Wiener Dog Internationals Page #8

this race goes to Japan. We are leading up to one

very exciting final race, with France and Japan taking

two of the eight spots. [announcer] Race three. [bell rings] [Judge Brown]

Antarctica, wins! [announcer] Race four. [bell rings] [Judge Brown]

Germany, wins! [announcer] Race five. [bell rings] [Judge Brown]

Jamaica, wins! [announcer] Race six. [bell rings] Singapore, wins! [announcer] Race seven. [bell rings] [Judge Brown]

United Kingdom, wins! [speaks French] [speaks Japanese] [speaks Russian] Now we are getting down

to the final race, and it still appears

that Ms. Merryweather

is on the U.S. bench. Oh, Princess. This is it.

This is our big moment. The question on

everyone's lips, what happened to

the Jack family? Dad? Are we going home? Excuse me. [clears throat]

Judge Brown, sir. Yes, what is it? I have the results of that

research you wanted me to do. And? Well, it's not

looking good, sir. -I think the kids

may be right.

-Hmm. There are several instances

of known cloning, and Merryweather Industries

recently became a sponsor of several of

the countries involved. Hmm. In fact, most of

today's winning dogs. Ah, a wiener conspiracy. -I'm afraid so, sir.

-Ooh, well. Is there any way we can stop

Mrs. Merryweather from racing? Well, there's nothing

in the rulebook that

specifically forbids it. Now, have you checked

all 37 translations, including Swahili

and ancient Greek? I don't believe so, sir.

I'll check again. Good.

[sighs] This isn't good.

This is not good. [applause] I... I...

I don't believe it. The Jack family is back! We'd like our bench back. [Merryweather] You just can't

seem to make up your mind about this whole

racing thing, can you? Why don't you just step

aside and let me show

you how it's done. Our mind is made up.

We're doing this race. Yeah, it's time for Shelly

to show the world

what she's made of. Oh, I've seen what

she's made of.

Literally. These jackets have

gotten too tight. So last race. Definitely. [chuckles] They are bringing it

right down to the wire, as the eighth race

is about to begin. Look, look, look,

it's Shelly! Oh! This is excitement. [crying] [woman] Come and pick

your wiener winter wear

this Wednesday. Buy one, get one free! Watch your family go down

in the record books as the worst racers

in U.S. history. [chuckles] What is this? We have the fake Shelly.

How did this happen? Her name's Tricksy, now.

And she's mine. Hmm. There seems to be

some sort of commotion in the Japanese corner

as the eighth and final race

takes to the track. This is it, girl.

You can do this. Listen, win or lose,

I love you, okay? Excuse me, coming through.

Hey, have fun. And you, do what

you do best. Win! Good luck, Shelly!

Excuse me. [Danny] Shelly, you

were born to run. -[announcer] Race eight.

-[bell rings] [Judge Brown] And the U.S.

pulls way ahead. Yes! Shelly Jack possessed

as she pumps her way

to the finish line. No! Oh, my gosh!

I think Shelly Jack has

set world records today! This is not how it's

supposed to go down. You're fired, Etsuko. Fired! You can't fire me.

I already quit. Eight races have been

completed today, folks. And here is who

remains for the final. France, Japan, Germany, Jamaica, Singapore,

United Kingdom, Antarctica, and the U.S.A. We are now gonna let the racers

regroup, but sit tight people, because the final race

is about to begin. This is a private area.

Private. Private. Shoo! [scoffs] [moaning] Hey, uh... thanks. For what?

Stealing your dog? Well, maybe not for that part, but, you know,

for the other stuff. You know, where

you helped and stuff. You're welcome. You know, since you don't

actually live in Japan, you know, I mean, I... I don't know,

maybe... maybe we could-- Meet at another race? [chuckles] I'm joking.

I'd love to see you again. Good. I mean, if that's

what you want. Yeah.

[chuckles] You know, I think Tricksy

is taking a liking to me. You think she may

wanna adopt me? I think she'll

make room for you. You've gotten this far,

but that doesn't mean you won. Nope. Just means

we have a chance. Not much of a chance

if you ask me. You notice something

about most of these dogs

you're up against? They're all cute. A lot of them have birthmarks,

exactly where Shelly does. You said that was the mark

of a champion, right? Merryweather Industries

cloned your dog, Danny. Shelly's racing

a bunch of Shellys. And one of us

is going to win. -That's not true.

-They don't all look alike. Improvements on

the original. I don't care if

you believe me. I didn't tell you

so we could be friends. I told you, so you know

exactly what you're up against. There's only one Shelly. Not today. Ladies and Gentlemen,

we are calling the racers

back to the track. The final race

is about to begin. I'd say good luck,

but, you know... Look, don't listen to her. Okay, I don't care

if Miss Merryweather

did clone Shelly. They were basically just

a bunch of blank slates

when they were born. They won't have

this girl's heart. I hope you're right. Me too. [Judge Brown] This is it.

The final moment. The winner of this race

will be the winner of

the Internationals. A full year of preparation. A full day of races have

led us all to this moment. And the bell will ring in

five... four... three... ...two... one... Ring it! [bell rings] Move your feet! Come on, Shelly! Come on! Wowie, wow, wieners!

That was a close one. Oh, we're gonna have to go

to the cameras to see that. [squeals] No, no, no! I'm still mad at you. But I'm really

proud of you, too. [laughs] Good job. This isn't over, Shelly.

We'll be back next year. Right, Princess? Miss Merryweather?

Um... you'll need

to come with us, with the security guard. We have to ask you

a few questions about

Merryweather Industries. Everything I did was within

the confines of the rulebook. You may not be technically

breaking the rules today,

Ms. Merryweather, but rule 4.26 clearly states

that we reserve the right to add a decimal point

to the rulebook. You wouldn't. Oh, wouldn't I. You may have bought your way

out of your last race. You can't ban me from racing,

Judge Brown. I'll find a way. I know you will. And I'll be right there,

waiting in the wings of the great Wiener Hall

to stop you. Now, take her away! Wiener Hall? So, do you think we're done

with this whole wiener dog

racing thing for a while? I don't know. Ask her. [man] Can I get a quick picture

of you two and Shelly? -Sure.

-Yeah. She is

an international treasure. [laughs] [camera clicks] Okay. I'm about

ready to head home. Got my bunny

loaded in the car. She was such a good find. And this, for my

mediation room. I just need to

fill my hug meter. [Jenny] Ah, so many hugs. [laughs] I'm sorry for tricking you. Hey, you put that brain

to some better uses, you might change the world. Maybe I can clone something. Just hope you don't

clone yourself. Hey! So, you're taking off? Yep. It's about that time.

Oh, Melanie called. She said she's

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