.
What is that?
That would be Razor. He's our coach.
He's a good guy. And he
really knows his derby.
All right, ladies. Let's roll.
Ooh, jean shorts.
Every single day.
(METAL BANGING)
Meet the Manson sisters.
Gift from the Ottawa Women's
Hockey League to the Hurl Scouts.
They both seem really aggressive.
Maybe we can finally
win a few this year.
Maybe.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
All right, listen up, fresh meat.
There's a lot more to derby than
fishnets and picking out a tough name.
This is a sport.
Now, the league has six spots open.
So whatever shred of talent you have,
hope you leave it out on
the track for me today.
Okay, what is it?
Sorry.
Just what are the rules?
Derby 1 01 , people.
Four blockers from each team
are lined up on the track.
Ten feet behind them,
two jammers are lined
up, one from each team.
We're the ones who score.
First whistle blows
and the pack takes off.
and the jammers take off.
Some of us faster than others.
Once the jammer breaks through the pack,
she hauls ass around the track
a second time and tries to score.
opposing team the jammer passes,
she gets a point.
Most points wins the
Now, line up and get you some.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Get up.
Go, ladies. Move it.
Up, up, up. Go.
Looking good, Barbie.
It's roller derby, not cotillion.
Come on, put a hit on somebody.
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
God damn it. Diane.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Hey. That move will get
you tossed from a game.
There's no place in this sport for that.
What?
Okay. Sorry.
But I like the aggression.
Is it bad?
Mmm-mmm.
Mmm-mmm.
No. Mmm-mmm.
Mmm-mmm.
Forty-one, gotta improve
on that. 39, 32, not bad.
Twenty-nine. Let's go.
(EXHALES)
Twenty-three?
Looks like you've got some competition.
Yeah, yeah, wake me when she
learns how to throw a hit.
(EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
Or take one.
Hey, you're Iron Maven.
That's right, kiss-ass.
Why don't you suck up a little harder?
There's still part of your face
that doesn't have doodie on it.
MAVEN:
Nice shorts. Bliss: Help.Can somebody help me? I...
Just kidding.
Hey, by the way, you made
it, you're a Hurl Scout.
Nice work out there.
(SlNGING) I never
knew there'd come a day
(CAR HORN HONKING)
When I'd be saying to you
"Don't let this good love slip away..."
Your feet are on fire. They're on fire.
Seriously, look, they're on fire.
You're changing your schedule?
Well, I have to. You know, for practice.
Don't leave me alone with Birdman.
l can't. I'm actually taking
an SAT class, remember?
(BELL RINGING)
So caught up in you, little girl
That I never did suspect a thing
So caught up in you, little girl
That I never want to get myself free
(EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHING)
You caught me Baby, you taught me
How good lt could be
BROOKE:
Shania, I am not cleaning Salisburysteak sauce off of that fringe again.
Hey, I just wanted to let you guys know
that I'm gonna change my work schedule
to Mondays, Wednesdays,
'cause I wanna take an SA class on Tuesdays, Thursdays.
I'm impressed.
Me, too.
l like smart girls, that's
why I married your mama.
Well, that and I knocked her up.
So caught up in you, little girl
You're the one that's
got me down on my knees
So caught up in you, little girl
That I never want to get myself free
And, baby, it's true
You're the one
Who caught me Baby, you taught me
How good lt could be
Fill your days and your nights
No need to ever ask me twice
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