Who Needs Enemies Page #4

Mate look, have I?

No well there you go you have.

And you just lied to me in my face.

I've had a really, really f***ing

hard day, you don't understand.

Yes I do understand, because my

day's been just as hard, because I'm.

...leaving.

No I've had enough Tony, okay,

now I'm tired and I want to go to.

...bed.

F*** off then, go on.

Fine.

Listen mate you've done

enough sh*t already, alright.

Stop f***ing being a c*nt.

Calm yourself down Tony,

you'll hurt my feelings mate.

He's dead.

In there.

I don't want him in the house.

What?

You better stick him in the shed.

Sorry, mate.

Right, I'll f*** off home then shall I?

Cat, can I use your toilet before I go?

I'll only be a minute.

What about Tony?

Unfortunately you can't

trust anyone these days.

Did he look in the envelope too?

He looked in the envelope too...

...mate it was actually Tony's idea to.

...keep the money.

You okay taking care of this?

You two go way back don't you?

Yeah but f*** all that noise.

F*** all that noise indeed.

You can count on me, Ian.

I'll make them all f***ing pay.

You're a good boy Chris.

Speak to you later.

Tone?

You didn't you know...

What?

You didn't kill him did you?

No babe.

Come here.

C*nt, c*nt, c*nt.

What you doing?

Calm down.

Ahh.

F***ing b*tch.

F***ing B*tch!

Morning.

F***ed up this time didn't you?

I bring you in on a job.

...and you team up with that Mark c*nt?

So f***ing loyalty.

Ian's a c*nt.

Maybe.

But this is what happens

when you mess with a c*nt.

Chris let her go, she's

got nothing to do with this.

That's up to you.

What's up to me?

Well...

...because we're such good mates...

I'm going to give you a choice.

You or her?

Me.

You don't want to think about it?

No, no she don't deserve this.

I love you.

What was that?

What did you just say?

Don't make me f***ing laugh.

It's not what you said earlier is it?

Why you were having

your little f***ing nap.

I was hanging out the

back of your missus.

Between me and you mate, I think

it's the first time she's had a.

...real man.

What was that, I didn't

quite f***ing hear you.

Say that again for me,

what did you f***ing say?

What do you see in that little mug?

I never quite understood it.

I'll love you much better

than he ever could anyway.

All that money I've got in that

bag over there, we can go anywhere.

...you want.

You're f***ing pathetic!

Tone...

I've got another joke for you.

What's the quickest

way to a woman's heart?

Through her f***ing chest.

Alright mate.

How is she?

She got lucky...

...bullet just missed her heart.

That's a bloody relief.

Got me out of a jam Tony, I owe you one.

Alright Tony, what's up?

Hello Tom.

Christ what was that?

That was a right hook.

Chris, you f***ing killed him.

Vicky...

Shh...

...keep a lid on it,

they think you're dead.

Bash will be here in a couple

of minutes to come collect you.

Alright.

Oh here we go.

Sorry mate, gonna have

to bury you another day.

F***ing raj!

wants to start a war with me does he?

C*nt.

Sends his little f***ing skivvy

mate round to sucker punch me?

Wait until I get my hands on the

little sh*t, I'll f***ing strangle.

...the c*nt!

Give me the phone I'm calling Ian,

just give me the f***ing phone.

Mate, it's not f***ing worth it.

Give me the f***ing phone, Bash.

Look you got the upper

hand, he thinks you're dead.

No, he's the one that's f***ing

dead, just give me the phone.

And what about me and Tony?

He's going to know

that we've helped you;

...not today mate

- Not while.

Sophie's in labour...

...please Tom?

What do you mean Sophie's in labour?

Tone, I can't talk right now.

Come on, come on, keep pushing.

It's my missus she's in labour.

I'll see you in the morning.

I don't know mate.

Bye.

Congratulations.

Thanks Tom.

You're beaming.

Happy times mate.

No thanks, that sh*t'll kill you.

How's she doing?

She's good, she's good mate.

It's nice to see there's still

some beautiful things in this world.

You got kids yourself Tom?

No.

I had the chance with the right woman...

...and I blew it.

Don't you believe in

second chances mate?

I think you should mate.

How is she?

She got lucky, blade

just missed her heart.

That's a bloody relief.

Got me out of a jam Tony, I owe you one.

Got your bag for you as well...

...it's back at the house.

He had her.

He had my missus.

I f***ed up man, I f***ed up...

I made all the wrong choices, I was.

...too p*ssy to make the right ones.

Stop that;

...cut it out.

I'm not in all this self pity crap...

...makes me uncomfortable.

You love her?

Yes.

Then take my advice, don't let her go.

Because if you do.

...she could end up in worse hands...

...believe me.

And you'll end up a

lonely old bugger, like me.

What's in the envelope Tom?

Yeah, yeah, I don't mind, no

that's fine, as long as it is three...

...yeah, yeah no.

But I say unto you.

Bless them that curse you, do

good to them that hate you and pray.

...for them that despitefully

use you and persecute you.

That ye may be the children of your

Father which is in heaven for he.

...maketh the sun to rise on the evil

and on the good and sendeth rain.

...on the just and the unjust.

Ian?

What are you doing in there?

Can you let me in?

Morning sweetheart.

Morning.

Ooooh call the police, there's

a cereal killer on the loose.

Oh for f***'s sake.

Oi!

Sorry.

Don't worry about that, I'll clean

it up, why don't you go to bed.

...and have a lay in.

Vic, I'll sort it out in a minute.

What the f*** are these?

You tell me.

It's the boys...

...they're playing a practical

joke; I lost a bet, you know.

I'm not laughing.

I agree these are absolutely tasteless...

...don't worry I'll have a word.

Do you think you're

talking to a f***ing idiot?

What the hell are those men doing

with those kids and what's my.

...husband doing with them?

Baby.

Don't baby me Ian.

Just calm down.

Vic, they're not real, they're

fake, it's computer graphics that.

...alter the images you know, like

Photoshop, what we use it for.

...invitations.

Do you honestly think I'd have

anything to do with something like.

Vic, where are you going,

come on let me talk to you.

You're not going anywhere alright,

do you understand, if you try to.

...f***ing leave me I will f***ing

kill you, I will f***ing kill you, do.

...you understand?

Vic do you understand?

Now...

...you're a bit confused.

...and you're taking it out on me, I can.

...accept that, I'm man enough.

Now go upstairs...

...have a lay down...

...alright?

Go on, go.

Hello?

Tom?

Where's mum, I've been phoning her

but it's just going to voicemail?

She's in bed.

Why so early?

...she's not taking her meds,

she's not feeling herself.

That sounds bad.

She'll be alright.

I've got to go, tell

mum to call me, okay?

I will...

...don't cause your uncle any problems.

No dad.

Give my love to your

brother and your cousins.

Okay bye dad.

Bye darling...

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