Wild Tales Page #6

Stop it!

A**holes!

A**holes!

Leaving already?

No, no, stay.

We worked it out.

Really, don't worry, come with me.

Stop, I'm getting dizzy!

Relax, this is great!

Stop it, please!

Did you ever go to that amusement park?

The one they closed down

because the rollercoaster flew off the...

Call a doctor!

...and she threatened to take

every last dime,

even all his properties...

- We're taking her home...

- Yes, that'd be the best.

I'm very sorry about this.

It was still a wonderful party.

Excuse me, please.

Most of the cuts are superficial,

they'll heal quickly.

But we'll take her in just to make sure

that no tendons are torn.

Does she have good medical insurance?

Romina, please, go back inside.

I'm just asking about her insurance.

Great. Stay there.

I'm fine.

Romi, dear, are you okay?

- Are you sure?

- Yes, don't worry. Relax.

Why don't we use this break

to cut the cake?

Come on, girls,

don't leave me hanging here.

Come on, girls.

It's been a terrible night,

but now I want to relax

and enjoy my wedding.

I don't think I'll get married again.

Now!

Romi!

Mili, you got it!

I can't believe it!

A picture with Mili!

Wouldn't you like to marry Mili?

Come on!

All the rest may be bullshit,

but let's prove the ring tradition

comes true!

Wouldn't that be great?

Stop, Romi.

Kiss...

We should do the garters,

toss the bouquet...

Do you want to continue

or call this off?

We're calling it off.

We're calling it off.

But why? You're such a party pooper!

Girls, here it goes!

Besides, we still haven't had

the hot pastrami.

Boy, that was expensive!

Ariel, tell them.

We spent a whole week arguing

about the pastrami.

We decided on it, we paid for it,

and now I want some.

Romina! Stop it!

Let everyone go home.

This isn't a joke.

My family's lawyer even suggested

I press charges against you.

Don't tell me this is all mommy's idea.

Cut it out, Romina!

Your mom is a real...

wedding planner.

Stop it!

What did I do to you?

It was nothing compared to

what you're doing to me!

Son,

please, calm down.

Please.

God...

Shoot this, Nestor.

Nestor, turn the camera on.

You too, get over here.

Shoot this, please.

If I get married again...

If I ever find a guy who's worth it...

I'm going to show this video

at our wedding!

I'll even watch this with my kids.

Instead of Dora the Explorer

and all that crap, I'll play this video.

I know!

I'll put it on one of those digital picture

frames that play photos

in a loop!

Get off my daughter, b*tch.

Stay out or it's hell!

I was going to help you, Bocha.

(Luca, some here.

Honey, are you all right?

Doctor!

You take care of her,

you take him.

What is he on?

Nothing, he had an emotional shock.

No drugs here...

Can you walk?

What's the name of the bride?

Romina...

I need you to sit down so

I can take your blood pressure.

A chair, Mauro!

Sit down.

Take his jacket off, please.

Can you sit down?

Are you okay?

Relax, Romi, relax.

Can you get her some water'?

Easy, Romi.

You just need to rest.

Wait, Ariel.

Calm down.

It's fine.

Nothing happened.

We are all right. Okay?

Relax.

No, Ariel!

Easy.

To my father

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