Wild Cherry Page #6

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What are you so afraid of?

Mom?

Yes, your mom.

I just don't want

you to get hurt again.

You don't think I think about that?

I haven't lived with her since I was 12.

I wanna get to know her.

I love you, Dad, but I need

to go to Paris by myself.

I think so. I mean, she was...

she was yelling a lot.

Uh, she, I-I mean, at the

time I didn't know what it was

but, uh, you know, she-she

was smiling and enjoying it

so I think yeah,

I-I would say so.

No.

Um, I mean, no.

No, I didn't.

I still haven't. Sucks.

Uh, I think she did,

but who really knows?

I may be Mr. Magoo

But I see through you

You got a way To suck me in and

then You spit me out again

We're good to go.

Nearly there.

To keep me blind

Diggin' that silly

Old grin of mine

If I give you my world

And you don't want it

That's just fine

I'm Mr. Magoo but I

See right through you

Bon appetite.

Chase?

Hi, Franklin.

You liking what

you're seeing so far?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wanna dance?

You know, I'm great right now.

You sure?

Excuse me.

Van Doren, hey.

Do you need some ice for that?

No, thanks.

Uh, can you sit down?

Because I just wanna show you something.

Okay.

Okay. I wrote you

a little song.

Really?

Yeah, it's a little rough,

so just bear with me. Okay?

First time I saw you

We were in biology

You looked pretty hot

In those tight blue jeans

And even though I know You're

not quite as bright as me

But there's still only One

thing that I would like to see

That is oh I want

To Van Do you Van Doren

Hey.

Listen, I wanna

tell you something.

What?

I've been thinking about

it a lot lately and...

What? Tell me.

I wanted to tell you

that I love you.

It just made me realize

how much I care about you

how much I appreciate you and I just...

I wanted to be there for you and wait.

Hold on for one second.

Sorry, sorry to interrupt.

Um, Trish, can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah.

Sorry, hang on.

Chase.

I gotta go.

See ya.

What's up?

I think the boys

are up to something.

What are you talking about?

Because...

Sabrina?

No, you didn't?

What?

Sex, Sabrina, sex.

No, no, l...

Hey.

Thanks. I'm going

to get a drink.

Okay, I did it.

I totally did it.

It was amazing,

can you believe it?

I felt more feelings

and sensations than

I've ever felt before.

It hurt in the beginning,

but then it felt great.

Think I'm in love with him.

Sabrina

Scar?

Where are the pills?

Okay.

What? Gimme those.

Whoa, Chase. Chase!

Come on, do you want

It to work or not?

Oh, ice.

Right, good, yeah.

This'll be a drink

they'll never forget.

Make it cold and appetizing.

There we go.

Okay. First one

for Stanny boy.

He deserves this.

He's a liar.

Perfect. Oh wait.

Just a few more just in case.

Who wants a drink?

Franklin, just the guy I was looking for.

Would you like a drink?

Yeah.

It's Chase's famous recipe.

Is it? What's

In it? Marshmallows?

Enjoy.

Thanks.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Whoo. Salty.

Mm. Oh, that's nasty.

You like it?

Yeah, it's good.

It's just, you know, it's strong.

Drink up.

Mm.

Wow.

You trying to get

me drunk, huh?

Something like that.

Yeah?

Let me get you another one.

Okay, yeah.

I'll just, uh, I'll be here.

Hey, what's happening, man?

Chillin'.

Good party, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, ah.

Dude, what?

You're drinking my spooge, man!

Who else drank this?

Everyone.

Oh, God!

Hey, it's getting out

of hand. We gotta go.

All the guys are out there

with raging boners.

Does anybody

else feel kinda...

No, no.

No, no.

The dosage we used

was too high.

I may have accidentally put

in a few too many pills.

Guys, come on, slow down.

Is he gonna be okay?

Hey, you take care,

Stanny boy, all right?

I warned him about you.

You're such a tease.

Look what you did.

What do you mean what I did?

That was an accident.

You told me they were safe.

I thought they were, okay?

How am I supposed to know you're not

supposed to put that many pills?

You know, if it weren't for you

two, I would have had sex by now

and Stan and I would be happy.

But no.

Stop blaming us, okay?

If you really wanted to have

sex that bad, you would've.

It's not dependent on what we say.

It's your choice.

Hey.

How are you?

Talk to me.

You-you did this to me.

What else is there to talk about?

What about you? There was no truce.

You didn't stop.

All you cared about was the bang

book and your little football team.

It was just a stupid

superstition between us guys.

You know, like putting your right shoe

on before your left. It wasn't real.

We're not talking

about shoes here.

Yeah, I know we're not.

Okay, that's why I thought

tonight was our thing.

You know, like we said, a clean

slate between me and you.

I didn't care what anyone else did, you know?

We were more than that.

You didn't trust me.

That's why I ended up in a

hospital with a cast on my...

Look, let's just

forget about all this.

Come on. I'm sorry, okay?

Let-let me make it up to you.

No. No, just stop, all right?

I don't have anything else to say to you. Okay?

Just go.

Hey, Helen.

Why aren't you getting ready?

Aren't you going

to Stanford's game?

We're on an indefinite break.

What-what happened?

I said and did some

pretty stupid stuff.

You said and did some

pretty stupid stuff?

That's my girl.

Runs in the family.

You wanna talk about it?

You don't wanna know.

Hey, I'm your dad.

Come on, give me a try.

We put sex pills in the punch in the party

and then Stanford ended up in the hospital

with a raging boner

that wouldn't go down.

Can you please go back in time

and never tell me that story?

Dad, what's wrong with me?

I'm so stupid.

I can't do anything right.

Hey, come on, stuff happens.

Sometime your partner's gonna

end up in the hospital

with his junk in a sling.

Junk?

Uh, it's an old gym term.

Anyway, my point is that you're gonna

make mistakes in life, you know

and there's just

no avoiding it.

You know, when I was 19,

I hitchhiked around Europe.

Everywhere.

I slept in the park,

got drunk quite a bit.

Then I got robbed by gypsies.

- Gypsies?

- Yeah.

They took my money,

my passport, and...

but they didn't take my trombone,

which I considered a sign of respect.

Well, it was the best

worst time of my life.

Wouldn't trade a minute of it.

Why didn't you ever tell me

this kind of stuff sooner?

I don't know.

I wasn't ready.

I was embarrassed.

I didn't want you to go.

Hey. Here.

I got you this.

Dad!

Your mom is lovely

and beautiful

and funny and charming.

I hate her but you're gonna

get along great with her.

But, um...

Are you gonna be

okay without me?

I'll be fine.

I'm gonna go find those gypsies.

See you later.

Hi.

I'm really, really sorry about

what I said the other night.

Well, we can't stay

mad at you forever.

Luckily for you,

we love you too much.

It's all good.

Sit down.

Thanks.

Did you change your

hair? You look different.

Uh, no.

Guess again.

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