Whoopee! Page #8

Far above the plain

When the moon is new

When it's on the wane

I'll still belong to you

Winds may blow as though

they know what I've told you

Yet the more they blow

The closer

I'll hold you

Though the world

may take me

From a world for two

Though you may

forsake me

I'll still belong

To you

Dad, that was the bandit's

flivver we saw on the trail.

They must be hiding

around here somewhere.

I'm going to have

a look around.

Oh, Daddy, don't forget,

I want a blanket and a doll.

How!

How!

And how.

Here, you, have you seen a white

man and a white girl about here?

Me, no capisce.

I'll bet you

understand money.

How much for

that blanket?

100!

I wouldn't give you

$100 for six of them.

This blanket have

heap big history.

One time him belong to

Big Chief Spoil-You-Shine.

Who?

Spoil-You-Shine.

Spoil your shine!

My baby don't care for

shows My baby don't care

Why, confound you!

I'll have you thrown off this reservation!

You like this doll?

Yes. How much?

Him also have history.

You know him name?

No, what is it?

Big Chief Rip-Your-Collar!

Who?

Rip-Your-Collar.

Rip your collar!

Rip your collar!

Why, you fresh

Indian!

How dare you?

(MOANS)

You know who I am?

Who?

I'm an Underwood.

Indian no care

for typewriter.

My daughter wants

that blanket and doll.

I'll give you

$50 for the both.

$50. Me no can sell.

Too cheap.

No, no. Cost me more.

No, no, no, no.

You make them $75.

$50.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

What does that mean?

Indian raspberry.

Come on, $50.

No, no. One price, $65.

$50!

$60!

$50!

$60!

$40!

What become of $50?

$40.

$40 for blanket

and doll?

$40 for the blanket

and doll.

White man pay him

$40 for two article?

$40 for the

both articles.

Look, if I sell you for $40,

I couldn't make a cent.

I should live, so.

It cost me alone $35.50.

Could I sell

you for $40?

$40!

Such a chutzpah. $40?

$40!

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

I give you $40,

two articles like that?

$40!

Listen, I don't need your business.

Will you do me a favor?

Yes!

Go some other place.

Go ahead! All right!

Look! Look! Look!

He can't take a joke.

(LAUGHING)

Well, here you are,

my man.

Give me the $40.

Come in again some time.

Come in again. Be glad to see you.

There you are, friend.

Come in again some time, my dear,

little fellow, because...

(IMITATING INDIAN CRY)

Come here, Hiawatha.

And what are you doing

in that fireman shirt?

Me, chief.

Fire chief?

Yes, here is my

hook and ladder.

Getting kind of peppy,

aren't you?

I feel pretty good,

Miss Custer.

I feel like...

(SCATTING)

You know, Miss Custer,

they've got a lot of

beautiful squaws around here!

Oh, yeah?

They've got the hottest-looking

squaws you ever saw.

You know, I tried

to get a room here,

but they didn't have a room,

so I made a reservation.

Miss Custer...

No! No! Miss...

That's about enough

from you.

Dark is the mountain

With the setting of the sun

Outlive the sorrows

When the red man's

day is done

Hear the voice of

sorrow while we pray

Calling our tomorrow,

yesterday

Red man no regretting

With the setting of

The sun

(DRUM BEATING RHYTHMICALLY)

Sheriff come.

Black Eagle

speak sheriff.

Black Eagle,

there is a white girl and a white man here.

What make sheriff

think so?

I'm giving you fair warning.

It ain't me alone you're bucking this time,

but the government.

If you don't produce them,

I'll see that your whole tribe is punished.

If you want to punish

anyone, punish me.

Sally!

Sally!

Why did you elope

with Henry Williams?

Because I couldn't

marry you, Bob.

I love Wanenis,

and I'm going to marry him.

Why, Sally,

you can't.

Father!

Don't worry, Mr. Morgan,

as much as I love Sally,

I know I can

never marry her.

Black Eagle,

Wanenis love white girl.

Tell them truth.

Wanenis white.

Long time,

25 years ago,

Black Eagle find child in white

man's shack on mountain side.

White man leave white squaw,

white squaw die.

Black Eagle

take child.

Black Eagle call

child Wanenis.

You're lying, redskin.

I don't believe you.

Red man never lie.

If sheriff look in

county courthouse,

he will find record Black

Eagle make when Wanenis born.

Is this really true,

Black Eagle?

(MOANS IN AGREEMENT)

I can't believe it.

Tell me! Tell me!

Is it true?

True.

SALLY:
Wanenis!

Sally!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Listen!

Now, Miss Custer,

listen.

Why don't you

bury the hatchet?

That's what I'm

trying to do.

No, will you...

Now, look, will you wait a while?

Will you wait a while?

Stop this nonsense.

I want to be serious.

Miss Custer,

you know there comes a

time in every man's life

when he feels the

need of a companion.

Someone to whom he can

give his affection,

someone who'll understand him,

love him, comfort him.

Miss Custer, Mary,

I'd like to ask

you one question.

Yes, Henry, dear?

Whatever became

of that calf?

Now, will you

wait a while?

Will you listen?

Will you wait a while?

You know how I

feel about you.

My baby don't

care for shows

My baby don't

care for clothes

My baby just

cares for me

My baby just loves

those consultations

And how she enjoys

my operation

After our honeymoon

In April, May or June

I'll get my nursing free

Then I can feel

good for nothing

My baby just

cares for me

That's all there is.

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