Wild Country Page #2

I half hope the bastard comes back.

I'll cut his f***in' balls off.

- F***in' mental man!

Get that to f***!

What do you think, Kelly?

I don't think some saddo pervert

should chase us away. - I agree.

Aye, me too.

- And me.

So it's settled then?

Louise?

Fine, but I doubt

I'll sleep too good.

Maybe we should set up a watch.

Good idea.

You and me'll take it in shifts.

I'll go first.

Couldn't you sleep?

- Nah. What are you up to?

Listen, Lee,

I'm sorry about...you know.

Do I? I'm tryin' to think what you...

Ah, you mean the boot in the balls?

No bother. I know you like

a bit of the rough stuff.

Wanna do yours?

Right there.

- I don't think so.

Oh aye, what have we here?

You got to be f***in' kidding me!

Sh*t! Where I'm I meant to go?

- I don't know. Just f*** off, okay?

Do us this one favour.

Do you know how much of a wanker

you are? F***in' freezing out here!

Never mind him. Mark, piss off!

- It's f***in' alright for some!

That's a liberty.

Desperate men do desperate things.

- Do they now? - Yeah.

Don't suppose there's any chance...

D'you want another boot in the balls?

Alright, calm down for f***'s sake.

Can you hear that?

What?

Kelly Ann, where are you going?

F***'s sake!

Kelly Ann?

What are you doing?

For f***'s sake!

There's no way I'm going in there.

I tell you, I'm not following you!

Did you see the sign?

- Aye, I seen it.

What the f*** is that smell?

I guess that was our abandoned baby.

Lee, come here, quick!

Shine your torch down there.

What the f***...?

Hey, what is this place?

Jesus, it is a wee'un!

You alright?

What it is?

No f***in' way!

Sh*t!

Let's just take the baby

and get out of here.

Aye, good idea.

Just f***in' pick him up!

Right, move.

Come on!

I think he's hungry.

Good! Can we get the f*** outta here?

Wait, Lee! - What?

- Give me your jacket. It's freezing.

Sh*t... that was my mobile!

Let's just get out of here, eh? Go.

Come on!

- Here, hold him.

Here, here.

- Alright!

Get up, wee man. We need to go.

There's a f***in' head up there!

This is serious, Mark, we need to go.

- Where did you get the baby?

What the f***?

- Get out, Lee!

The sheep-shagger's head

is up at the castle!

What?

The sheep-shagging pervert is cut up

and Kelly Ann found a baby.

What the f*** is going on, man?

- Where is Kelly Ann?

Cool it, she's in her tent.

- Is this a wind-up?

What the f***'s going on?

What are you doing?

He's hungry.

We should move it, Kelly...

He has to be fed.

What is it?

I think he's got a wee tooth.

What kind of mother leaves

a wee thing like that out to die?

She could have put it up

for adoption. - It's a him.

I want to see this head.

- It's just as ugly as before.

Cut your head off!

- I'm shitting myself! - Shut up,

this is serious. David, your mobile?

It needs to be charged.

- Oh, good!

What's your like?

- I lost it up there.

Oh, good!

Anyone else got one? Louise?

- I left mine at home. - Mark?

We'll just have to get the baby down

and the police up. - So what...

So, let's go!

I am going to boot

that Father Steve's arse.

We're not going the right way.

- We are.

If it's away from that head,

it's the right way.

What was that?

Where's Mark?

- He was right behind me.

Wee man, don't f*** about!

There's his torch.

Oh Jesus!

Louise, stop it!

Leave it...

I've got a baby here! - Louise!

What's she doin' with the baby?

Get off her! - What are you doing,

prick? She could've hurt the baby.

F*** the baby! F*** it!

That's my wee brother down there!

What is it?

- Where is it? - There!

Run!

It's coming!

Stand still. - What?

- Just do it. Louise, no!

Louise, stand still!

We have to stay together.

It won't attack us if we're together.

So nobody straggles, nobody gets

separated, nobody gets left behind.

What is that f***in' thing?

I mean,

what could have done that to him?

Well, maybe it's from a zoo

or a safari park or something.

When was the last time

you were at a safari park, Louise?

A while ago. - Me too, but I'd

remember seeing something like that.

Well, we never got a good look at it.

It could be a lion or something.

Aye, maybe.

But what about the baby?

Maybe it was saving it for later.

Sorry, Kelly.

Whatever it is,

it's not gonna get him now.

I wonder where his parents are?

- Probably in that pile of bones.

D'you think it's still following us?

- I doubt it. - I don't.

Wait.

- What is it?

He's slipping.

Right.

You alright?

Louise!

You okay?

Are you hurt?

- Will you say something, please!

I can't move my arm.

I think it's my shoulder.

What now?

One of us will have to get her.

- We should stick together.

Kelly can't go down with the baby

and we can't leave her there.

Alright, I get it. I'll go.

Make a sling. Use your belt.

She's has to walk up out of there.

- Okay.

I'm coming down, Louise!

Be careful, man.

Help...

Where are you, you bastard?

Oh my God!

Over there!

David, hurry!

David, it's coming, it's over there!

What are we going to do?

Run, you bastard!

Leave her alone!

Go away!

- David, run!

Louise, don't look at it.

- It's going to be okay.

Get to f***!

F*** off!

Leave her!

F*** off!

Louise, don't move.

- Leave her!

Stay still.

It's coming! Quick, David, please!

You better get down there.

I'm not leaving you and the baby.

We're safe up here.

Louise isn't. Go!

David, I'm coming down there!

Louise, don't look at it!

Louise, don't look at it.

- David, move!

Louise, we're coming.

- It's okay.

Hail Mary, full of grace,

the Lord is with thee.

Hurry up!

Holy Mary, mother of God,

pray for us sinners...

David, go!

No, go back!

Look! It's going after Kelly Ann!

Run, run!

Watch out, guys!

It's f***ing coming back!

F***ing got it!

It's my fault.

- Don't be daft, Kelly.

Were you supposed to let it

get you and the baby?

It's nobody's fault but that thing's.

It's gonna kill us all.

- Shut up!

We'll never make it down from here.

- I said, shut up!

We'll make it.

- You think so?

Walking miles through the dark?

No chance! It's too clever.

It'll pick us off one by one.

Clever? It's an animal!

He's right, it is clever.

It used Louise to draw both of you

down there so it could come after me.

Well f*** it then, we're all dead!

Not unless we kill it first.

With what?

We've got a knife.

- Aye, one wee knife.

It's got claws and fangs...

and killer halitosis for all we know.

We could sharpen sticks

and makes spears. - Brilliant!

Have you got a better idea, like?

Alright, say we've got our big sticks

and wee knife,

we're still out in the open,

in the middle of nowhere.

You saw how fast that thing moves.

We'll never get near it!

Yes, but... we know where it lives.

You mean go back to the castle?

At least we wouldn't be out

in the open any more.

Maybe we can find a place

to hole up for the night.

A place we can defend.

And maybe we'll get lucky

and kill the f***er!

I don't know about this...

You couldn't stick a whelk

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