Who Framed Roger Rabbit
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 104 min
- 1,169 Views
FADE IN:
ON A "MAROON CARTOON"
Accompanied by zany CARTOON MUSIC, the TITLE CARD reads:
MAROON CARTOONS PRESENT
IN:
"THE BUNNYSITTER"
Below are two cameos of the cartoon's stars. One picture is
of a cherubic baby in a bonnet innocently posed with his
thumb in his mouth. The other is of a paunchy rabbit with a
gap between his front teeth. He has a loveable, if slightly
shell-shocked look. The cartoon begins...
are in a playpen when TWO FEMALE LEGS in high heels walk INTO
FRAME. The VOICE belonging to the legs talks down to Baby
Herman in a maternal coo.
VOICE (O.S.)
Mommy's going to the beauty parlor,
darling. But I'm leaving you with your
favorite friend, Roger. He's going to
take very, very good care of you...
(voice turns
ominous)
... cause if he doesn't, he's going
back to the science lab!
Roger gulps as he watches the legs disappear. We HEAR
FOOTSTEPS recede and a DOOR SLAM. Roger turns confidently
back to his charge. But the little tyke is already squeezing
through the playpen bars.
BABY HERMAN:
Baby bye-bye...
Roger makes a dive for him, misses, and gets his head stuck
between the bars. He pleads with the Baby in a voice that
resonates of Huntz Hall in "The Bowery Boys".
ROGER RABBIT:
Hey, come back! You heard what your
mother said!
BABY HERMAN:
ignores Roger. We FOLLOW HIM as he crawls into the kitchen.
He stops to regard something that has caught his attention...
a cookie jar. It's sitting on top of the refrigerator.
BABY HERMAN:
Coo-kie.
ROGER:
wearing the playpen like a pillory, comes running toward the
kitchen. But the playpen is too wide to clear the door. The
impact SHATTERING the playpen and sends Roger sprawling
across the kitchen floor. When he looks up...
BABY HERMAN:
is swinging precariously on the door of the freeer.
ROGER RABBIT:
Hang on, Baby. I'll save you!
Roger makes a desperate leap across the kitchen for the kid.
But Baby Herman swings the door to the freezer open and Roger
disappears inside. Baby Herman grabs a cookie and swings
back, shutting the door. He climbs down and crawls out of
the kitchen. After a beat, the freezer door opens.
ROGER:
now shaped like a block of ice, falls out and hits the floor.
The block SHATTERS into ice cubes. Roger looks around,
dazed.
BABY HERMAN:
has taken this opportunity to crawl out the window. Roger
races to the window. His eyes pop out of his head at what he
sees.
ROGER'S POV
Baby Herman is crawling along the sidewalk under the shadow
of a safe being hoisted into a second floor window by the
Acme Safe Moving Company. The rope holding the safe is
fraying down to a slender thread.
ROGER:
gasps and rockets out the window toward Baby Herman. The
rope snaps. The safe falls. Roger arrives just in time to
pluck the Baby out of harm's way. But not in time to save
himself. The safe CRUNCHES down on his head, burying Roger
into the sidewalk. After a beat, Roger's hand appears and
spins the tumbler. The safe door opens. Inside, we see the
dazed rabbit with little TWEETING BIRDS circling his head.
VOICE (O.S.)
Cut, cut, cut!
The cartoon action stops abruptly, but the goofy CARTOON
MUSIC PLAYS ON. We begin a slow PULL BACK TO REVEAL that
this cartoon is being filmed LIVE ON A SOUND STAGE. The
title card sits on an easle. The female legs are paper
mache' props manipulated by two HUMAN CREW MEMBERS. Wearily,
they lean the legs up against the stage wall. A human
DIRECTOR, wearing a tweed jacket and baggy pleated pants,
steps onto the set. From the equipment and the dress of the
crew, we can tell it's the 1940's. Baby Herman throws his
cookie down in disgust. He talks in a gravelly voice an
octave lower than Wallace Beery's.
BABY HERMAN:
What the hell was wrong with that
take??
DIRECTOR:
Nothin' with you, Baby Herman. It's on
Roger... again!
(over shoulder)
Hey! Could we lose the playback?
The MUSIC suddenly STOPS as, off to the side, the SOUNDMAN
lifts the needle off a phonograph record. The Director leans
over Roger and angrily plucks one of the birds circling his
head.
DIRECTOR:
(continuing)
What's this, Roger?
ROGER RABBIT:
(sheepish)
A tweeting bird?
DIRECTOR:
That's right, a tweeting bird. But
what does the script say? 'Rabbit gets
conked. Rabbit sees stars!' Not
birds, stars!
BABY HERMAN:
Aw, for cryin' out loud, Roger! I'll
be in my trailer... takin' a nap!
Baby Herman pulls himself up to his full height of two feet
and walks off the set. He chooses a route that takes him
under the dress of the SCRIPT GIRL. She jumps as if goosed.
Now two CREW MEMBERS lift the safe off Roger.
ROGER RABBIT:
Please, Raoul. I can give you stars,
I know I can. Just drop the safe on my
head one more time.
DIRECTOR:
I've already dropped it on you
twenty-three times.
ROGER RABBIT:
Don't worry about me. I can take it.
DIRECTOR:
I'm not worried about you. I'm worried
about the safe.
CONTINUED PULLBACK.
What we've been seeing has been from the POV of a MAN in a
shiny brown suit standing unobtrusively at the back of the
sound stage. Under a beat-up fedora is a craggy face that's
seen a lot in its life... but apparently didn't think much of
it was funny. EDDIE VALIANT takes a jolt from a pint of
whiskey, evidently in reaction to what he's seen. He opens
his coat and returns the pint bottle to a shoulder holster
which had formerly held a .38. Nerves steadied, he walks out
the stage door.
EXT. MAROON STUDIO - DAY
Valiant emerges from the stage onto a bustling Hollywood
studio lot where CARTOON CHARACTERS (TOONS) and humans are
comingling as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
Valiant stops by an Acme Novelty truck which is unloading
Toon props. There are bombs, rockets, flattened pocket
watches, anvils, giant slingshots, etcetera. The license
plate is California 1946. He fishes out a pack of
Chesterfields and taps out a half a butt that had been
stubbed out. As he lights it, Valiant regards a chubby,
balding man wearing a three-piece suit and a worried
expression coming towards him. He is R.K. MAROON, studio
boss. Maroon is leading an entourage of ASSISTANTS trying to
keep up.
MAROON:
Starting tomorrow there'll be no more
roast beef lunches. What happened to
cheese sandwiches? I was raised on
cheese sandwiches.
As the Assistants dutifully record his thoughts, Maroon sees
a GUY taking a nap in the shade of a palm tree.
MAROON:
(continuing)
And tell that guy sleepin' over there
he's fired!
ASSISTANT:
It's your wife's brother, R.K.
MAROON:
(reconsiders)
Oh... tell him he's promoted. But get
him out of my sight.
As the Assistants disperse, Maroon approaches Valiant.
MAROON:
Valiant, did you see the rabbit?
VALIANT:
He was blowin' his lines, all right.
So what?
MAROON:
So what? He's already put me three
weeks behind on the shooting schedule!
Now an EDITH HEAD-TYPE hustles up to show Maroon several
costume designs.
COSTUMER:
Your reaction, R.K.?
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