Wiener Dog Internationals Page #3

to see it end like this. I understand your father

is proposing to Melanie, but this is

a very important event. [whines] Wait... wait this

is not signed. Nope. We're going

to the Internationals! [barks] Yeah, oh, yippee! Yeah! -Yeah.

-[clears throat] We must have your

father's approval. [phone buzzing] Uh... Judge Brown.

You better get that. Oh, yes. My pocket's ringing. Hello? [deep voice] Judge Brown.

Do you know who this is? Uh, no. Actually I don't. [Skip] This is Phil Jack. Oh, oh, of course.

Yes, Phil Jack,

how are you? I'm... I'm... I'm...

[whispering] It's your father. -Yeah.

-[Skip] I head that you are

willing to take my kids -to the Internationals?

-Yes, yes, I am. I'd very much appreciate that. I heard Mrs. Merryweather

will be taking your place, so I feel it's best

if we right this wrong. Yes, of course. I will take

excellent care of the children. [barking] And little Shelly. And we will see you

at the race, I assume? Uh, well... of course! Yeah, of course.

I'll see you in a few days. Goodbye. Goodbye. Well, it looks

like you three are going

to the Internationals. [barks] [Bridget laughs] We'll take my car.

To the Wiener Mobile! [all] To the Wiener Mobile! Oh, we cannot let this

happen, Princess. Those kids have

got to be stopped. Looks like you and I

are taking a road trip. [chuckles]

Let's go! -[engine starts]

-[all singing] Ninety-nine hotdogs

and buns on the wall Ninety-nine,

hotdogs and buns You take one down

You pass it around Ninety-eight hotdogs

and buns on the wall Ninety-eight... -Oh, hey, Aunt Jenny!

-Hey, Skip! That was fast. Um... I was

actually on my way out. Yeah, the store was really

close. You look great! Uh, you look...

like it's windy. Come on! [hissing] Um... your car's smoking. Uh, it does that, but I'll...

I'll move it later. Look at you!

You're so grown up!

[laughs] -Okay.

-Oh. I suppose you're too old for a hair ruffle

and cheek pinch. -Little bit.

-Are you gonna invite me in? Oh, like I said,

I talked to Dad. Um, he knows

everything's good now. So, if you have anywhere

else to be, I mean... [scoffs] Nonsense.

No. Where are those

two little munchkins? They're not too old

for a hair ruffle

or a cheek pinch. Yeah, they're at the park. But you said they were already

playing in the backyard. But you're supposed to be

watching them at all times. Uh... yeah...

well, it's a very safe park? Sounded like a question. No it's not a question,

it's just... It's a very safe park,

for sure. Okay, good. Well,

I'll tell you what... I have to run back to the store

because I forgot a few things. Oh. Oh, so you're staying. Yeah. Just for dinner. And the smoke usually

means I shouldn't

drive for a few hours. Yeah, I am pretty sure

that's not supposed

to happen to a car. I know, um, but when I say

I'm gonna run to the store, I mean I'm gonna

literally run to

the store, 'cause I can't take the car,

so... I'll see you in a bit! Okay. Crazy. [all singing]

Fifty-nine hotdogs

and buns on the wall Fifty-nine hotdogs and buns [Danny] With relish. You take one down,

you pass it around... [Danny] This is getting

really boring... ...buns on the wall [Bridget] From the top! [squeaking] [man] Can I help you? Yeah, I need a... I'm looking' for a wiener dog. There's one right down there. [snorting] Yeah, that's not

a wiener dog. That's a pig. Alright, alright.

Excuse me, okay,

but I'm in sales. Right down there,

if you want her,

you bring her up here. -Hey, Shelly number two.

-[whimpers] She'll do. Okay. Is that a... Art? Yes, it is. Okay. [Danny] Look!

Wiener-schnitzel! Okay, everybody, from the top.

And a five, six, seven, eight! Go to the store

And buy some more Ninety-nine hotdogs

And buns on the wall So, you're saying this race

is bigger than the Nationals? Oh, yes. Very much so. But it can also be

very intimidating. Eight races, with

eight dogs in each, all competing for top dog. Wiener of the World! -Wow.

-[sighs] Sixty-four countries?

That is a bit intimidating. Yes, well for some.

But not for Shelly. 'Cause she's

a natural, she is. [kissing sounds] I didn't even know there

were that many countries. Oh, there are quite

a lot more than that, but some of them don't have

enough wiener dogs to compete. [sighs] So, who are we

up against first? Well, that will all be

determined tomorrow

when we arrive. It's all done randomly. Let's say a prayer you're not

stuck with mean Russia. That little mutt

is favored to win. Hey! Watch what you say

in front of Shelly! -[whispers]

Oh, oh. Sorry, Shelly!

-[whimpers] [coughs] Delicious! [clears throat] Hand me my vintage

gold embossed, Teflon coated, chiffon buffed, hot pink,

tire deflater, please. [air hissing] I'm back. Are

the kids back yet? Uh, yeah... um...

Danny's upstairs. He's not feeling well. [gasps] Is this Shelly? Hi! Uh-huh, yeah.

Yeah, that's, uh...

That's Shelly. You should've heard

your Dad talk about you guys

winning the Nationals. He was so proud. Yeah, well, he has

a funny way of showing it. Well, it's his way

of showing it. [kissing sounds]

Yeah, so just don't touch her

birthmark, that whole side. -She got hurt

in the last race. So...

-Oh, okay. Hi! [growling] That's weird. No, no. That's not weird. I mean, she just doesn't

like new people. So... Well, she's hopping

around okay. [chuckles] Get the kids

out here! Where are they? Yeah, yeah. Well,

I mean Danny he's, uh... ...he's upstairs,

like I said. Um... And Bridget? Hello. [exhales] Oh, wow. Is that really you, Bridget? Of course that's her! Yeah. [scoffs]

Course it is. [chuckles] Yeah, just you look

so grown up. [laughs] Come here!

Give your aunt a hug! [chuckles] [exhales] What's that? You're supposed to

be the warm one. [chuckles] Remember

our secret handshake? Secret handshake? Yeah. Oh, well... well,

it's been a while. You guys hungry?

Let's eat. Yeah? So, you did good.

I need to get home soon. Can you please just

stay for dinner? I mean, she'll be

out of here in no time. [sighs] That means I'm going to

have to eat dinner twice? Well, you'll deal. That was good. Nothing beats a good wiener! [gasps] Oh, no! No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no! -This... this will not do!

-What is it? Ah! Someone let the air

out of our tire. Or we have a big hole. Did we run over anything

sharp on the way here? -I didn't hear anything.

-Me neither. I hope this doesn't make us

late for the Internationals. [Danny] Hey, look! Let me see. Looks like dog hair. Hmm.

[sniffs] Very suspicious.

Proceed with caution. So, what's been new

with you, Bridget? Bridget.

[chuckles] Oh, um... new with me... -That's a tough one, because--

-Because? Because... there are so many

new things about me. Oh, I bet. You are

at a fun age. [chuckles] Not sure if fun's

the right word. [laughs] You know,

I'm gonna go check on Danny. No! I mean, he's sleeping. So... I just wanna peek.

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