White Reindeer Page #4

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oh, you look pretty healthy

for somebody on disability.

For somebody on disability.

Hmm.

Hmm.

You smell nice.

This? It's sgp.

This? It's sgp.

I work perfume at Macy's.

I am so sorry, autumn.

Autumn is my stripper name.

Autumn is my stripper name.

My real name is fantasia.

My real name is fantasia.

I'm so sorry, fantasia.

I'm so sorry, fantasia.

It's all right.

How old were you when your

how old were you when your

parents got divorced?

Parents got divorced?

My dad died when I was 7...

My dad died when I was 7...

On Christmas.

On Christmas.

Hello?

Hey, Suzanne.

Hey, Suzanne.

It's fantasia.

It's fantasia.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

Hey.

What are you, uh...

What are you, uh...

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Um, nothing much.

Um, nothing much.

Are you feeling any better?

Are you feeling any better?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think -- I think so.

I think -- I think so.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Okay, so, I'm at work, and I'm,

okay, so, I'm at work, and I'm,

uh, I'm just...

Uh, I'm just...

Uh, some of the girls are here.

Uh, some of the girls are here.

Do you, um...

Do you, um...

I mean, do you want to come out

I mean, do you want to come out

to Macy's?

To Macy's?

Oh, um...

Oh, um...

Sure.

Sure.

Well, it'll be fun.

Well, it'll be fun.

I promise.

I promise.

Bring some aluminum foil.

Bring some aluminum foil.

Aluminum foil?

Aluminum foil?

d Rock 'n' roll

d no rules

d no rules

d Rock

d roll

d roll

d no rules

d no rules

d rock

d rock

d roll

d roll

d no rules

d rock 'n' roll

d no rules

d no rules

d rock

d rock

d roll

d roll

d no rules

d no rules

d rock

d rock

d roll

d roll

d no rules

d no rules

d whoa

d whoa

d no rules

d no rules

d angels we have heard

d angels we have heard

on high d

On high d

d singing sweetly

d singing sweetly

through the night d

Through the night d

d and the mountains in reply

d and the mountains in reply

d echoing their brave delight

d echoing their brave delight

d glo-o-o-o-Ria

d glo-o-o-o-Ria

d in excelsis deo

d in excelsis deo

d glo-o-o-o-Ria

d glo-o-o-o-Ria

d in excelsis deo

d in excelsis deo

Suzanne, how are you?

Suzanne, how are you?

We're in the neighborhood, doing

we're in the neighborhood, doing

the usual -- Carols, holiday

the usual -- Carols, holiday

cheer, reminding people that

cheer, reminding people that

we're here and we care.

We're here and we care.

And we thought, "who needs to

and we thought, "who needs to

know we're here and care more

know we're here and care more

than Suzanne?"

Than Suzanne?"

At this time of year,

at this time of year,

Christmas.

Christmas.

It must be so lonely, here in

it must be so lonely, here in

this big house.

This big house.

If you ever need anyone to talk

if you ever need anyone to talk

to...

To...

About selling this beautiful

about selling this beautiful

home...

Home...

This one here has just been on

this one here has just been on

fire lately.

Fire lately.

It's a Christmas miracle!

It's a Christmas miracle!

How old are you?

How old are you?

You look like a baby.

You look like a baby.

I don't feel like a baby.

I don't feel like a baby.

You look like you could be in

you look like you could be in

high school.

High school.

I can't tell the difference

I can't tell the difference

anymore.

Anymore.

How old are you?

How old are you?

31.

31.

32.

32.

My mom's 45.

Tell me about the first time you

met him.

He, um, came in with some of the

he, um, came in with some of the

guys that he works with.

Guys that he works with.

Guys like that come in all the

guys like that come in all the

time.

Time.

They want you to take their ties

they want you to take their ties

and stuff them in your mouth and

and stuff them in your mouth and

tug on it.

Tug on it.

It was stuff like that.

It was stuff like that.

I was working the floor that

i was working the floor that

night, and he asked for a

night, and he asked for a

lap dance, and I gave him one.

Lap dance, and I gave him one.

I recognized him from the TV.

I recognized him from the TV.

I don't know how many more

i don't know how many more

dances he bought, but it was a

dances he bought, but it was a

few.

Few.

He tipped well.

He tipped well.

And he was sweet.

And he was sweet.

A lot of guys aren't.

Did he touch you...

On the backs of your arms?

On the backs of your arms?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love the way he touched me.

I love the way he touched me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He was really good in bed.

He was really good in bed.

Especially after we did coke.

Especially after we did coke.

Oh, he stopped using cocaine

oh, he stopped using cocaine

in college.

In college.

He told you that he did.

That's shitty.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No, no, it's okay.

No, no, it's okay.

It made him feel bad.

It made him feel bad.

It made me feel bad, but...

It made me feel bad, but...

Sometimes it feels good to feel

sometimes it feels good to feel

bad, you know?

Bad, you know?

Most of the guys that I've been

most of the guys that I've been

with are losers.

With are losers.

He wasn't.

He wasn't.

He had a real job...

He had a real job...

A family, and a real house.

A family, and a real house.

Sophie's dad is a screw-up.

Did you love him?

Did you love him?

I used to.

I used to.

Did you love my husband?

Yeah...

But...

But...

He made me cry, too.

I hate Christmas.

I hate Christmas.

It's all I've got.

d Hiki mai 'o kana kaloka

d mai ka 'ina hau anu d

d mai ka 'ina hau anu d

d lele mai I Hawaii

d lele mai I Hawaii

d me n kia punahele d

d me n kia punahele d

d kani ma n pele e d

d kani ma n pele e d

d kani 'oli kanike d

d kani 'oli kanike d

d kani mai n pele e d

d mele kalikimaka

d mele kalikimaka

d he mau maka 'olu'olu

d he mau maka 'olu'olu

d 'umi'umi puhuluhulu d

d 'umi'umi puhuluhulu d

d pa'alole 'ula'ula

d pa'alole 'ula'ula

d 'oia n 'o kana kaloka d

d 'oia n 'o kana kaloka d

You have to go.

Right now, you have to go.

Right now, you have to go.

Please get down.

Please get down.

Whoa. Hey.

Whoa. Hey.

Go now, please.

Go now, please.

Please, just all of you.

Please, just all of you.

Whoa.

Whoa.

What the heck?

You're not supposed to be

you're not supposed to be

here.

Here.

Please, just go!

Oh.

All done?

Front door.

Uh-huh.

Uh, thanks so much.

Uh, thanks so much.

Oh, our pleasure.

Oh, our pleasure.

You can keep it longer if you

you can keep it longer if you

want.

Oh, no.

We have a wet-vac that works

we have a wet-vac that works

just fine.

Just fine.

Oh, no, I insist.

Oh, no, I insist.

So, um, have you had your

so, um, have you had your

housewarming party yet?

Housewarming party yet?

Um, no.

Um, no.

It's this weekend.

It's this weekend.

Uh, I was wondering...

Uh, I was wondering...

Oh, uh, just a sec.

Oh, uh, just a sec.

Uh, hey, Patti?

Uh, hey, Patti?

Hey, Suzanne.

Hi, Patti.

Hi, Patti.

Look, George and I don't mean

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