Whip It Page #3
Oh, no
Whenever you want me
Shouldn't... Shouldn't we,
like, be practicing soon?
Yeah, hurry up, you guys,
we don't wanna be late.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Careful, Pee-Wee here might
get the idea we actually win.
You don't? HeIl, no. Never.
All that "We're Number 1 "
corporate crap doesn't apply.
Our bad attitude's an asset here.
Okay, ladies. Check it out.
Hot off the presses, brand new
playbooks compiled by yours truly.
Your hands clean?
Yes, my hands are clean.
Pay particular attention
to Play Number 3.
I think it's gonna blow your doors off.
Smashley, you're late as per usual.
I know.
Well, then you must also know that
there's nothing cool about being late.
Hey... RAZOR:
Let's hit the track.Who's up for Lovejoy's later
tonight? $2 pitchers. Beer?
SMASHLEY:
I'm in.ROSA:
Me, too.I'm in.
You weren't invited.
I'm still in.
There's no such thing as a scrimmage.
We practice the way we play.
Maven, you know what to do.
Bliss, show me something good.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
You ready? (SCOFFS) Am I ready?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
RAZOR:
Let's go, ladies. Skate.Don't block your own player, let's go.
Crossover the turn, stay
low. Crossover the turn.
Bend those knees. Bend those
knees. Bend those knees.
BLISS:
Ow!(WHISTLE BLOWS)
What the hell was that?
You had Maven beat, but she smoked you
'cause you're too scared to throw a hit.
And then you quit.
I need you to be a lot more...
l want you to start
being a lot... Ruthless.
Yeah.
That's right, you little peanut,
l need you to be ruthless.
This is a contact sport, Bliss.
Eventually I'm gonna
need you to make contact.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Next group up. Back off, Razor.
MAGGIE:
Just ignorehim. SMASHLEY:
We do.Seriously.
l mean, he's right. I'm not cutting it.
You know what I like to
think about before every game?
My ex.
Little piece of advice, Bliss.
Don't fall for your regional manager
and think that he's
not gonna give you crabs
because he cheated on
you, 'cause it happens.
And when I think about myself in the
shower, using that special shampoo,
which, for the record, doesn't make
anyone feel very special at all,
I really, really wanna hit somebody.
You have to find that thing that
really pisses you off and you use it.
Have you ever had crabs?
No.
No. Okay. My doctor said
it was really common, but...
B-man, come on. What do you say?
Pash has to come. You
know. it's my first game.
Yeah, well, what about me?
I mean, did anybody bother to think,
"Hey, Birdman might appreciate hot
girls in fishnets and roller skates
"beating the crap out of each other"?
No, they did not.
Do you wanna come, too?
Yeah, but I can't. l
have a prior engagement.
I'm covering for Pash.
(EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT)
Yes. We love you. Birdman.
Yeah? You know we love you.
Thank you. We do. You know that, right?
Yeah, yeah. Not enough.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You can never have too much eyeliner.
Or LashBlast.
Here's a little gift from the team.
Safety is sexy.
You'll need these, too.
Those are just sexy.
Guys, thanks.
Let the bout come to you.
Let the bout come to you.
Let the bout come to you.
So, are you ready for your big debut?
Has anyone ever thrown
up on the track before?
Yeah.
Let's get them. Kill them dead.
Skate fast, skate hard.
I'm gonna puke.
they go by Peggy, Francine,
Tammy, and Rachael, but here...
All right, let the bout come to you.
Okay.
ALL:
One, two, three, kick ass.(WHISTLE BLOWS) And they're off.
Jamming for the Widows, Eva
Destruction against the Hurl Scouts.
Bloody Holly who makes
her way out to the pack.
And, oh, she passes the block
with a beautIful backward skating.
But wait a second, from out of nowhere,
Eva Destruction shows
up right on her tail.
Each girl the jammer
passes, they get a point.
Pass a girl, get a point.
And she's gotten the first
seven points of the game.
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
And the Widows take the lead.
Hey, Black Widows, my
spidey senses are tingling.
About to make a sequel in my pants.
Yeah, Spider-Man 3 and a Half?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Yeah, it is three and
a half inches wide.
(IMITATING TROMBONE)
Air trombone, yeah.
Nice jam, man.
That was amazing.
Thanks.
Yeah. Thank you.
Where did you learn to skate like that?
Well, I once tried out for the Olympics,
but that didn't exactly work out.
triangle configuration.
I've been over it and
over it with you guys.
What do you want to do? Come on.
l don't need to do the triangle.
I need to get up there and...
JOHNNY:
It's the second quarterjamming for the Hurl Scouts.
This is a rough contact sport.
These girls are lean,
mean skating machines.
And they gotta go fast if they
wanna get past the blockers
who are trying to knock them down.
And by "knock them down, " l
mean "beat them to a pulp. "
Eva's gonna grab another four points,
bringing the Widows' score to
Team captain Maggie Mayhem doing the
honors for the Hurl Scouts, but...Oh!
Suckit back for that rail check
Number 2 out of the way,
making room for Honey to widen the gap
to collect another three points
there as we go into halftime.
That makes the score 29-10. Come on.
(HORN SOUNDING)
They say the Scouts
have the most loyal fans,
and being the worst team in the
league, Lord knows they need them.
Oh, Rosa Sparks, no, you didn't.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
God damn it.
JOHNNY:
Okay, folks, the Widowshave a pretty comfortable lead here
late in the game.
still sticking with Smashley
Simpson as the jammer.
She's up against the Widows'
speed woman, Honey Suckit.
Oh! The Widows'jammer
hip-checks Smashley.
Well, our favorite
is about to bag her some Honey. Hey.
(ALL CHEERING)
Clean-up on Aisle 5.
With time left for only one more
jam, and the game out of reach,
Smashley Simpson is out of here.
Okay, you're in.
Show me why they call you Ruthless.
(EXHALES)
Go get you some.
Okay, Austin, get ready to
meet your newest Hurl Scout.
Here she is, Number 22, the fastest
thing on eight wheels, Babe Ruthless.
Babe Ruthless? All
right. Go, Babe Ruthless.
(WHOOPING) JOHNNY:AIl right,
it's the final jam of the night.
I like the taste of fresh meat.
And Razor, with nothing
to lose, throws the rookie
into the last jam on
her very first game.
And dang.
Babe Ruthless gets a double shove
to the rail served up by Whiskey.
But she's back up like a Weeble.
Okay, okay, that's good.
She darts down the inside
and makes a run for it out of the pack.
Oh, but here comes Eva
Destruction, still skating strong,
hoping to ruin Babe's debut.
Ruthless is out of the pack.
She's coming around for her points.
(WHOOPING)
That's my best friend.
That's my best friend.
Rumor has it that Ruthless blew
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