Wild Cherry Page #4

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creation was held above all else.

Only through sex could men hope

to glimpse the higher power.

The life force that naturally

flows through women.

We are the mothers,

the creators

the controllers

of our relationships.

This is why you are here today.

To know the power of the p*ssy.

Now let us hold

hands and chant.

We are

women, givers of life

mothers of earth.

We give birth.

We are women.

Creation is ours.

Our monthly blood flow

gives us the power.

The power of the p*ssy,

the p*ssy, the p*ssy.

The power of the p*ssy.

Ah! Feel the power.

Is anyone else totally weirded out

by what just happened in there?

Yeah, just a little bit.

Are you guys crazy? That was amazing!

Please, come on. You loved it.

- You're insane, Chase!

- You loved it. - You're weird!

Helen!

Well, what do you

think of this bad boy?

What is that?

What's it look

like? A toilet.

You wanted your own bathroom in your room.

Now you're gonna get it.

I wanted this years ago.

It's too late now.

What are you talking about?

I'll have it in the closet by Friday.

Dad, why are you doing

this? It isn't fair!

So, let me get this straight.

You don't want your own bathroom?

Yes, I did, when I was 12.

I'm almost 18 now

and I'm moving out.

Also, did I mention you're

gonna get your own entrance?

I, uh, I'm gonna put in some

stairs and a door right here.

This way you can come

and go as you please.

Oh, and by the way, no curfew

as soon as you turn 18.

Dad, you're not doing this for

me, you're doing this for you.

I thought you were worried about me leaving,

but you're just afraid of being alone.

Okay, obviously you're not in the

mood to talk about this right now.

Get a dog!

Dad!

What?

Will you get this

toilet out of my room?

I can get a different seat.

Out!

I've got the theme

to our closing season party.

Pirate night.

You know?

'Cause we're the buccaneers.

And plates are awesome.

It's a wheel right now. It's not gonna be done.

I'm gonna need a little more help.

But eventually it 's gonna be

a ship, a big pirate ship.

Where's the poop deck?

Good question, Skeets, and since

you so graciously asked it

I will task you with

helping Franklin finish.

Oh, God.

Let's get back to work.

Who's that?

Oh, it's just Hannah.

So listen, I was, um

I was kinda hoping that we could

maybe be alone tomorrow night.

Okay.

Okay. I'll pick

Great.

Bye, sweetie.

Van Doren.

What are you doing

in here all by yourself?

Leave me alone, Skeets.

I have to study.

Really? Well, you know, I

can help you out with that.

If you go out with me.

No way.

Come on, Trish,

I know you want to.

Oh, yeah. Hey, stop.

Give that to me. I need that.

- Just go out with me.

- No! - Trishy.

Don't do lt.

Go out with me, Trish.

No. Stop!

I'll spray you with this soda.

Don't!

What's going on in here?

Trish started it.

Yeah, right! M r. Oswald, I was in here

doing my experiment when Skeets came in...

Clean this up, both of you.

When you're done, there's

more detention duties.

It's a date.

Hey, don't touch my binder.

You got a 49% on this test?

Wow, that was really

close there, Trish.

Better than you.

That's a pretty

confident statement.

Your ester links are all

messed up on question four.

And on question seven,

there's no hydrogen atom.

Now you know I'm smart, do

you wanna get naked or what?

This is so gross.

Oh, come on. I don't mind getting

down and dirty for Mother Earth.

Why do you have to be

such an ass all the time?

Come on, Trish, I'm joking.

No, you're being an idiot.

Why can't you just try being yourself for a change?

I am. Okay? I choose idiocy.

It's a cause I believe in.

This is high school. It's our last opportunity

to be complete morons and get away with it.

I have the grades to get into any school I

want, but once those doors open in June

all I'm gonna remember is the fun

stupid sh*t we did this place.

Like being an idiot?

Exactly.

Carpe freakin' diem.

I mean, what has being

myself ever done for me?

Well, for one,

I'd like you more.

You do want me.

So, you know I'm up

for anything, right?

Except for tea bagging. I don't know,

for some reason I find that offensive.

Um, so, when?

You know, I mean,

is Sunday okay?

Do you feel

pressured to do this?

No, why?

I mean, how about

from the guys?

I heard in some schools they actually keep

track of how many girls they sleep with.

No. No, I've never

heard anything like that.

No?

L... Why would

they do that?

That doesn't even make

any sense, you know?

Uh, we should go for a drive

before my dad picks me up.

Uh, yeah, but I got

my car so I was...

Let's go.

Strap in tight.

You're gonna need it.

Oh. Talking smack.

I like lt.

Whoa!

Hey, Helen.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey!

Helen, what are you doing?

Are you all right?

Yeah. No,

I'm all good.

I just can't believe he

lied to me, that's all.

H m. I like this one.

Can't believe you're shocked.

- Easy! We're still dating.

- So?

Well, we're still gonna have sex

when the football season's over.

We're going separate ways next year.

That's really freaky.

Gimme a turn.

I hooked up with Franklin the

other day in the audio closet.

What?

I gave him some boob action.

No way.

Move. I wanna

see myself.

It's funny you say that, because Skeets

came by the chemistry lab yesterday

and he was actually really nice.

I mean, he's different when he's alone.

Still an ass,

but he's different.

What are you two talking about?

What?

You're just targets for those guys.

There's no relationship, there's no love.

Oh, Helen, aren't

you so important?

Like you and Stanny boy are the

only ones worthy of doing it.

We actually do love each other.

We've never said it yet, but it's true.

You're being so naive.

Look, emotional love crap aside,

you're not ready to have sex yet

because you can't

even enjoy it.

How do you expect some guy to make you feel

something you can't even make yourself feel?

Have you used your

birthday present yet?

No.

Your name's in the book right next to ours.

You need to get over yourself.

Oh, my God, what are you doing?

I, uh, I'm-I'm

making a salad.

Well, you can't.

I can't?

No.

Why not?

Because I need to talk

to you right now.

Okay. Wha-what,

what's going on?

Those brochures from the schools

that you left in my room

they're actually not so bad.

Really?

That's terrific, you know

because I've been thinking about

what we were talking about yesterday

and the last thing I wanna be

is selfish with you, you know

'cause I really want

what you want.

- I don't want you to get hurt.

- Oh!

But there are still some things

that I can teach you about life

and about relationships

and about men.

I can take care of myself.

That's not what I'm saying.

What are you saying?

I'm saying don't make

guys your everything.

Okay, I won't.

I promise.

I don't want you to ever

make a guy your cake.

Okay.

I don't even want you to make

a guy the icing on your cake.

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