White Island Page #2

- Yeah.

That's him.

That's him, stop the car.

Hang on, he told me not

to let you out of my sight.

I'll be back in two seconds.

- Get back here!

- Dex!

F..g...

- Connor?

- Hey mate... How...

Excuse. Excuse. II

Whats that? What do you say?

What you f..g say?

Yeah, sorry...

Its his fault. Ok. You forgot it.

- I am... Did I forget my passport.

- Justt

- Are you f..g mug.

- The f..k? You doing?

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go where? What?

Get my d..k a what?

Get my d..k a what?

The three of you is

it? Takes three of you.

Get your f..g patsy

dog away from my fanny.

Over there!

Get back here you!

F..g hell.

This better be in here.

F..g hell.

Thats my favourite shirt.

F..k it. Alright.

I've to go to the toilet.

My stitches are falling out.

Don't go anywhere.

F..k!

What the f..k is

that doing in my bag?

You nearly went on

the ferry with it.

Why didn't you check

your bag properly?

I don't know. Don't check my bag.

Honestly, that f..g clown...

...all he talks about is

drugs and fighting and...

that f..g operation on his a..e.

These next few hours are

going to be a nightmare.

Here's a question.

Hows he getting it back?

It's got nothing to do with me.

No? From what you said, it's

obviously not going up his a..e.

What mine? F..k off, mate. No way.

Maybe not. Maybe not. But

do you really want to travel...

...back with someone carrying that?

What am I supposed to do, were

on the same flight together?

Come with me. Come

on. As soon as we dockk

I'll take you

straight to the airport.

You won't even know

you're in Ibiza, mate.

I just promised myself

Id never go back.

Is it Leo? Mate...

I didnt even see him last

season, hes a nobody. Its fine.

Mate. Ive have to

get on this ferry.

Come on. A..e full of

Charlie or cocktails on Bosa?

F..k. Alright. But no f..g about.

Straight to the airport alright.

Yes. I'm so excited.

Flight S72 is now delayed.

Please wait in the

airport terminal.

In the meantime, please

do not leave any baggage...

...unattended or it

will be destroyed.

Hello sir. Where are

you flying from?

Spain.

And what was the

purpose of your visit?

- Business.

- Yeah what kind of business?

None of your business.

I had a meeting love.

I notice you're walking

funny why is that?

I've had a rectal abscess

removed the other day, alright.

Would you like to

follow me please sir?

Why?

We'd like to take

a look in your bags.

Well I'd like to take a look

into your bags, but I'm not...

...making a big f..g song

and dance about it, am I?

Security!

Thats it. Call

security. Here they are.

Tweedle Dum and

Tweedle f..g Dumber.

Sir, this way please.

Alright. Alright. Alright.

Mr. Searle. Can you tell me

why you would wrap a kiloo

of glucose to look like cocaine

and then hide it in a stash tub?

Glucose?

Just don't touch it there!

Alright?

You'll never guess what happened.

What?

What's the matter?

They switched it.

What do you mean switched it?

They switched the

Charlie for glucose.

Glucose. F..g glucose. What Connor?

He must have done.

The little f..r.

Ill f..g kill him.

Take me home Rik.

F..k that Barry.

We're going back to area.

Right now.

Are you sure theres

no flights tonight?

No, Im already on your

website, no thats fine.

I just want to get out of here.

Ok, yeah, that first one tomorrow.

Thanks. Bye.

Gracias. You saved my life.

- Be careful.

- I didnt mean to.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I was...

You're lucky to be alive.

Is that your friend?

She just saved my life.

She knows. Look.

Focus on not getting killed

whilst you're on the island ok.

Come on. Jump in.

Mate, you don't believe what

just happened.

- Did you see that girl?

- Yes, she is Marina.

She works in

a private dive school.

Mate, can you not do that. I

nearly jumped out my f..g skin.

- Did you see her in the wall?

- No.

She's a dive instructor.

Take me to her.

Let's get you together.

Focus on her, focus on me.

I'm doing that.

Allright. She might be in Lantice.

It's connected to dive school.

Look at this lot. Hippy p..s.

You know him?

No carling left.

Want something else?

Come here you.

- You cheeky b..d c..t.

- What?

Welcome to Atlantis.

What do you think?

Yeah I think you're going

to look great in that.

Yeah. You know I will.

I can play other gigs too

as long I plug this place.

As my profile grows,

so does theirs.

- Thats the way it works right.

- Yeah.

Thats... that's Kyle up there.

The owner. My boss.

Comes from a rich family.

A trastafarian.

Usually plays it down.

Apart from the super yacht.

Hes got a super yacht?

Yeah. I DJd a party on

it last year its f..gg

mahoosive.

He charters it on behalf of

a friend for a dive school.

- Welcome back.

- Thank you.

This is Connor. Connor Young,

my best friend. Used to DJ here.

Taught me everything I know.

Well, Ive got a lot

to thank you for then.

Now, I know I said Id

have your contract readyy

but give me a couple of

days. Its been pretty hectic.

No problem really.

And one thing. You know

my attitude to drugs.

Yeah.

Theres going to be a lot

of undercover this summerr

so if I see anyone with as much

as a spiff I could get closed down.

And you... youd never work

in Ibiza again, understood.

Absolutely.

- And if you're staying with him...

- No. No. No. Im out of here.

Look, I don't want to be

the fun police. But you knoww

we get people coming to this

island who think drugs are legal.

Anyway. I better

shake this staff up.

I've got customers starting

to arrive, and you...

get the partying out

of your system quickly.

Its going to be a long summer.

Connor, enjoy the

rest of your stay.

Well thats got to be a

sign that we should ripp

the a..e out of it tonight mate.

See? The island does provide.

Go. Chase her. Go. Chase her.

- Hola!

- Hi!

I didn't get a chance

to thank you earlier.

You saved my life.

It's fine. Anyone would have

done the same.

- Im Connor.

- Marina.

Are you not working

at the dive school?

No, I'm working the bar here today.

Two jobs. Two jobs Marina.

Thats got quite a ring to it.

Everyones got to have a

nickname around here havent they?

In that case its

three jobs Marina.

I work at the Ocean Beach

as a lifeguard as well.

I'm surprised you've got time

to save the lives of d..ss

who can't cross the road properly.

Listen, Im...

Can I take you out,

please? Just a...

Just a drink or dinner or anything,

it's my way of saying thank you?

- Sorry. Im busy.

- Ok.

But you can share my lunch

break tomorrow if you like.

I'm flying home tomorrow.

If you're after a one night

stand you're better off...

...trying the West End.

- No. I...

I have to get ready I don't

want to end up two jobs, Marina.

I... Wh...

- Get her number?

- No.

You've lost your touch mate.

Come on. Lets knock these back.

Going to bounce my calls and

get back to London anyway.

Cheers. A medium

sized one tonight.

- Just a quiet dinner, ok.

- Yeah yeah.

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