Wiener Dog Internationals Page #4

I'll be quiet, don't worry! Go stop her! You're not paying me enough

to get that involved. I like the real Bridget better. [whispers] Hey, Danny. It's me. Aunt Jenny. I just wanna look

at you, okay? [whispering] I took

his temperature before

you got back, so... Oh, how bad was it? -Um... 108

-What? -I mean, 98. Ninety-eight.

-That's not that bad. No, I mean it seems like

the sleep's helping. So... Yeah. He's... so quiet. It's... it's like

he's not breathing. Yeah... He lost his voice. Really? Your Dad said

he just spoke with him. Well, you know

how colds are. They're, uh... here

one minute, gone the next. Well, at least he has his dog. -[whines]

-You can tell they're close. [growls] Yeah, very close. We should probably

leave him alone. Yeah. His hair is so soft. What kind of shampoo

does he use? Uh... doggie shampoo. Okay. [man] It seems to be holding

the air just fine. My guess is somebody

deflated your tires. Could have been

some bored kids. Or it could be somebody

with an agenda. That's a little dramatic. Who would wanna stop a couple

of kids on their way to a race? I can think of someone. Me too. Me three. Wow. This place is nice. [whines] Now, kids. You

are right upstairs. I'm down the hall

if you need anything. Now, do not charge

anything to the room. -[barking]

-We'll be good. [screaming] [barks] What is it, girl? [barks] [barking] Alright, kid. Alright. Let's just keep this

our little secret, okay? [screaming] -Judge Brown!

It's Miss Merryweather!

-Stop the racket. [screaming] Mrs. Merryweather! This is not what it looks like. [scoffs] Oh. [whimpering] It's a match. Alright, fine.

It's exactly what

it looks like. But can you blame

me, honestly? I mean, I should be the one

at the Internationals. Not you! We won the Nationals

fair and square! It's not our fault

that you cheated! [barking] Cheating is such a harsh word. I prefer to think of it as...

creating an advantage. And what do you call this? Oh, I call this creating

a very big advantage. Oh, Mrs. Merryweather.

For three long years

I stood by your side, promoted you with this

wonderful wide world

of wiener dog racing. But no more. Yes. I can see whose side

you're standing on now. Well, fine. You caught me trying

to damage your vehicle. Fair enough. Well played. However, the Internationals

are a public event. And I assure you,

I will be there with

more allies than enemies. You don't scare us.

We've got Shelly. [barks] Yes. For now. What do you mean? Hey, well, uh... thank you

for coming, Aunt Jenny. It was so nice to see you. Yeah, you too!

Sorry I had to

be so quick. Quick like a bunny! [laughs] Gosh,

I do love bunnies. Yes, it was really

great meeting you. I mean, meeting you here.

At the house. [chuckles] Well, hopefully

I'll be able to come out

here again soon. I feel like I hardly

recognize you two

anymore. [laughs] -[Skip] Yeah.

-I know the feeling. Can I go home now? Yeah, sure. Your family is so weird. I know. [engine sputters] What? Hey! What do you

think you're doing? -Excuse me?

-What are you doing

with Bridget? Who's Bridget? [knocking] Hey, Aunt Jenny! I see that you found Bridget. And the neighbor lady. This isn't Bridget, Skip. And I'm guessing Danny's not

sick, either. What's going on? Yeah. [Bridget] Skip's

the best older brother a little kid could ask for. What did you do

with the kids? Uh... -[Jenny] Okay.

-[Phil] I can't believe

he did that. I understand Phil. Bye. I just spoke to your dad. He's furious about

what you did. He was just hours

away from proposing and now he's hopping on

a plane to California instead. Danny and Bridget

gave me puppy dog eyes. I'm not good with

puppy dog eyes. He said you need

to take responsibility

and clean up your mess. You're gonna go

meet him there. I'm going to California? How? In a car that

barely even starts? It's good enough to

get you to the airport. Okay, now grab Shelly. You're gonna be

taking her with you. [Skip] Uh... What? What is it now? Nothing. Yeah, yeah,

nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Come on, Shelly. [growls] [crowd cheering] [Danny] Shelly! [Bridget] This is exciting. [sighs] [Danny] So, where

are we going now? [dogs barking] [inhales]

You smell that? [Danny] I smell greasy food. Ew! And dirty laundry. No, no, no, no, under that.

The undercurrent. [inhales deeply]

That is the smell

of the race. [inhales] Nope.

Still getting' dirty laundry. Me too. And dog. Alright, let's just get you

checked into your dorms, okay? -We get our own rooms?

-Well, sort of. Each racing team gets to bunk

with another racing team, so you get half of a room. Is that the real Shelly? Um... yes. [cheering] Victory, victory!

That's our cry. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

Yay, Shelly! [barking] Can I pet her? Sure. This is my dog, Pretzel. Aww, this is gonna be fun. Watch it, termites.

Or I will crush you. I will crush you,

like something that

crushes with a crunch. -[growls]

-Excuse me. That's the Russian

I was telling you about. Let's hope she's

not your roommate. She's even scarier than on TV. Definitely. Well, soon we will

have to part ways, as I step foot onto sacred

ground, which is the racetrack, I will have to look out,

not just for you, but for all

the other racers equally. So, I guess now

it is... [inhales] ...time for a... hug. -Thank you for

bringing us here.

-You're the best. Okay, that's enough. Alright, I will

call your father and let him know that

you've arrived safely. Um, that's okay.

We'll do it from

the dorm room. [chuckles] okay.

Well, suit yourselves. I will see you

and you, at the race. This is gonna be fun! Come on! How are we supposed to

find out which room is ours? Do you two need some help? I think so. We're pretty lost. You're the Jack family,

correct? How do you know? Your race last year

was very famous. [whimpers] As far as wiener dog races go. It was all over Japan. You're the Japanese racer?

Yoshi, right? I'm Etsuko.

My sister is Ayameko.

Our dog is Yoshi. It's more her thing than mine,

but, yes, we represent Japan. So, how do we find out

where we're staying? First time here? Well, there's a very long line around the corner

but lucky for you, you don't have to stand in it. -Why not?

-'Cause you're bunking with us! -I like you!

-I like you, too! I know we may be enemies if we both make it

into the final race, but until then you'll

want to stick with us. These races can be brutal. Hmm. -Hmm.

-Hmm. Look who I found

wandering the halls. Shelly Jack and the kids. -I'm Danny.

-And I'm Bridget. Yes, yes, of course,

I know who you are. And this is Shelly. My goodness, she's standing

right there in front of me. I am so excited,

I could just squeeze her. I won't really squeeze her. I was just stepping forward to

take a look at her birthmark. The famous lightning bolt. Ah, yes. The mark

of a champion. You should take

a look at Yoshi. -Is that...

-It's a bird. Birthmark of agility,

grace and high aspirations. Never seen another dog with

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