White Reindeer Page #3

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My doorbell just rang.

Suzanne?

Suzanne?

It just rang again.

It just rang again.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, we'll be talking again

well, we'll be talking again

soon.

Soon.

Goddamn, baby, you look

delicious.

Delicious.

Is this gonna get me into

is this gonna get me into

your music video?

Your music video?

Just do it like that.

Just do it like that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Put some good dick down in

put some good dick down in

that pretty, black p*ssy.

That pretty, black p*ssy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, spread that pretty,

yes, spread that pretty,

pink...

Pink...

d whoo

Ohhhh.

Oh!

What can I get you, lady?

I'm looking for autumn.

I'm looking for autumn.

Huh?

Huh?

Autumn? Does she work here?

Autumn? Does she work here?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure.

You're a friend of hers?

You're a friend of hers?

I, um, I guess.

I, um, I guess.

I don't -- I don't know.

I don't -- I don't know.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, just go down the hallway,

well, just go down the hallway,

up the stairs, before you get to

up the stairs, before you get to

the shitters.

Hi.

Are you autumn?

Are you autumn?

Yeah, I guess so.

My name is

Suzanne barrington.

Hey, I like your purse.

I'm sorry.

I, uh...

I saw on the TV, and...

I saw on the TV, and...

...I don't -- I don't know what

...I don't -- I don't know what

else to say.

Else to say.

Me either.

He, uh...

I don't -- I don't know.

I don't -- I don't know.

Uh, he loves you.

Uh, he loves you.

Yeah, I-I loved him, too.

Yeah, I-I loved him, too.

I, uh...

I, uh...

I got to -- I got to get back to

i got to -- I got to get back to

work.

Work.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I don't know why I came here.

I don't know why I came here.

You have a merry Christmas.

You have a merry Christmas.

Okay?

Okay?

Thanks. You too.

The two men are wanted for a

series of robberies and

series of robberies and

home invasions across

home invasions across

northern Virginia this month and

northern Virginia this month and

in connection with the shooting

in connection with the shooting

death of Jeff barrington.

Death of Jeff barrington.

Barrington, of course, was this

barrington, of course, was this

station's meteorologist for the

station's meteorologist for the

past three years and is still

past three years and is still

very much missed.

Very much missed.

Coming up after the break,

coming up after the break,

do animals love Christmas as

do animals love Christmas as

much as we do?

Much as we do?

All right.

All right.

That ought to do it.

That ought to do it.

You want to try it out.

You want to try it out.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Lean back.

Lean back.

ah.

Ah.

Hi, Suzanne.

Hi, Suzanne.

Hi, Patti.

Hi, Patti.

Hey, Suzanne.

Hey, Suzanne.

Hi, George.

Hi, George.

I hate to bother you two.

I hate to bother you two.

Oh, no bother.

Oh, no bother.

We're neighbors.

We're neighbors.

Um, my vacuum cleaner is

um, my vacuum cleaner is

broken, and my parents are

broken, and my parents are

coming over for dinner, and I

coming over for dinner, and I

just wanted to clean up a

just wanted to clean up a

little, so I was wondering if I

little, so I was wondering if I

could, um, borrow yours.

Could, um, borrow yours.

Of course. George?

Of course. George?

I'm on it.

I'm on it.

So, uh, how are you liking it

so, uh, how are you liking it

here?

Here?

Oh, we love it.

Oh, we love it.

We're actually getting ready to

we're actually getting ready to

have a little housewarming

Party.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

There you go.

Thank you.

Have you talked to your

brother lately?

Brother lately?

Not since the funeral.

Not since the funeral.

He wants to spend Christmas

he wants to spend Christmas

at his girlfriend's.

At his girlfriend's.

Your dad told him, "no way."

Your dad told him, "no way."

Not with everything that's

not with everything that's

been going on.

Been going on.

Let him go to his

let him go to his

girlfriend's.

Girlfriend's.

The family needs to be

the family needs to be

together at Christmas.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Suzanne...

Suzanne...

We're separating.

We're separating.

Your mother doesn't think she

your mother doesn't think she

loves me anymore.

Loves me anymore.

d do, do, do, do, do, do,

d do, do, do, do, do, do,

do, do d

Do, do d

d do, do, do, do, do, do,

d do, do, do, do, do, do,

do, do d

Do, do d

d do, do, do, do

d do, do, do, do

d do you love me?

d Do you love me?

d do, do

d do, do

d do you love me?

d Do you love me?

d do, do

d do, do

d do you love me?

d Do you love me?

d ooh, yeah

d ooh, yeah

d do, do, do, do

d do, do, do, do

d do you love me?

d Do you love me?

d do, do

d do, do

d do you love me?

d Do you love me?

d do, do, do, do

d do, do, do, do

d do you love...

d Do you love...

So, you just want to, like,

so, you just want to, like,

hang out?

Hang out?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know it's silly.

I know it's silly.

I just think I need to get out

i just think I need to get out

more.

More.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Do you want to do a little

Blow?

Um, no, I...

Um, no, I...

I, uh...

I, uh...

I haven't done cocaine since

i haven't done cocaine since

college.

College.

You know.

You know.

A bunch of us are going out

a bunch of us are going out

later, when we get off our

later, when we get off our

shifts, to the black cat, if you

shifts, to the black cat, if you

want to come.

Want to come.

That'd be nice.

That'd be nice.

d Freak out, freak out

d freak out, freak out

d freak out, freak out

d so freak out, freak out

d so freak out, freak out

d freak out, freak out

d freak out, freak out

d freak out

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Sophie, cut that out.

Sophie, cut that out.

Leave that lady alone, and come

leave that lady alone, and come

put your shoes on.

Okay.

Well, good morning.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, help me out. Please, do.

Oh, help me out. Please, do.

Where am I?

Where am I?

Take me home, sir.

Take me home, sir.

Maryland.

Maryland.

Wow.

Wow.

But, mommy --

but, mommy --

that's enough.

That's enough.

Go put your shoes on, or you're

go put your shoes on, or you're

gonna miss the bus.

Gonna miss the bus.

I love you, silly goose.

So...

So...

What do you do?

What do you do?

I- I-I'm in real estate.

I- I-I'm in real estate.

Oh. That's nice.

Oh. That's nice.

Um, it must be nice, helping

um, it must be nice, helping

people find houses.

People find houses.

Yeah, I-I-I really like it.

Yeah, I-I-I really like it.

Um, the market's been tough.

Um, the market's been tough.

Hmm.

You know?

But, yeah, I really -- I really

but, yeah, I really -- I really

like it.

Like it.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Uh, what do you do?

Um, well...

Me -- I -- I used to manage

me -- I -- I used to manage

restaurants, but, uh, now I'm on

restaurants, but, uh, now I'm on

disability.

Disability.

Oh, you look pretty healthy

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