Wilson
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
- $652,997
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WILSON:
Rememberwhen we were kids?
Life was all there
in front of us,
waiting to happen.
(laughing)
You could be an astronaut
or the President,
whatever the hell you wanted.
Every day was an adventure,
and things were only going
to get better.
Then the years pass
and you start to see...
that it's all a big fairy tale.
Total bullshit.
(groans)
I'm no genius,
but I like to think I've figured
a few things out along the way.
For one thing, modern
civilization is a scam.
A sad, pointless charade
built on lies.
You have to have the courage
to go your own way.
Happiness is hard to come by.
Sure as hell
aren't gonna find it
in some stupid gadget.
There you are, tapping
on some little box...
while the real sh*t is happening
all around you, dumb-ass.
(affectionately)
I hate you so much.
Yes, I do, yeah.
I hate you.
Don't get me wrong,
I've got nothing
but love for
I'm a people person all the way,
one hundred percent.
(GASPS) Look at you.
What a pretty dog!
Look at those ears.
What's your name?
What's your name?
(IN CHILD'S VOICE)
My name is Pepper.
And I'm five years old.
And this morning...
I was a bad, bad girl.
WILSON:
People getreally creeped out
when you talk
in the fake dog voice.
us has a story to tell...
and we're all part of
the human family.
How tragic we've lost
all sense of community.
A sense of camaraderie
with our friends and neighbors.
You mind if I sit here?
I don't think there's anyone
sitting at those tables.
Don'tcha? Don'tcha
like the sunny spot?
middle of something, so...
Working man, eh?
Good deal.
Wife? Kids?
Hey, a**hole!
I'm talking to you.
WILSON:
Nobody has actualconversations anymore.
It's a real shame.
I mean, everybody's got
something valuable to offer
if you just take
the time to listen.
Nope. Sorry.
Saggy-balls motherf***er!
(LAUGHING)
WILSON:
And ifyou're lucky enough
to find a friend or two
in this world...
well, brother,
you've hit the jackpot.
So...
what did Wilson
think of our news?
I didn't tell him yet.
Oh, God, not another kid!
(LAUGHS) No, no.
It's just we were thinking
we might want to
move somewhere...
where we could actually
afford to buy a house.
Show him the pictures.
Where is this?
St. Louis.
Missouri?
(LAUGHING) Jesus Christ.
St. Louis?
It's actually
a pretty interesting town.
Oh, okay, that flies
in the face of everything
I've ever heard...
about St. Louis
in particular
and Missouri at large!
What the hell
do you know about it?
Look, I get it.
You don't want to have to be
the ones to cart poor old...
Wilson to the hospital
when he conks out.
Get out while the going's good.
Smart move!
Holy sh*t.
This has nothing to do
with you, Wilson.
Oh, that's nice!
Thanks for thinking of me!
I always knew
that she hated me...
you were my best friend!
He's your only friend!
Jodie!
No, I'll be f***ed if I sit here
and let you give us
Why don't you
get off your lazy ass
and go find some
new f***ing friends?!
Jesus Christ!
WILSON:
Life can bea difficult business.
We need to be thankful
for everything we have.
Caveman was happy
with the roof over his head...
a day's supply of food,
and a family to
share his burden.
Honey, I'm home!
What's for dinner?
Well, two out of three.
That's not so bad, I guess.
(PHONE RINGING)
(SIGHS)
Of all the times to call!
Hello?
He what?
(DOG BARKING)
Hey-
Honey, you're so beautiful!
Yeah, we're gonna
have so much fun!
So, I don't know
how long I'll be.
It's a family emergency.
I hope it's nothing serious.
Oh, hell, yeah.
It's serious.
Yeah, my old man
has terminal cancer.
I am so sorry.
I lost my brother to lymphoma.
You take as much time
as you need.
And don't worry about anything.
I'll take such good care of her.
Um...
She needs to have
these pills every...
Is this our new little friend?
Who's this crazy kid, man?
Who's this guy?
Diego.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, I thought it was just you.
Diego lives here with me.
He helps out a ton
with the animals.
Okay, yeah. That's just...
How do you know he's not
some crazy dog f***er?
He's not.
No, I'm not.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON PA)
(SNORING)
Ooh.
Where you headed, bro?
I'm sorry. What?
Where you going?
I'm going home.
Ah.
dad in the hospital.
Stage-four lung cancer.
Took a bad turn last night.
Fell in the shower.
Sorry, to hear that.
So, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
What do you do?
What?
I'm sorry, what?
What's your line?
Your job.
J-CD-B?
Um, I do management consulting,
mostly in the I.T. sector.
Oh, no kidding!
Because I do some...
C.N.P.-ing
in the
V. H.C-slash-1 -G-Q-point..
Come on, man.
Nobody actually
understands that bullshit.
I mean I want to know...
what are the actual
activities of your day?
(STAMMERING)
You know,
different things. I, um...
Meetings, uh,
phone calls, reports.
But, you know, I mostly, uh...
primarily focus on manage...
(SNORING)
Listen, brother,
forty years from now
you're gonna be
on your deathbed saying:
"Where did it all go?
"What did I do with
those precious days?
"Some shitwork
for the oligarchs?"
and I've worked my ass
off to get there.
How did we end up like this?!
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
WILSON:
Okay, so...this is it, I guess.
When Mom died it just happened,
you know, but...
you have the chance
to leave me with something.
Couldn't you...
see that I needed you
to tell me just one time...
that you loved me?
(SOBS) Or that
you hated me, or...
something.
Something besides the problems
with your goddamn garden.
If you can hear me,
just squeeze my hand.
(VOICE BREAKING) Just...
come on, f***er!
Dad?
Something?
It's too late, isn't it?
(SOBBING)
There it is.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(LAUGHING)
You have any kids of your own?
Excuse me?
Do...
you...
have any Nios of your own?
Two. But they grown up.
Hell of a job doing what you do.
I can't imagine what it's
like working for some...
a**hole whitey f***ers
who can't even be bothered to...
raise their own family.
I got to go.
That's okay.
I got it covered.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just...
My dad just passed on and...
It's weird, I can't even...
(STAMMERS) I never thought
I'd say "passed on."
He died.
We used to play ball.
Right out there.
If it wasn't for him, I'd
throw like a damn p*ssy.
He was a good...
man, in general, you know?
(SOBBING)
Who's that?
It's me, Wilson.
I wanted to see
Can I come in?
You want some beet juice?
F***, no!
(FLY BUZZING)
You seen Meyers lately?
Nah.
Guy's an a**hole.
Hmm.
My dad died.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of...
My old man's still alive.
Motherf***er won't die.
(SCOFFS)
He f***ing will not die.
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