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Him and his partners tried to swindle a guy.

You talking about Ted Burton?

Yeah, how did you know that?

lt was in the paper. l read about it.

But what they didn't report in the paper...

was that Burton was times smarter

than all of them.

He embezzled millions

and stashed it in an offshore account.

When Vandergeld heard the story

was going to break...

he didn't want to be embarrassed.

Well, there goes my job.

You know, you're a good listener.

lt seems like you have the whole package.

Man!

-Hello?

-Kev, you got to go.

-What? Now?

-Yeah, now. We're on our way.

Can't you stall him for a little while?

Look, this man sang to me.

He tried to kiss me and on top of that...

he been farting for the last minutes.

All right, l'll be there in a minute. Bye.

-Cottontail!

-l'm coming, n*gger!

Gomez, what the hell are we looking for?

l don't know. Something just isn't right

about these girls.

l'm gonna check the bathroom.

Find anything?

No. Not yet.

You won't believe what l....

What the hell are you doing?

Sniffing chicks' underwear, man.

What is the big....

lt's.... What?

They're guys, aren't they?

You really are disgusting.

-Latrell, my man! What's going on, brother?

-What's up, man?

-Two apple martinis.

-You hitting that, bro?

-This is a tough one to crack.

-Tiffany Wilson?

She puts the ''E'' in easy.

Here. Drop a couple of these babies

in her drink, man.

Are you sure this will work?

Man, l just took two of them,

and l'm telling you...

l'm boinking someone tonight, you know?

Excuse me.

That's for you, my little Miracle Whip.

You need to loosen up. There you go.

That's for you.

-Oh, my God! ls that Britney Spears?

-Where?

Right over there. Forget it, she just left.

Oops, she did it again.

-Let's drink up.

-Let's do it.

To the last drop.

That's good. You want to dance?

You know, that's a great idea.

Here, hold Baby. Let's go, girls.

l found out some interesting information.

Ted Burton turned the tables on Vandergeld.

Tucked away $ million.

Been living the high life

ever since he got out of prison.

There goes our motive.

Those skanks think they're hot?

Let's show them what sexy really is.

They want to battle. Let's go, girls.

You girls want some of this?

Bring it on, sisters!

Okay, let's do it!

Five, six, seven, eight.

Come on.

Hold on.

l know you hookers

don't think this is over with.

Let's kick it old school.

They suck!

Oh, my God!

We won!

Come on, let's go.

Get out of my way! Move it!

l need a drink.

Hey, Latrell, my man.

So did it work, man?

l don't know.

But l got to dance.

l got to hit this.

Hold the dog.

Let it out.

Let it out.

Oh, yeah. Now it's out.

l paid thousands of dollars on this outfit...

and do you think he even noticed?

lt's going to be okay.

Little Miss Vandergeld walks in...

and he just forgets all about me.

Okay, let it out.

l wonder...

if he would think she was so hot...

if he knew that she is broke.

Vandergeld's broke?

We mustn't talk of such things.

No, we won't.

But, yes, they're broke.

My father even had to

loan her father money...

just so that they could keep their house.

They just paid us back.

-You guys, l love you guys.

-We love you, too.

l love you so much!

Thank you.

Can we get you some gum

or a mint or something?

Hey, little girl.

Really? l love you, too.

What the hell are you doing? Give me her!

Sicko. Where's Latrell?

Dance floor.

Good morning, snowflake.

Oh, my God. Brittany!

-What?

-We're on page six.

-No.

-Yeah.

Look. ''Wilson sisters rock Hamptons.''

-Wilsons rock!

-We rocked!

Wait. We weren't in the Hamptons

this weekend.

No! We've been cloned!

He's got to be around here somewhere.

Girl, wait a minute.

lsn't that Marcus right there?

-That's him, all right. Old lying dog!

-Caught you.

That sounds like Gina.

-Don't answer it. She'll go away.

-No, she won't.

l'm not going anywhere

until you open this door!

-l told you! What am l going to do?

-Just get rid of her.

l'll get rid of her. You hide the stuff.

-l'm not playing with you!

-Coming, baby!

What is all that noise?

Nothing! Okay, baby, l'm coming!

l'm coming. Hide.

Hey, baby! Hi, boo-boo.

-Nice room you got, Marcus.

-Hey, baby, what you doing here?

-l could ask you the same question.

-Me?

l'm on assignment.

Are you wearing lipstick?

No. That's Kool-Aid. You want some?

You know, it's filled with lots of

vitamin C and riboflavin.

ls that a bra?

No, this?

This is the new holsters

they gave us at work.

They're government issue.

You can put two guns in there and just....

''Freeze, FBl!''

-l know somebody's in here.

-Baby, nobody's in here.

See? Nobody's in here.

-Check under the bed--

-What do you mean, ''Check under the bed''?

-l heard somebody on the phone.

-Check under the bed!

-That's where everybody hides! Check it!

-Marcus! Nobody can fit!

See, nobody here, right? Nobody there.

-l'll look in the bathroom.

-Wait! No! Don't check the bathroom!

You don't want me to check the bathroom!

See? Nothing in the bathroom.

Nobody in the room. See?

l told you no one was here. See?

You know, baby, this gotta stop!

-We can't have love if we don't have trust.

-l know, but look.

l was at the restaurant and the card

wouldn't go through--

Listen. lf we don't have trust,

we don't have nothing.

This is not about trust. This is about--

There she is, right there!

Now, baby. l can explain.

-l knew it.

-Baby, it's not what you think.

-Baby, it's not what you think.

-Don't you even say nothing to me!

l can explain. Baby, it's not what you think.

He's a man!

You're sick!

We have to find them and stop them

before they execute their evil plan.

We have to find them and stop them

before they execute their evil plan.

-Wait, what do they look like?

-Duh, us!

Afternoon, ladies.

The Chief would like

to have a word with you.

My God, Tiffany. They're the Men in Black.

Come on.

-Easy, Ponch and Jon. My hair!

-Let's move it along, pal.

-Wait a minute!

-Let's go!

Chief, we just got confirmation

that Burton's arrived at JFK.

l want him trailed. Give him plenty of room.

l don't want anyone jumping the gun.

l want to get this guy red-handed.

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