Whoopee! Page #2
- TV-G
- Year:
- 1930
- 93 min
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Say, listen, you dressed us up
like this, didn't you?
Well, I hope you
appreciate it.
Yes, and to show you how much we
appreciate it,
we're gonna
dress you up!
But I don't want
to be dressed up...
(ALL CLAMORING)
(WHISTLING SOFTLY)
Wanenis.
Sally.
Please come down.
I must speak to you.
Wanenis.
Then you're going
to marry Bob Wells?
I knew this would
happen, but it hurts.
Father wants me
to marry Bob.
And since we can't have one another,
I just don't care.
It's your father
who convinced me
that our marriage
was impossible,
'cause I'm an Indian.
Wanenis, don't.
I'm sorry, Sally.
I know it's wrong of me to make
you sad on your wedding day.
Please forgive me.
I wish you
every happiness.
I know I can't have you.
But I can't bear the thought
When the winter's over
When the summer's through
When there's
prairie clover
Far above the plain
When the moon is new
When it's on the wane
I'll still belong
to you
Winds may blow as though
they know what I've told you
Yet the more they blow
The closer
I'll hold you
Though the world
may take me
From a world for two
Though you may
forsake me
I'll still belong
To you
MR. MORGAN:
Sally. Sally!Sally, please come back.
Sally.
(GUN FIRES)
Why, Wanenis,
I didn't know that was you.
I thought it was some
skunk prowling around.
You know,
you can't be too careful at a time like this.
(BLACK EAGLE MOANS)
I suppose you came back
to see me marry Sally?
If you'd like to take
another shot at me,
give me a gun,
and we'll shoot
it out together.
I don't fight
with Indians.
I don't want you hanging
around here anymore,
and neither
does Sally.
Savvy?
Listen, fellas.
If you see him or anyone else
trying to go up that ladder again,
next time...
Better you come
now, huh?
Come, Wanenis. Come.
Miss Custer! Oh, Miss Custer!
Miss Custer! Miss Custer!
Where is that woman?
Where is that nurse? Miss...
Wanenis!
Hello, Henry.
How are you?
Hello, Black Eagle.
I'm glad
to see you.
Yeah, me too.
I haven't seen you in a long time.
That's right.
How's your health?
I'm sorry you asked.
Last week,
I looked so terrible,
two undertakers left
a deposit on me.
And say, what's happened to you?
What's the matter?
It's nothing, Henry.
Just a scratch.
I'm in a little
trouble.
Yeah, you're in
a little trouble.
All you've got is a
scratch. Look at me.
I've got five
dangerous ailments,
with hardly
a chance of recovering.
And, oh, look where
cactus is growing.
(GROANS)
Henry, I'm in love.
That's hard luck, too.
Last week, I bought a suit
with two pairs of pants
and burned a hole
in the coat.
But I've lost the
girl that I love,
and my heart is
very heavy today.
Your heart is heavy?
My heart is five times
the normal size.
But you don't
understand.
This girl and I
grew up together.
I am an Indian!
(MOANS)
He suffers from gas, too.
Isn't it terrible?
Why, Henry, a way back,
my people were chiefs.
(MOANS)
Why don't you try
bicarbonate of soda?
You'll be a new
Indian, really.
But I'm only a
small part Indian.
How small?
Well,
my great-grandfather married a white girl.
So did mine.
What is that?
Did you know that
I'm a half-breed?
Are you a half-breed?
Sure. I breathe through
one side of my nose.
Sinus.
For this girl that I love,
I've studied the ways of your race.
Why, I've gone
to your schools.
How... Oh, for heaven...
(GROANING)
How did you
get along?
About since I
was that high,
I've striven to be something
among your people.
I know. We all have
our disappointments.
From the time I
was this high...
That's even lower than
yours. See that?
might be a great aviator
like Lindbergh or Byrd.
But I can never
be an aviator.
Can't eat sandwiches.
Why don't you be like me?
I've been delicate all my life,
but I wouldn't let any woman boss me around,
tell me what to do.
Henry!
I'll see you boys
later, all right.
Henry Williams!
What are you doing
with my bloomers?
Whose bloomers?
I'm not doing anything.
Now, you keep away
from my trunk!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
This is the happiest
day of my life!
You go to the mission, Bob,
and I'll fetch Sally right over.
She ought to be
all ready by now!
Thanks, Mr. Morgan.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, girls!
You've got plenty
of time, really.
Every time I hear that dear,
old wedding march
I feel rather glad
I have a broken arch
I have heard a lot
And I know that marriage
is a long, long walk
To most people
weddings mean romance
But I prefer
a picnic or a dance
Another bride
Another groom
The countryside
Is all in bloom
The flowers and treeses
The birds and beeses
Are making whoopee
The choir sings
Here comes the bride
Another victim
Is by her side
He's lost his reason
'Cause it's the season
For making whoopee
Down through
the countless ages
You'll find it
everywhere
Somebody makes good wages
Somebody wants her share
She calls him toodles
And rolls her eyes
She makes him strudels
And bakes him pies
What is it all for?
It's so he'll fall for
Making whoopee
Another year
Or maybe less
What's this I hear?
Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected
And he's suspected
Of making whoopee
She sits alone
Most every night
He doesn't phone
Or even write
He says he's busy
But she says, "Is he?"
He's making whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Some judge who
thinks he's funny
Says, "You pay six to her"
He says, "Now, Judge
"Suppose I fail"
The judge says, "Budge
"Right into jail"
You'd better keep her
You'll find it's cheaper
Than making whoopee
Henry! Henry,
come here.
What?
I want you to do
something for me!
Sally Morgan,
why aren't you in your wedding dress?
Well, you see,
I'm not going to be married.
What?
Not married in the
mission, I mean.
Sheriff Bob doesn't want these
cowboys to get rough and boisterous.
So he and I are going to sneak to town,
get married there,
and take a train east
for our honeymoon.
Honeymoon.
That reminds me, you know,
my sister's husband wanted to take
her to Florida on their honeymoon,
but she's been to Florida,
so she sent a girlfriend.
(LAUGHING)
Now, listen!
What?
Sheriff Bob wants you to
drive me to the junction.
He'll meet us there.
I'll go in and get my bags.
Wait a minute, Sally,
I'll help you.
Don't do anything
until you hear...
(GUN FIRES)
Oh, for heaven's...
Who did that?
Who did...
(LAUGHING)
Just a little mistake,
partner.
Just a little mistake,
that's all!
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(MIMICS LAUGHTER)
Just a little mistake!
I suppose to you the World War
was just a typographical error!
Just a little mistake!
Henry!
What?
Get my bags quickly.
All right, hurry up. I've got it, Sally.
Here, got it?
Take that!
I've got it.
Just come right down.
Now, be careful
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