Whoopee! Page #4
- TV-G
- Year:
- 1930
- 93 min
- 143 Views
Hello! Say, look out
there! Let us pass!
Don't block the
road, please!
What is it?
What has happened?
Oh, look,
it's a big Lincoln.
Say, can we have
some gasoline?
Hey, you.
Get out of the way.
I can't stand this.
I'm a very nervous man.
He's a nervous man.
All we need is two
gallons of gasoline.
We haven't any
gas to give away!
If you had any sense,
in country like this!
Do you?
Why, of course we do.
You do and you refuse to help.
Shame on you!
Never mind,
clear out of the way.
I say, my man,
that's a good old thing.
Chase that bug
off the road.
The bug.
Chase the bug...
How do you like that?
"Chase the bug off the road."
Of course, you can't
be expected to know
the nervous condition
that I am in.
(HORN HONKING)
Stop that.
Stop that!
Hey, you going to
get out of our way,
or do I chase that
flivver up the mountain?
Didn't I tell you
I need gasoline?
Will you go and
get out of the way...
(MEN CLAMORING)
(HONKING CONTINUES)
Would you stop it?
I'm telling you.
Stop.
Give me something, give me...
Here. What are you giving me?
What is it?
Don't shoot!
Get up, up, up, up.
Not you, you fool!
And no funny movements,
either.
Say, you can't shoot
a man like me!
Shall I try?
No. No.
Get out of the car, everybody.
Line up front,
come on.
We'll let you have
a couple of gallons.
Yes. You'll let me have
anything that I want.
Father, he doesn't
know who you are!
Who cares?
What's that?
Driver!
Yes, sir!
Get a can of gasoline.
Yes, sir.
Follow me!
Yes, sir.
Now, then, pour the
gasoline in my tank!
Yes, sir.
Don't forget, my partner up there
is looking at you with a gun.
If you do anything funny,
he'll fill you full of lead.
Yes, sir.
And, you,
take this gun.
If this fellow bats an eye,
you shoot, and shoot to kill.
What's that, Morris?
I'll tell them.
Never mind, I'll tell them.
My partner up there
said that somebody here
wasn't holding up their
hands high enough.
What partner?
My partner, he's up there.
You want to hear him?
Yes.
You up there, Morris?
(FAINTLY) "You bet I am."
Shall I get him?
"All right."
See you later.
"All right."
Goodbye. "Bye."
Good night.
Oh, help!
Help! Help! What was that?
Who did it?
Help! Help!
Take care
of yourself.
What's the matter?
Were you scared?
Pick up that can.
DRIVER:
Yes, sir.Get over here.
Yes, sir.
Get over here with that!
Yes, sir.
You've got the
better of us now,
but in an hour, I'll have the sheriff
of this county on your trail.
You'll have who?
The sheriff of this county!
What do I care?
He's under an obligation to me.
You think I'm afraid of a sheriff?
And you bet he'll get you.
He's a regular man-hunter,
that fellow Bob Wells.
Bob Wells!
(ALL CLAMORING)
(SCREAMING)
DRIVER:
Here. Here.Give me the gun,
all of you.
Thought I dropped
the gun, did you?
(LAUGHS)
Each one of you four,
get around to the tires.
DRIVER:
Yes, sir.Unscrew the valves,
put in the small end
and leak the air out.
When I say, "One, two,"
take her out.
(AIR HISSING)
Now, get around
in front of my car!
I'll be hanged if I do!
Turn around,
or I'll shoot you right
through the heart.
Go ahead. Get around there.
Get around there.
Now, old man. I've got
a surprise for you!
What is it? What?
Crank my flivver!
Me, crank a flivver?
Go on, you old crank.
I'm a sick man!
You're sick?
I'd love to show
you my operation!
Would you...
Go ahead, crank it.
Go on. Get around there, crank it.
Crank it. Come on.
(ENGINE STARTS)
Boy, that's terrible.
Well, I told you.
I ain't no cook.
Say, why don't
you try it?
Oh, there's nothing
female about me, Mort.
Now, listen.
I'm in a fine fix.
The boss is expected here today,
and last night the cook lights out on me.
And if I don't find a new cook,
I'll have to find a new job.
Get out, get out, Sally.
Get out, Sally Morgan.
What's the matter?
I smell cooking.
I hope we can get
something to eat here.
I'm starved.
You're starved.
I want to tell you something,
Sally Morgan.
I've had a piece of toast,
two pieces of asparagus,
and a bottle of Bromo-Seltzer
since Easter Sunday.
Would you believe that?
Henry,
you'd better take those glasses off!
Why, don't be silly.
I can't. Why not?
With my eyes?
(SCOFFS) Even when I
go to sleep at night,
I've got to keep
my glasses on.
What for?
So I can recognize the people
I dream about.
Silly.
Henry, please take
the glasses off!
Oh, all right.
And whatever you do,
don't use our right name!
Well, of course not.
Come in with me.
I'll get you
something to eat.
Hello! Hello!
Hello. Hello.
Oh, look, it's
the new zeppelin!
Say, I'm nervous,
and we're very hungry.
We'd like to have
something to eat.
Oh, you would?
Yes, personally,
I'd like some hot
water and prunes,
bananas and cream,
corn flakes,
and boiled eggs,
two minutes.
If they're two and a half minutes,
I can't eat it,
because the acidity
presses against my heart,
and I've got to take six
Bell-Ans in hot water.
Say, who are you?
What's your name?
Henry.
Henry what?
Ford.
Well, Mr. Ford.
I've heard of you
someplace before.
This is Mrs. Ford,
of course!
Of course.
You see, we've just been married.
She's one of
those new Fords.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Gosh. That's
great! Hey!
I'll be all right.
Just let me take a nap.
I feel good.
I feel good. Go ahead.
I bet you're a great cook,
Mrs. Ford.
Why,
I've never cooked a thing in my life!
Can you cook?
Can I cook?
That's swell.
You get the job.
We need a cook, and you're it.
But... Now, don't argue.
Get to work.
It's exactly 7:
00.7:
00!I'm glad you... I've gotta take two pills.
I've gotta take two pills.
And at 8:
00,I expect you to have breakfast ready.
Now, don't try
to get away.
Your flivver will be
locked up in the garage,
and I'm still pretty
handy with a six-shooter.
Look, mister,
I can't stand anything heavy on my stomach.
Would you mind
taking that...
SALLY:
Get it! Get it!Hey! Get it! Here, here!
Here you are. Here you are.
There you are.
You'll have to cut out this fooling,
both of you.
And get to work.
Now, here's a cook's
hat and coat.
Yes, sir.
Missus.
You set the table in
the patio, out yonder.
Say, what... What
are you gonna cook?
Well, I don't know.
For instance, tell me, what would you like?
Well, a waffle would
hit me all right.
All right, I'll hit
you with a waffle.
I don't mind what
I hit you with.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my nerves.
What a place! What a mess!
Yes, and the worst
part of it is,
we've committed
highway robbery.
We could go to
prison for that!
Prison. Have they got doctors in prison?
Why, yes.
I'll be all right.
I'll get along.
I'll be all right.
But they'll give you 20 years.
(LAUGHING)
Twenty years...
What are you
laughing at?
Why, the joke's on them.
Why?
I can't live
but six months.
Oh, golly.
You know, I never made
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Whoopee!" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/whoopee!_23433>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In