Who Framed Roger Rabbit Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 104 min
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Maroon quickly checks out the drawing.
MAROON:
No! That's not funny.
She flips another drawing.
MAROON:
(continuing)
That's funny. Put a homburg on him
it'll even be funnier. Huh, Valiant?
He grabs the pad and shows Valiant. The rendering is of a
hippo in a pink polka-dot tu-tu.
VALIANT:
(deadpan)
Yeah, that'd be a riot.
Maroon responds to Valiant's sarcasm with raised eyebrows.
MAROON:
Boy, I hope what you have ain't
contagious or I'll be out of business.
He hands the pad back to the designer, who departs.
MAROON:
(continuing)
How much do you know about show
business, Valiant?
VALIANT:
Only there's no business like it, no
business I know.
Valiant watches an ALLIGATOR in a rebel uniform dragging a
brace of cannons and several TOADSTOOLS parade by.
MAROON:
Yeah, and there's no business as
expensive. I'm twenty-five grand over
budget on the latest Bunnysitter
cartoon and it's all because that
rabbit can't keep his mind on his work.
And you know why?
VALIANT:
One too many safes dropped on his head?
MAROON:
Nah, that goes with the territory.
He's a stunt bunny.
Maroon takes a copy of the "Hollywood Tattler" out of his
pocket.
MAROON:
(continuing)
Here's the problem...
(reads)
"Seen cooing over calamari with
notsonew Sugar Daddy was Jessica
Rabbit... wife of Maroon star, Roger".
(looks up)
His wife's a tramp, but he thinks she's
Betty Crocker. The doubt's eatin' him
up.
VALIANT:
So what do you want me to do?
MAROON:
Get me a couple juicy pictures.
Somethin' I can wise the rabbit up
with.
VALIANT:
I don't work in Toontown.
MAROON:
You don't have to. The rabbit's wife
sings at an underground Toon revue
joint called The Ink & Paint Club. You
can catch her in action there.
VALIANT:
The job's gonna cost you a hundred
bucks.
MAROON:
A hundred bucks? That's ridiculous.
VALIANT:
So's the job.
Valiant starts to walk away.
MAROON:
All right, all right... You got your
hundred bucks.
Maroon turns, snaps his fingers. His Assistant appears out
of nowhere with Maroon's checkbook and a pen. The Assistant
turns and stoops so that Maroon can write the check on his
back.
MAROON:
(continuing)
Fifty now, fifty when you deliver the
pictures.
Maroon tears the check off and hands it to Valiant. Suddenly
Valiant ducks in reflex to a large shadow that passes
overhead.
MAROON:
(continuing;
chuckles)
Kinda jumpy aren't you, Valiant? It's
just Dumbo.
swoops back and forth, then hovers, ears flapping like a
hummingbird.
MAROON:
I got him on loan from Disney.
VALIANT:
Aren't you the lucky one...
Valiant grabs the check from Maroon and starts for the gate.
MAROON:
When will I hear from you?
VALIANT:
As soon as is humanly possible.
We FOLLOW Valiant out the gate under a wrought iron sign that
reads "Maroon Cartoon Studios". As he starts across the road
he's almost run over by a Toon roadster that ROARS out of the
gates. When it BLASTS ITS HORN, it's the FIRST FIVE NOTES
from the WOODY WOODPECKER SONG: "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA". Valiant
jumps back as the roadster passes. WOODY THE WOODPECKER'S
behind the wheel with a self-important smile on his face.
Valiant angrily waves the cloud of Toon dust away.
VALIANT:
(coughs)
Damn Toons.
ACROSS THE STREET - A TROLLEY CAR
is slowing to a stop in front of the studio. It's a Pacific
and Electric "Red Car", part of a vast system of electric
trollies that once criss-crossed the L.A. Basin. Valiant
steps onto the "Red Car". He reaches into his pocket to give
the CONDUCTOR his nickel fare. But he comes up with a
handful of lint. He holds out the check.
CONDUCTOR:
What do I look like, a bank?
The Conductor jerks his thumb toward the door. Valiant
suffers the public humiliation,of having to step down past
the rest of the boarding passengers. He walks around to the
back of the Red Car where a gang of TEN-YEAR-OLDS are
loitering. When the BELL SOUNDS and the Red Car starts to
pull away, the Kids make a dash for a place on the cow
catcher. Valiant joins them. We HOLD as the Red Car moves
away and the street urchins regard their older partner in
crime with curiosity.
DISSOLVE TO:
A BILLBOARD SIGN
It reads:
"L.A.'s Pacific and Electric Red Car -- America'sFinest Public Transportation System". PAN DOWN to see that
the sign is on the roof of the trolley terminal. Red Cars
are going in and out of the shed. MOVE IN on one car
approaching the terminal from down the street. As it passes
by...
VALIANT:
hops off his freeloader's seat on the back,
KID:
So long, mister.
Valiant waves laconically.
VALIANT:
Thanks for the cigarettes.
We FOLLOW Valiant as he crosses the street to a seedy
bungalow. A note is push-pinned to the door.
CLOSE - NOTE
It says:
"Tomorrow's Friday... Well? Dolores".VALIANT:
takes the note and walks back across the street toward the
terminal. He climbs up a flight of stairs, heading for a bar
on the mezzanine. The bar sports a red neon sign that used
to blink, "The Terminal Station Bar". But now it just says,
"Terminal".
The place must have been pretty swanky at the turn of the
century when it was built in the first burst of enthusiasm
over the new public transportation system. It's in the motif
of a trolley car. There's a large map on the wail above the
bar showing all the different lines. Behind the bar is
DOLORES. If you scraped off all the makeup, you'd find an
attractive woman in her late thirties. She ministers to a
rag-tag assortment of Hollywood low-lifes -- who are truly at
the end of the line.
VALIANT:
enters this den, lets his eyes adjust for a moment, then
bellies up to the bar. He finds a spot between a ONE-ARMED
BLACK SOLDIER and a MIDGET stretched out on the bar passed
out. Now a TROLLEY RUMBLES underneath them. The bar starts
to shake like an earthquake, the lights flicker. All the
drinkers, observing a time honored ritual, lift their glasses
simultaneously to avoid spilling any drops. Even the Midget
lifts his head until the trolley has passed. Valiant reaches
over the bar and blind-grabs a bottle of rye he obviously
knows is there. He pours himself a shot.
VALIANT:
Hey, fellas, what's the good word?
SOLDIER:
Lost my job.
COWBOY:
Mule died.
A DEAF-MUTE scribbles a note on a pad hanging around his
neck. He hands the note to Valiant. It says "My girl dumped
me". Valiant pats him on the back, consoling.
VALIANT:
Well, you know what they say about
dames, Augie...
Then Valiant mouths the rest of it for Augie's benefit only.
Augie reads his lips, then starts to roar silently, slapping
his thigh. Now Dolores makes her way down the bar. She
grabs the Midget by the suspenders and slides him out of the
way.
DOLORES:
So, makin' dame jokes, huh, Eddie?
Well, lemme remind ya pal, it was a
dame who took a hundred bucks out of
the till so your landlord would't
throw you out of your dump. And it was
a dame who trusted you for the money
when no one else in town would. And
it's a dame who's tired of waitin' for
you to straighten yourself out and get
a job!
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