Whoopee! Page #3
- TV-G
- Year:
- 1930
- 93 min
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of Polly.
Right. I'll be careful.
Come right down,
Sally.
I'll be waiting for you.
Isn't she sweet?
Just take care of yourself.
I'll be all right.
Come right along,
Sally.
(SQUAWKING) Come here, Polly.
What do you want?
POLLY:
I want to make whoopee.
She wants to
make whoopee!
(CHURCH BELLS TOLLING)
MEN:
Today's the dayTo hear the bridegroom say
"I'll honor and obey"
Today's the day
WOMEN:
Here comes the bride!
MEN:
Tonight's the nightThe stars will
shine so bright
The honeymoon will
light our happy way
WOMEN:
Here comes the bride!
Spring is a rogue who lightly
trips over all the hills and dales
ALL:
Love comes alongand your heart skips
Then you'll hear
the wedding bells
And then you'll say
"The world must
be all right"
Today's the day, today
Tonight's the night
Here comes the bride!
Spring is a rogue who lightly
trips over all the hills and dales
Love comes along
and your heart skips
Then you'll hear
the wedding bells
And then you'll say
"The world must
be all right"
Today's the day, today
Tonight's the night
Sheriff! Boys! Boys!
Where's Bob Wells?
He's coming
right over there!
Sheriff!
What's wrong?
What's happened?
Sally's gone!
Gone? Where?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
She isn't around anywhere!
Has anyone
seen Henry?
Here's a note I
found on the post!
"Dear Father.
Don't be angry with me.
"I just can't
marry Bob Wells.
"I love another,
and don't look for me,
"because when you receive this,
we will be far away.
"I have eloped with
Henry Williams."
Henry Williams!
Well, if she loves him,
I hope she's happy, wherever she is.
And I wish them luck!
Luck!
I'll wish them luck!
When I catch him,
I'll hang him to the highest tree I can find!
Has anyone...
Sheriff, have you seen Henry?
No, but when I do,
you'll never see him again!
Oh, Sheriff, you've
got Henry all wrong.
Why, he's the sweetest,
in the whole world!
Say, what did he do?
He eloped with
Sally Morgan!
The son of a hypochondriac.
I'll kill him!
Boys, come here.
Jim, Jack, Joe, Tex, Slim.
You know what we do with a
critter who steals a horse?
ALL:
Yes.Well, this one just
stole my woman.
Get into your saddles,
because we're gonna ride him down, boys,
and then we're
gonna hang him up.
Don't let a white man get by you!
Come on!
Henry! Henry!
Henry, where are you?
Here I am!
I've been asleep.
Why don't you start the car?
That's a good idea.
That's what I've been trying to
do for the last half an hour.
Have you got gas?
Have I got...
The way I suffer?
Have I got gas?
(CHUCKLES) No, no.
I mean, have you
got gasoline?
Of course
I have gasoline.
How do you think we came here,
with ketchup?
This shows that I
have gasoline, here.
Oh, for the...
Not a drop.
I'm not well.
I thought you'd be
the man to help me.
I thought you'd be
the man to save me.
And you didn't even know
enough to fill your gas tank!
Oh, for the love of...
What's the matter?
I haven't any more
circulation than a herring.
Here you are, bawling me out,
and my temperature drops to normal!
If you keep me out in
these mountains all night,
you won't have to worry
about your health,
because Bob Wells
will kill you!
What do you mean?
I do him a favor, and he'll kill me?
I take you to the sheriff
so he can marry you,
because I run out of gasoline!
Henry, you might as
well know the truth.
You're not taking
me to the sheriff.
You're taking me
away from him!
I'm...
Oh, I see. You just
left out the details.
And I left a note saying
that I had eloped with you.
You did what?
Sally Morgan,
I'm going to tear you limb from limb.
Henry,
I did it because I thought you'd help me.
I thought
you were brave.
I'm not brave.
I can't even help myself.
Sally Morgan,
I came out here to die.
Then it's all right,
because if Bob Wells catches us,
you'll get your wish.
But I don't want to
die from Bob Wells!
I want to die
from my sicknesses.
That's what I
want to die from.
I want to die in bed,
and I want to have
doctors and nurses
and flowers and
a little fruit.
That's what I want.
(HORN BLARES)
Oh, for heaven's...
See, you've got me
nervous and jumpy.
What am I going to do
if the sheriff comes?
Take this!
Put it away!
I can't stand the sight of a gun.
I hate guns! Put it away.
I don't like guns.
Even when somebody says "son of a gun,"
I almost faint.
Sally Morgan,
I'm going to take you
back to the sheriff.
Rather than go back
to him, I'll marry you.
Two proposals
in one day.
It's that tonic.
It's that tonic!
Henry, I mean it.
Why don't you marry me
and take me east?
It's impossible.
You know,
we wouldn't really have
to be man and wife.
Secretly, we can be
just good friends!
Yeah, but I can't
keep a secret.
And furthermore, you know,
people will talk.
And you've always
been a good girl.
Don't you think
I am still?
Well, I do, but...
But what?
When is a good girl
not a good girl?
Nine times
out of ten.
Henry, you're
only fooling.
You've never really
been in love.
I haven't?
Listen, Sally.
Love came to me
in the springtime
Just like the
blossoms, I fell
I thought that June
would be ring time
Which proves that
you never can tell
I used to call her
pet names
Tell her
she was divine
But she turned out
to be the girlfriend
Of a boy friend
of mine
I used to
take her places
She loved to
dance and dine
But she turned out
to be the new friend
Of an old friend
of mine
I found that love
was just a joke
I learned what
I even started
out to get
A kitchenette
apartment
She thrilled me
with her glances
(MIMICS KISSES)
Her kisses were
just like wine
But she turned out
to be the close friend
I thought that
we'd be married
Sign on the
dotted line
But she turned out
to be the girlfriend
Of a boy friend
of mine
Listen, Sally,
each time I try to phone her,
what do I get?
Just a busy line
'Cause she turned out
to be the soul mate
Of a cellmate
of mine
Life to me once
was one big thrill
Nobody could
be prouder
Now life is just
a bitter pill
A capsule
and a powder
Why am I pale
and nervous?
Why do I weep
and pine?
'Cause she turned out
to be the real friend
Of a heel friend
of mine
Oh, I'm so tired!
Henry, let's lie down
and go to sleep.
I wouldn't sleep.
Sally, you lie down
and go to sleep.
Let me stay here
and fix the car,
borrow some gasoline,
and maybe we'll be on our way.
See, Sally?
Go on.
Right to sleepy.
Good night, Sally.
Good night, Henry.
Do you want to go
right to sleep?
Yes.
And the mama skunk
was walking along
with the four little
baby skunks.
And one of the baby skunks
said to the mama skunk,
"Oh, Mama.
Look, here comes a great big bear."
And the mama skunk says, "Children,
let us pray. Let us pray."
What are you doing?
(CAR HONKING)
(CONTINUES HONKING)
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