White Reindeer Page #5
look, George and I don't mean
to be rude neighbors.
To be rude neighbors.
It's just that...
It's just that...
...We're just not sure that
...we're just not sure that
you'll enjoy yourself at our
you'll enjoy yourself at our
party.
Party.
We, um...
We, um...
How can I put this? We, uh...
How can I put this? We, uh...
Oh, yeah, I know.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Hold on just one second.
Here's the invitation.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
Of course.
Of course.
d ooh, LA-LA LA
d ooh, LA-LA LA
d ooh, LA-LA-LA LA
d ooh, LA-LA-LA LA
d ooh, LA-LA LA
d ooh, LA-LA LA
pt?
Pt?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pt?
Pt?
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
Pt?
Pt?
Ooh. Thank you.
Ooh. Thank you.
Pt?
Pt?
Pt?
Pt?
Patti?
Patti?
"Pt" like "Patti"?
"Pt" like "Patti"?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Patti? Pt?
Patti? Pt?
Babe, your favorite.
Babe, your favorite.
Mmm.
Mmm.
d I miss you
d I miss you
d at Christmas
d at Christmas
Suzanne.
Suzanne.
You got here just in time.
You got here just in time.
Come on in.
Come on in.
The sweater is stunning.
The sweater is stunning.
Everyone, this is Suzanne.
Everyone, this is Suzanne.
Suzanne, this is Mona, Wayne,
Suzanne, this is Mona, Wayne,
loren, Paul, Carrie, Kent,
loren, Paul, Carrie, Kent,
Stella, les.
Stella, les.
Of course, you know George.
Of course, you know George.
And, oh, gene, come over here.
And, oh, gene, come over here.
Suzanne, this is gene.
Suzanne, this is gene.
He and his wife are having a
he and his wife are having a
real tough go of things right
Now.
Would you like the last two
would you like the last two
pts?
Pts?
Oh, I don't eat meat anymore.
Oh, I don't eat meat anymore.
Oh.
Oh.
I wish I would have known.
I wish I would have known.
It might just be cheese and
it might just be cheese and
crackers for you.
Crackers for you.
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, that's fine.
Well, I'll let you two talk.
Well, I'll let you two talk.
d alone
d alone
again d
Again d
d on Christmas
d on Christmas
d cryin'
d cryin'
it sticks to the roof of your
it sticks to the roof of your
mouth.
Mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Patti, um, told me about your
Patti, um, told me about your
loss.
Loss.
I'm very sorry to hear about
I'm very sorry to hear about
that.
That.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
It's been tough, but I'm doing
it's been tough, but I'm doing
okay.
Okay.
Yeah, it's good to, uh, get
yeah, it's good to, uh, get
out of the house.
Out of the house.
d on Christmas
d on Christmas
all right, everyone,
all right, everyone. Masks on.
Masks on.
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
Gene and Suzanne.
Gene and Suzanne.
So, what do you do?
I'm a general manager for
I'm a general manager for
giant foods.
Giant foods.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
I'm in real estate, so...
I'm in real estate, so...
You know.
You know.
People always need food.
People always need food.
When the economy collapsed,
when the economy collapsed,
my wife and I bought stock in
my wife and I bought stock in
companies that made cheap
companies that made cheap
food -- white bread, ramen.
Food -- white bread, ramen.
When there are more poor people,
when there are more poor people,
there's more demand for
there's more demand for
poor-people food.
Poor-people food.
But, Clark...
But, Clark...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Having a little trouble over
there, gene?
There, gene?
Working on it.
Working on it.
Relax, buddy.
Relax, buddy.
It's the most natural thing in
it's the most natural thing in
the world.
The world.
You know, he warms the bench
you know, he warms the bench
a little bit, but he means well.
A little bit, but he means well.
He tries hard.
He tries hard.
He's a sensitive kid.
He's a sensitive kid.
Does that upset him?
Does that upset him?
I mean, that he's not being
I mean, that he's not being
picked, or is it...
Picked, or is it...
Sometimes he has trouble in
School.
d giddy up, Rudolph,
d giddy up, Rudolph,
shake a leg d
Shake a leg d
how's it coming over there,
how's it coming over there,
gene machine?
Gene machine?
Oh, it's heaven.
Oh, it's heaven.
d ride, ride, Rudolph,
d ride, ride, Rudolph,
ride all night d
Ride all night d
here I come.
Here I come.
Me too.
Me too.
Oh! Mmm!
Oh! Mmm!
d we could wait for you
d we could wait for you
oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Suzanne?
Suzanne?
Yeah?
Yeah?
You've been in there for a
you've been in there for a
while.
While.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Not really.
What's the matter?
Life.
Life.
Christmas.
Christmas.
It's hard to lose someone you
it's hard to lose someone you
love.
Love.
I don't know what I'd do if I
I don't know what I'd do if I
lost George.
Lost George.
How long have you guys been
how long have you guys been
together?
Together?
We met in college.
We met in college.
So did Jeff and I.
So did Jeff and I.
Yeah, it was just one of
yeah, it was just one of
those things, you know?
Those things, you know?
We had some classes together,
we had some classes together,
and you know, we got to talking.
And you know, we got to talking.
And the more we found out about
and the more we found out about
each other, the more we found
each other, the more we found
out we had in common.
Out we had in common.
Nothing special.
Nothing special.
It never is, is it?
It never is, is it?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe it is special.
Maybe it is special.
We both had issues with sex that
we both had issues with sex that
we didn't know how to work out.
We didn't know how to work out.
And then...
And then...
You two must know each other
you two must know each other
really well.
I just...
I just feel like I was in love
I just feel like I was in love
with this made-up person.
I just want it to feel like
I just want it to feel like
Christmas.
Christmas.
I mean, why doesn't it feel like
I mean, why doesn't it feel like
Christmas?
Christmas?
Oh, Suzanne.
Oh, Suzanne.
Christmas is whatever you
Christmas is whatever you
want it to be.
You're right.
Rock band!
Rock band!
5, 6, 7, 8!
5, 6, 7, 8!
d deck the halls with boughs of
Holly d
d fa-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA LA
d fa-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA LA
d 'tis the season to be jolly
d 'tis the season to be jolly
d fa-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA LA
d fa-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA LA
d don we now our gay apparel
d don we now our gay apparel
d fa-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA LA LA
d fa-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA LA LA
d troll the ancient yuletide
d troll the ancient yuletide
Carol d
Carol d
d fa-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA LA
d fa-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA LA
whoo! Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
So, have you done all your
so, have you done all your
Christmas shopping yet?
Christmas shopping yet?
No.
No.
You have reached the
you have reached the
voicemail of Suzanne barrington
voicemail of Suzanne barrington
of long & foster realtors.
Of long & foster realtors.
Sorry I'm not available to take
sorry I'm not available to take
your...
Your...
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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