Why Did I Get Married Too Page #2

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-Shut up!|-You look amazing!

-Where's Troy?|-He's out there on the Jet Ski.

That sounds like a lot of fun.

Go on and go. You know you want to.

-I can go? Thank you.|-Just be careful, okay?

This is gonna be amazing for us.

-See you.|-So, how are you?

-I'm good! I'm so glad to see you!|-Good. You, too. How's the baby?

He's wonderful. He's wonderful.

I got some pictures.|You know I'm gonna show you.

When you gonna have another baby, Pat?

That's not gonna happen.

-No.|-Come on, you should!

How's the house?

It's good. It's good.

And how is Troy adjusting to the South?

He's having trouble finding a job.

Girl, I feel terrible.|I wanted us to leave Colorado,

you know, just to be closer to my mom

-and you guys.|-Yes.

I don't know.

It'll work itself out.|It's just gonna take some time, that's all.

I know. I know.

You hear that?

-Hey!|-Hey!

-Hi!|-How are you?

Come on in!

-Nice to see you!|-Hey, guys!

Hey, baby. How are you?

-It's good to see you.|-Good to see you. How are you?

-Hi, sweetheart!|-Hi, Terry.

-You look beautiful!|-Thank you.

-What's up?|-How was your flight?

What?

We flew over here with Angela and Marcus.

Yes, we flew over the cuckoo's nest.

See, this is why we came early.|Just for that.

I told Dianne, I said,|"Let's get up and go with Pat and Gav."

She said, "No, I wanna make sure|the kids are okay."

-I should have listened.|-You should have listened.

-Now I've got a headache, man.|-So, where are they?

They're in the car, still arguing!

-You don't hear them?|-I need a glass of wine!

Yeah, I need some crack.

Oh, man, is that Troy out there?

-You know it is.|-And Gavin's upstairs changing.

-Can I go?|-Yes, you can go!

Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.|Good to see you!

I'll send Marcus out there|when he comes in.

Hell no! Don't do us any favors,|we're all right!

-Excuse us!|-What?

What's up, Ms. Thing!

You look gorgeous, you are glowing!

Why is everybody saying that?

You are, that's why!

I haven't seen you look like this since|you and Terry first started dating.

I don't know...

-See? Always! Always!|-Just get ready. Get ready.

-What about the money thing?|-I tipped the man!

Why'd you have to give him so much?

I didn't give him that...|What are you talking about?

It's my money, anyway.

You know you act like you're rich|because you're on TV, you know that, right?

And did you really have to talk football|the whole way with that guy?

This is the Bahamas!|They don't have football here.

That man don't know you!|I mean, really, don't nobody know you.

As a matter of fact, do y'all know this guy?|Do you know him?

I'll give you $20 if you know him.

I'll give you $100 if you know him.

Just because one ho at the airport|recognized you, you think you're famous.

You ain't famous.

What the hell are y'all standing here for?|Go put the bags up.

Y'all didn't know him,|I ain't giving you no money.

You ain't getting a tip, either.

Ask her why everybody at the airport|know who she is.

-You know what? Why don't you just...|-Hello, people?

-Say hi.|-You get on my...

Hi, guys!

-Hi! Finally!|-Come here, baby.

How you doing?

Hi! Hi, Shi-Shi!

-Hi, Marcus.|-Hi, baby.

How you doing, Pat?

Oh, man!

Look at this! This cabana is hot!|Now we're talking!

It's not a cabana, baby. It's a beach house.

Beach houses are bigger than a cabana.

Oh, really? Okay.|How would you know what's bigger?

What's that supposed to mean?

Sometimes I wonder, why did I get married?

Why did I get married, too?

Marcus, the guys are getting changed,|and Troy's out on the Jet Ski.

Oh, yeah?

Bye!

But I got to tell you, this is paradise.

Come on, let's go out to the beach,|it's incredible!

Oh, no, Pattie! No, honey!|We about to check out a margarita, okay?

Come on, Pat! I came here to drink, okay?

Can you make some of those|famous margaritas, Pat?

Margaritas. Margaritas.

Margarita! Yes!

Okey-dokey.

Oh, man! You dudes are crazy, man, crazy!

I ain't never seen water that clear!

What are you talking about?

-This your first time here?|-Yeah.

The Bahamas are great, man.|It's paradise down here, I'm telling you.

Man, I needed this break.

-Beer?|-Thanks.

You know, I've been watching your show.|Sure looking good, baby!

Thanks, brother. Yeah. You know...

But for every good day I have at work,|I've got to go home and go through hell.

-That's Angela.|-See, why?

She hates the fact that I'm working,

which is crazy, because she was the one|that was always on me

about working and making money.

And now that I am, now she got|a problem with what I'm doing.

No, sir, I do not believe that.

There ain't no black woman complaining|about her man having a job.

I don't care what you say!

-Are you kidding me, man?|-You met Angela.

Well, there's women,|and then there's Angela.

You know something?|I think Angela's got a problem.

-You think?|-You just figuring that out?

Y'all should have seen her|in the airport, man.

I'm telling you, Troy,|it was the most insane thing.

It took us 45 minutes...

Oh, no, two-and-a-half hours to let them|know that she wasn't a terrorist.

Well, the fact is, she was a terrorist.|But the point...

She terrorizes your black ass,|that's what she does!

No, no. I mean... Seriously.

I think Angela argues with me on purpose

just so we can have make-up sex later.

-What's wrong with that?|-Get out of here with that bull!

-On purpose.|-Get out of here with that bull.

No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious.

She enjoys being mad at me,

because later the sex is just kind of crazy,|rough, but better.

I bet your ghetto ass be like, "Beat me,|daddy, punch this nipple, punch it!"

And?

He says, "And"!

Let me tell you, I might be able|to help you with that, man.

You let me slap Dianne, Dianne would|knock the hell out of me, man!

She'd call the cops.|"What the hell wrong with you?"

You got to work her into that.

-No, man! No, no, I'm telling you.|-You got to start out with this.

-No, no.|-Just a little bit...

My wife is half-Asian,|she ain't having that, sorry.

The black half might have it,|but the Asian half would lock my ass up.

You know what I've figured out.|After all these years of being married,

I've searched and searched for reasons|and understanding of these women,

I got nothing. Nothing!

You don't even have to look for the|answers sometimes, and you'll find them.

So I don't necessarily agree with|Mr. Man over here.

So, how's it been with you, T?

You been crossing the goal line lately?

What are you talking about?

End zone?

What the hell are you talking about, man?

Yes, man! Will you cut it out|with all the football talk, please?

I don't know what the hell|you're saying most of the time!

I'm still doing it?

Yes!

Y'all fellas are crazy, man.

Yeah, we all nuts, man, we all nuts.|Nuts to be married.

Like you and Sheila,|how's it going with you two?

Good. And the baby's good.

Yeah, man. And it was Mike that led us|to believe that Sheila couldn't conceive.

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