White Island

Connor.

As you know, it has been a

difficult time of late.

Had to make several

redundancies...

...and I'm afraid we had

to make some more.

Your team has not been

doing very well.

I sacked Marcus. I

want you to take over.

I see a lot of myself in

you Connor.

It's a career defining move.

It's an excellent

opportunity for you...

...to set yourself up

for life working here.

Congratulations.

You start first thing in Monday.

Can I help you officer?

Is this about my daddy or uncle?

- Connor!

- Sorry. Sorry.

You promised you take

this seriously.

What? I just failed.

Allright. Take this in, I'll do

better I promise.

Please give your f..g bag.

Sorry.

Can I come in?

Miss Searle.

You don't know what my

f..g name is yet Connor.

Sorry.

This supposed to be right.

Need another round.

- Right.

- What the f..k are you doing?

You know this is natural and

I'm trying, ok? I'm trying.

Don't be like that.

This time, ok? I promise

I'll get it right.

Yes, heard that before.

Can I help you officer?

I'm here to see Rick

and Barry Searle.

Well, you found me.

Well, then I should

come in, don't you?

Come here.

What are you looking for, officer?

Cuff me.

Connor. Connor! Connor!

Connor, thats a little too tight.

Sorry babe.

S..t!

- You can still get that off right?

- Yeah.

F..k.

Bolt cutters, that's what we need.

Will my dad have any?

What do they look like?

They look like the sort

of thing you use to cutt

people's fingers off.

Thats what they look like.

I think he's got

some in his lock up.

- How long is he going to be?

- An hour maybe less.

S..t. As quick as that.

- Where's your door keys?

- Downstairs on the table.

- Where are you going?

- I'll be back.

Connor. Connor! S..t.

Connor?

Mate. Do you have any bolt cutters?

Bolt cutters?

I'm in bed man, call me tomorrow.

Bounty FM.

Ok, shout out to Ray

from Bernice in Tollshill.

Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ibiza.

Whole summer man.

Last show tonight.

Whos on DTI lookout?

It should be Titch, but

he would have called first.

F..k. Police.

I don't know.

It's Connor open up.

Jesus. No wonder

you've been swerving me.

- What is this?

- Yes, I know.

Yeah mate listen.

Focus. Focus alright.

Bolt cutters are they

still up on the roof?

Yeah. I thought you were

keeping out of troublee

building a future.

No man, I've been banging someone.

Need those bolt cutters. Stop it.

Ibiza, I'm leaving tomorrow.

Forget Ibiza I need your help now.

Luke, Luke take over.

She's waiting in the bedroom.

Your dad.

Guys it's not funny.

She's going to kill me.

Take them.

Titch just called. DTI.

What we going to do?

Jesus, boys you scared

the life out of me.

DTI. Whats going on?

I live downstairs.

The old girl who owns the place

said thered been some kidss

up here playing with a hose.

Then I worked out they were up

here nicking the transmitter.

How long ago?

About ten 15 minutes.

B..s.

You said it.

Thanks Officer.

Cheers guys. Lets just

hope we catch them hey.

We'll get them.

Don't worry.

That was amazing. Go on. Go on see.

I told you he was a legend. Mate.

I'll see you boys later.

Lets hope we catch them, man.

I'll come down tomorrow

to Ibbza mate, adios.

Back on it.

Babe.

What happened?

- I'm still a cop.

- F..k off.

Babe I was as quick as

I could be, seriously I...

I only...

Whats up with you,

got piles or something?

Its not piles.

I've had a rectal abscess removed.

Still got the stitches in.

Right.

Well sit down then.

Gina!

Same batch as

before. Vacuum sealed.

Gina your dads here.

- Dad?

- Gina.

- Dad!

- Gina.

You're f..g idiot.

You know that Connor?

You're such a f..k.

You know that.

You emberess my family.

And yours too.

Serious. I'm a f..g idiot.

Just keep it down love.

We have got visitors.

Gina I'm...

I'm going out the front window.

I'm sorry, allright?

- There you go.

- Thank you very much.

What, aren't you gonna count it?

Good old fashioned trust.

Nice doing business with you and...

good luck with the...

F..k off!

- Hi babe.

- Hi, will you come around?

- Yeah, but now?

- Yeah.

I think we should

talk about things.

Yeah, allright.

We good?

Yeah, we're fine.

I'm on my mum's house.

Ok, cool, see you in a bit. Bye.

Babe. Im sorry, sorry, sorry.

Listen I...

Seriously? Come on babe.

Connor, what the hell is this?

Gina decided to cut

all my clothes up.

My god, you really get off

on the danger don't you.

Just a little bit yeah.

I'll leave them in there

to protect the records.

Do you ever think about her dad

when you're having s..x with her?

- What?

- Just a thought.

- How is that even a thought.

- They look alike. They look alike.

I don't think I would

be able to get over that.

I have never thought

about that. Ever.

- Alright. I just...

- Ever.

You will now.

Look, I know she is mental,

but the s..x is insane.

Now you'll never heard that

noise when you have s..x.

That's really creepy.

The best of Bernard Cribbins.

That's coming with me.

Come here.

Have an amazing time.

If you want to visit, you know.

No I'm staying well clear

of that place, just...

try not to get in too

much trouble alright.

Me, trouble? Never. Ever.

Hello boys.

- Wheres our f..g gear?

- What?

Don't play innocent. Gina said

she saw you put in your bag.

Sorry, what bag?

A big khaki one, now go and get it.

I don't have it.

Dex has got it. I...

I put some records

in there for him.

It was a gift. What

are you boys on about?

F..g Dex?

It was Gina. She set me up.

Watch what you f..g

say about our Gina.

Now f..g go and call Dex.

Yeah, Ill do that. I can't...

Just let me go. Ill do it.

What? Jesus boys. Listen this...

Its gonna sound weird. I...

I would phone Dex right now, but

thing is hes on a Spanish SIMM

and its not

registered yet because...

No. No. No. B...

Barry please. Barry not the TV.

Please. Please. Please. Listen...

Its his English contract.

He hasnt paid it.

You know what, hes like. Jesus.

Barry. Turn this f..g

gaff over will you.

Right.

You're not going to find anything.

I promise you. I promise you.

This is Gina. Shes having a laugh.

You say one more f..g

word about my daughter andd

it won't be just your

flat that we pull apart.

Now where the f..k are my drugs?

Honestly I...

I don't know. I don't know.

How much was there anyway?

Mind your own f..g business.

You are walking a

very fine line my son.

Now you are going to

get our coke back now.

No...

I can't miss work on Monday,

Ive just got a promotion lads.

That's alright. Well

call them for you.

Tell them you've had an accident.

Please, don't call them.

Are you honestly saying thatt

Dex is on his way to Ibiza with

a s..t load of coke in his bag?

Our s..t load of coke in his bag.

F..k... At this time of year...

...the ferry is going to be

teaming with police dogs.

I have to stop him.

F..g right you have. Now

Barrys going to go with you.

- And you're paying for the flights.

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