Wiener Dog Internationals Page #2

Yes, it is. -[Danny] Judge Brown?

-Well, we must speak

to your father. Rule 12.23 clearly states

that if you are not

in the stands at the time your race is announced,

Mrs. Merryweather

will race in your place. Now, you can sign this form

withdrawing from the race and I will contact

Miss Merryweather. Or you can convince your father

to let you partake in

the Wiener Dog Internationals. The choice is yours.

Choose wisely. So, if we sign this,

can we go next year? [laughs] Yes, of course. But only as

a mere spectator. Good day. So, this may really be our only

chance to go to this thing. Keeping her warm

for next year? Yeah, I guess. You know, I thought you two

would be having more fun

giving me a hard time, making my life

all difficult and all. Is that what

you expected? If I were you, I'd be

giving me a hard time. I can be more difficult

on you, if you'd like. I didn't mean for it

to sound like I was

asking for it. [laughs] Can I show you something? Sure. [blows whistle] Come on! Yes! Distance divided

by time equals speed. Shelly went 22 miles per hour! Wow. You're way too into math. Well, I'm gonna go spend

the rest of my time inside. Wait, Skip! What? [Danny] What if... What? What if we were to go

to the Internationals? Dad wouldn't find out,

and we'd be back before

he even knew it. Not a chance. No puppy dog eyes! Well, there's

always next year. Yeah, I guess so. What are you doing? Trying to cheer myself up. Well, come on. Let's watch some

TV to get your mind off things. Yes, please. I don't know

what to do with sad Danny. The Wiener Dog Internationals

is only days away, and we're told the U.S.

is unsure of who will be

sent to represent America. Oh, that's not helping him

get his mind off the race. -Shh!

-[Shelly panting] On one hand you have current

champion, Shelly Jack. On the other,

two-time champion, Princess. Boo! Some think Princess

is the stronger racer. It may almost be better

for the U.S. if the Jack family

lets this one go. Hey! However, after

Miss Merryweather was ejected from the Nationals

for unsportsmanlike conduct, it's this reporter's opinion

that the U.S. is rooting for an honest champion,

and that's Shelly Jack. That's right! Of course, everyone's

favorite to win is Russia. Hailing from

the small town of Birsk, the Iron Hammer is thought

to be a clear contender

for the title. The Hammer will crush

the competition. The Hammer will

pound you to the ground.

The Hammer will win! Ooh, she's scary. Yeah, well that puts

an end to that.

Time for bed. -[barks]

-Come on, Shelly. This parenting thing

is not that hard. I don't know what Dad's

complaining about. Kids. How are you feeling? I'm happy that Dad's

moved on. I am. But I really wanted this race. Shelly's good, you know? She's really good. Mom would have been proud

that you made it this far. -You think so?

-Of course. Nobody thought we were

gonna win anything when

we adopted Shelly. [Shelly whines] I don't know.

This whole thing is silly. I know, but somehow it's

the only place I feel so alive. It's so... big, you know. Hey, I thought I told you guys

to get ready for bed. No puppy dog eyes! Alright, I've had

enough of this. Living room, five minutes. Living room? Five minutes? Oh, no! He's calling a meeting! He thinks he's Dad. Take a seat. So I was thinking and-- You're gonna let us

go to the race? [barks] Let Skip speak. So I know I'm not the first

to admit that the Nationals changed our lives for

the better, but it did. And you'll never get me to

repeat that to anybody else. That's okay. I recorded it. Hey! Gimme that! So, the way

I was thinking it, the Internationals might

be good for us, too. We can't let Miss Merryweather

race. Don't forget about her! -Mean, Miss Merryweather.

-[whines] What if you two went with

Judge Brown to compete? [screeching with excitement] I mean, he's

a responsible adult. He is a stand up guy. Probably a lot more

responsible than me. The best. So, if you do go race

and you come straight back, Dad may not be the wiser. So... yes? Yeah. Why not? Yes! Can we get up

and scream now? Sure. [barking] [screaming] We're really going to

the Internationals? Wait, how are we gonna convince

Judge Brown that Dad said yes? Leave that to me.

Go pack your bags. [squeals] Come on, Shelly!

We're going to

the Internationals! [Bridget] Come on, Shelly! [sing-song] Internationals!

Internationals! Internationals! [both] Yay! Alright. Take care you two! [Bridget] Hey! I didn't

get a hug. Get back here! Alright, come on. Uh-uh. [Danny] Um... I cannot believe

I'm letting you do this. [sighs] Happy now? Yeah. No puppy dog eyes.

I told you guys. Goodbyes are stupid anyways. You know what,

you two stay together,

don't talk to strangers... Look both ways before

crossing the road.

We got it. -And take care

of yourselves, okay?

-We will. Thank you for doing this.

You're a pretty okay

older brother after all. Pretty okay? Okay, whatever. Get outta here before

I change my mind. Oh, and it shouldn't take us

more than 20 minutes to get to his house.

So set an alarm. Are you afraid I'm

gonna forget or something? Yeah. What do you think I am? -Our older brother.

-Get outta here. -Bye, Skip.

-Bye. See you. Miss you already. This is probably

my worst idea ever. [pop song ringtone] Go time! Hello? Skip-a-doodle-do! Hey, Aunt Jenny! What's up? I'm just at the store

getting a few things, and then I'll be heading over

to see everybody real soon. Oh! I thought you weren't

coming until tonight. Well, you're in luck.

I'm early. I know. [chuckles] Okay, Aunt Jenny,

I talked to Dad, and he said you don't

need to come by anymore. Really? Well, I... I... I just

got some food and I'm here. So I... well, maybe I'll...

I'll just come by for dinner and then I'll head out.

How's that? Um... yeah. Sounds great. Well, put one of those buckets

of sunshine on the phone. Danny and Bridget are outside

playing Cops and Robbers so... Um... they have tape

over their mouths? They both have tape

over their mouths? I never said they

were good at it. Well, uh, Skip.

I'm not gonna ask you again. Put the kids on the phone. Danny, Bridget! Aunt Jenny

wants to talk to you. [Bridget] Coming!

Hi, Aunt Jenny! Hi, little curly top.

Is Skip treating you okay? [Bridget] Skip's been great. He's doing a really good

job taking care of us. [Danny] Skip's the best

older brother a little kid

could ask for. We're so super excited to be

spending all this time

with him alone and bonding. It's nice with

no adults in the home. But... are you two

on separate lines? How can you both hear me? Okay, have fun kids! Ah, kids! They went

back outside to play. Well, get 'em lined up

for when I arrive. I wanna collect me

some hug sandwiches. [laughs] Mm-hmm. Sure.

Definitely will do that. Bye! Awesome! Ah, so excited!

Nom nom nom! [chuckles] [Skip sighing] I need to come up

with a new plan. [alarm ringing] Ooh! Go time part two. Oh, good morning. [barks] Is that the withdrawal form? [sighs] I'm so sorry

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