Wilby Wonderful Page #3

coffee on my way to lunch.

- Dan, right?

- Yeah.

Sandra Anderson.

Been away awhile. Just trying

to make a go of iggy's.

Do you remember iggy's?

No, it was closed

when I got here.

Right.

Listen, don't mind Irene.

She doesn't know

anything about anything.

She really should

just keep her hole shut.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Okay, well, we'll see you then.

Ding-ding.

Not another trace

of nothing anywhere.

Well, that's a lot though there.

- I'm gonna hold off on the report, though.

- How come?

'Cause I wanna get

these needles tested.

It looks like

they've never been used.

Oh uh

We'll do another search

tomorrow then.

Why is that, Stan?

You think there's gonna be a

lot of action up here tonight?

No, just You know, no.

Come on.

Right right.

Thank you.

Oh I should have

had the tuna melt.

This gravy's

yesterday's for sure.

I can't wait until you get

your kitchen running.

- Oh, we'll see.

- I'm telling you,

you get that dining room done, they'll

be lining up from here to Dover Beach.

- Emily's got herself a boyfriend.

- Oh my god!

- What's he like?

- Don't know, I just found out about it.

- She's sneaking off early in the morning to see him.

- I hope she's got protection.

We don't want her ending up like you.

Hold on. Hey, Mrs. corkum?

- Hello, Deena.

- You remember Sandra Anderson.

- Hi.

- Sandra's running iggy's now.

You should drop by.

She's gonna be doing lunch soon.

I've been away for a while.

I know you, though.

I went out with your

son in high school.

Oh yes, while he was

dating Pam hillman.

She was a lovely girl.

Bye, Deena.

Oh my god.

That woman wouldn't know class

if it crawled out of her ass

and started to speak French.

Hey, you're late. I've

gotta get out of here.

- Oh.

- Hi.

I thought you were Deena.

You wanna go for lunch?

- For lunch?

- Yeah.

We used to, you know,

go for lunch.

Oh, I had something.

- Sorry I'm late. Hey, buddy, what's new?

- Hi, Deena.

Oh you know, just

Um, why don't we

go for some coffee?

For coffee?

I gotta pee.

I've got 50,000 things on

the grill right now, buddy.

Plus the mayor

hasn't called yet.

So are they coming over

tonight or not, I don't know.

- Yeah, they're coming.

- How do you know?

I saw him this morning.

He said they were coming.

And you didn't mention it?

Did you tell them to call me?

- No, but

- For god's sake, buddy,

can we be working together here?

I'm talking about our future.

Our future?

Carol French.

Oh hi, Mr. Jarvis.

I'm leaving the office now,

so can you meet me

at the address I gave you?

10 minutes. Fine. Okay, bye.

Time now for

"community notebook."

The women's auxiliary of St.

Agnes by the sea hospital

hold their

strawberry pancake breakfast

and bone marrow drive

this Saturday at 10:00 am

at the legion hall

on garden road.

Admission is $5.

The first annual Wilby daze

festival runs all next month

and this is an early call

for table registration

for the flea market

and craft fair

which will be taking over the back

parking lot at bargain giant.

Registration

for the table begins

How heinous is summer school?

God, how heinous is algebra?

What do they mean "a equals"?

A equals apple?

MacKenzie, it's non-smoking.

There's nobody here.

- God, I hate my parents?

- Why?

They said that if I don't pass algebra

and physics, I don't get my car back.

- That sucks.

- Yeah, it's basically abuse.

Hey, can I take you

to the mall later?

I wanna buy you something.

- You don't have to buy me anything.

- But I want to.

Oh god, you two. Get a room.

Mmm That's the plan.

There's no smoking, miss.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Can I get another coffee please?

Oh yeah, sure.

- Is that him?

- Shut up.

- He's gorgeous.

- Shut up.

- Hello?

- Oh Mr. Jarvis?

Hi, come on in.

I'm just getting ready

for the open house tomorrow.

I had cleaners coming this morning,

but if you want something done right,

you've got to do it yourself.

Unfortunately, the gas smell was a

bit of a problem at your place.

The people were a bit put off.

Gas will do that.

I had someone from the

gas company drop by

and apparently

there was no leak.

So really it's just a problem

of dealing with the smell.

Now I can do that or you can do that.

It doesn't matter to me.

One more

Just sign here. There.

Okay, and here.

Perfect. I'll check on your

house when I'm done here then.

Perfect.

- Bye then.

- All right, bye-bye.

- Hi, buddy.

- Hi, duck.

Got a sec?

Uh sure.

- How are you doin'?

- Oh, not bad.

- And yourself?

- Fine, better than some.

Yeah.

So do you have any

Pull at the "Sentinel"?

What do you mean?

Like they're

planning on printing

those names from the

watch and all that.

- Apparently, yeah.

- And what is the point of that?

I mean, you can imagine

that's gonna have

a pretty bad effect

on some people.

- Like who?

- Hey, sexy?

- Duck, hi!

- Hi, Sandra.

Anyways, buddy,

I'm so glad to see you

because there's something

Oh yeah, you were saying

you had that trouble

With that thing with the

Thing right there.

Anyway, I'll

I'll see you around.

Yeah, well

I'll catch up

with you later, duck.

Yeah.

- Bye, duck.

- See you.

Those jeans look so hot on you.

- They were expensive.

- They were worth it.

They make your ass look amazing!

- Shut up.

- I'm serious.

Thank you for the stuff.

Don't you like it

when I kiss you?

No

No, I do.

I do.

- You're so beautiful.

- No, I'm not.

Could we go back to

your place for a while?

My mom's gonna be

home soon, so I

For a little while?

Yeah, for a little while.

Excuse me. Oh, it's you.

- Don't you have a phone?

- Yeah.

Well, why hasn't anyone been

able to get in touch with you?

I'm not home.

We have a very serious problem.

- With what?

- What do you think? With the banners.

- Oh?

- They're backwards!

- Backwards how?

- It's "Wonderful Wilby."

- What?

- You got it backwards.

- No.

- Yes.

I just put it

the way they gave it to me.

Who?! Who? On what,

on what, on what?

A piece of paper,

the people from the

- The woman from the

- Can you read?

Yeah.

What?! F*** the flowers, Deena!

It's two words,

it's two simple words.

They go together two ways,

the right way and the wrong way.

- I'm sorry.

- You're sorry. Shut up! You're sorry.

Do things the right way

and you won't have to be sorry.

It's that easy. Just do things the

way they're supposed to be done.

That's all I'm asking.

All I want is

for things to be done the

way they're supposed to be.

That's all I want. You're sorry?

You have no idea.

I work and I work

and I try and I try.

And I'm the one who's

And what's wrong with

talking about the future?

What are we doing if we're not

talking about the future?

How are things

supposed to get better?

And he wants to go for coffee?

I don't drink coffee.

I haven't had coffee since I

quit smoking six weeks ago.

"And how's that going?"

Oh great, oh fine,

thanks, thanks for asking!

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