Wild Page #3
And it nearly killed me.
You want some help?
Do I look like somebody who needs help?
Your boots. They're too small.
That's why you're losing toenails.
Yeah. You're right.
I only just realized it
the second you said that.
I thought they were
supposed to hurt that bad.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't have any money to buy new boots.
- Did you get them at REI?
- Yeah.
Well, you call 'em, you tell 'em,
and they'll have new boots
sent to your next stop.
- Seriously?
- Mmm.
And your pack, it's insane.
We need to do a little pruning.
Okay, so I'm gonna pick out
the stuff that's useless to you.
And you can leave it in the free box
unless you can give me a good reason
why you need it with you.
- Okay?
- Okay.
Ah, how's this working for you?
I stink.
I stink all the time.
And my armpits are the least of it.
Are you having much fun with these?
I've never used them once.
I don't know what
I was thinking with the saw.
You burning what you read?
You want me to burn books?
I know you're not gonna
become a Nazi, I promise you.
But you are gonna make
your pack a lot lighter.
Okay? So... Everything before
Kennedy Meadows...
Wait. Not those.
These will never be burned.
It's your weight.
I don't take pictures at night.
Never.
You... You need the whole roll?
What woman goes on a hike
and brings 12 condoms.
Hey, Ed!
Wait just a minute.
But you'll just send the boots there?
I don't have to do anything?
Thank you so much.
You will be my favorite company
forever and ever.
Okay.
Great.
So what's wrong with James Michener?
He's crap is what's wrong.
And which of his books
have you read that are so...
I haven't read any of his books.
I read things like Adrienne Rich
and Flannery O'Connor.
Which you do, too, now, by the way.
Doesn't it make a difference to you?
Um... I don't know what to say.
I love James Michener!
And I'm not going to stop loving him!
It must be so weird for you.
What?
That I'm just so much more sophisticated
than you were at my age, you know?
Yeah, that was the plan.
What was the plan?
I always wanted you to be
more sophisticated than me.
I just didn't realize
it would hurt sometimes.
Why do you put up with my crap?
You look so pretty in that dress.
And I'll make you another one soon.
What'd you decide about the snow?
Well, I'd like to push on,
if it's possible.
Well, Ed told me a lot of the hikers
went up the PC another 40 miles to Trail Pass.
- Yeah?
- And that's where they're getting forced off
by the snow.
And they're catching a bus
up to Reno and on to Truckee,
just, rejoining the trail
at a lower elevation.
I didn't come out here to ride buses.
You probably didn't come out here
to slide off the side
of a mountain, either.
True.
If you're worried
about cheating yourself,
just make your hike longer.
You know, just, uh... walk to Mount Hood
or the Bridge of the Gods.
The Bridge of the Gods?
I like the sound of that.
Either way, don't beat yourself up.
You, uh... you strike me as someone
who's done plenty of that already.
Can I ride my horse?
Bobbi Grey?
I'm sorry.
- How long?
- Can I ride my horse?
We'll be giving you radiation
to shrink the size of the tumors
along your spine.
The slightest jolt, it could crumble.
How long?
You all right, honey?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Hi, this is Paul.
Leave a message
and I'll call you back whenever I can.
Hey, sorry to call so late.
Thank you.
I'm in Reno. If you were here,
we could get divorced again.
Um...
Anyway, I... I'm still alive.
And that's all my news.
And the sum total
of what I've learned on my hike.
Okay. Bye.
Hi. I'm Cheryl.
I'm an unaccompanied female hitchhiker.
Would it be okay if I got into your car
so that you can rape and dismember me?
Hey, going north?
Yeah, I am, actually.
Okay, I just need a ride
about 12 miles up.
- Well, that's quite a backpack you got there.
- Thanks.
I can't offer you a ride
because I don't have any room.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I'm packed to the gills.
Jimmy Carter.
No relation.
I interview hobos for the Hobo Times.
Drive all over the USA.
And I have to tell you.
Lady hobos? Hard to find.
I think you're mistaken. I'm not a hobo.
Second of all, that's a real thing,
the Hobo Times?
Yeah, it's real enough to pay
for my rent and gas.
So, how long have you been
out on the road?
I'm not "on the road."
I'm hiking the Pacific Crest Trail.
I just had to bypass a chunk of it
because there was a snowfall this year.
Okay, so if you're not a hobo,
where do you live?
I'm probably going to live in Portland
when I get off the PCT.
This is so f***ing cool. I mean...
other female hobo in two years.
Let me reiterate to you,
I am not a hobo.
And that's probably because women
cannot walk out of their lives.
They've got kids to take care of,
they've got parents to look after.
You sound like a feminist.
I am.
That's excellent. That's fantastic.
I love feminists.
So you're trying to tell me
you're not a hobo,
so that means
you have a job then, right?
I've had a whole lot of different jobs.
Up until a couple of years ago,
I was studying.
I hope you don't think
this is too personal,
but I've noticed
it's often personal trauma
that forces people out of their life
and into the hobo life. Would you say
that's been the case for you?
This is my life.
I'm just taking a little time out.
This is not a hobo life.
I don't know what else to tell you.
- Can I get a shot?
- No! That...
Yeah, this should be in the fall issue.
A couple of my pieces have been
in some other magazines.
Harper's has expressed interest.
Harper's?
It's a New York magazine.
Pretty swanky, kind of a big deal...
Yeah, I know what Harper's is.
I want to write for Harper's one day.
I don't really feel like being
their centerfold Bum of the Month.
What's this?
Hobo care package. Thanks a lot!
Hmm.
What's your dog's name?
Stevie Ray. Got him the day he died.
The other Stevie Ray, I mean.
I love Stevie Ray.
Hey, put on Love Struck.
Just came to me
the second you got in this car.
Oh, shut up, Spider! Jesus!
Ignore him. He's nothing
but a horny old bastard.
You must be pretty tough,
hiking this f***ing trail.
I'm in a car with you, taking a ride.
That's not very tough.
That's a cute little boy. How old is he?
He was eight.
I'm so sorry.
He got hit by a truck
when he was riding his bike.
Five years ago.
He was a tough motherf***er,
too. Just like his mom.
I'm really sorry.
I know you are, sweetheart.
I was never me.
Don't. Okay? Don't. It's not over.
We're gonna find somebody who can
help you and we are gonna fight this!
I was always...
A mother or a wife.
I was never even
in the driver's seat of my own life.
I thought there was
so much time, you know?
And just when...
So many things were beginning.
Oh, well!
You've got to be kidding me.
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