Wilson Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
- $652,997
- 215 Views
93 years old. I'm literally
counting the seconds.
Well, I just...
I don't have any family left.
And I've known you...
since we were, what,
nine years old? Ten?
I don't have a single
person who shares
my same memories, you know?
Lucky you.
(SIGHS)
You know...
people always said that
you were kind of "difficult,"
but I don't know,
I guess that...
Who said that?
F***ing Ted Kuby?
No. No, no.
I think that...
I need to change my life
a little bit. Just...
you know, meet some
new people and...
shake things up a...
Ugh...
Excuse me.
I'm thinking to...
try dating again
a little bit, you know?
Yeah, I gave up on
women a long time ago.
You bust your f***ing ass...
and what do you get?
Empty f***ing bank account?
Getting bitched at all the time?
It's a f***ing fool's errand!
You know, Olsen,
I was thinking that maybe
But I guess...
I sort of forgot...
what a toxic soul-draining
vampire you really are.
And by the way, those
grapes have turned.
(HORNS HONKING)
MAN:
Pull over, dumb-ass!It's my dad's car!
WOMAN:
Nice driving, a**hole!Everybody's in a hurry.
Hey, could you
hand me that chicken?
Oh, sure. Here.
Hold this.
Okay.
(SQUEAKING)
Okay.
Twelve dollars?
Oh, my God.
Are you f***ing serious?
That's twelve dollars?
Oh, I know.
It is a total racket.
They know that pet
owners are all damaged
and neurotic and we will...
happily throw our money
at the most nonsensical
crap just to...
buy a little affection.
Yeah. Yeah, no sh*t.
No sh*t.
(CLATTERS)
(SOFTLY) Oh, sh*t.
(ENGINE STARTING)
What the f***?
I am so, so, so sorry.
My, uh...
I'm just not used to this car.
It's actually okay.
It's fine.
Well, it looks like
you have maybe a crack
or a crease or a dent.
That was already there.
Why don't we exchange
information?
Just in case...
You know.
It looked like
he did it on purpose.
It's fine, okay?
It's fine. Thank you.
But excuse me!
Before you go, um...
(CHUCKLES) ls there any
chance that we could, uh...
maybe go out sometime?
I felt like we had a spark
or something back there.
Why does every f***ing psycho
always pick on me, man?
What the f***
did I ever do wrong?
Get away from my car.
(ENGINE STARTS)
I'm not a psycho, lady.
What the heck
crawled up her ass?
Yeah, no kidding.
I'd be pretty stoked
if some random guy
tapped my car just to
get into my pants.
MAN:
My, my, my,my, my, my, my, my, my
My angel lover
My, my, my, my, my, my, my
My angel lover
Oh, Christ, I haven't
done this in a long time.
Me, neither. I don't get
asked out on too many dates.
Oh, men can be cruel.
Looks aren't all that
important to me.
Whoa. That's good.
Wow, this place has got
1,748 reviews on Yelp.
And what the hell
does that even mean?
(WILSON LAUGHS)
Yelp.
Aren't you a little old
to be doing all that
computer stuff?
(LAUGHS)
I'm totally addicted.
You know, it just feels
so undignified to me.
I mean, in the end
you're just sitting
all alone staring at a screen.
It's just so sad.
I would be a lot
lonelier without it,
that's for sure.
Have you ever
been married? Kids?
No.
I lived with this guy
for six years once,
but then one day
he just says, "Guess what!"
"I'm a big homo...
"and I find all women
totally disgusting."
Jeez. You know, my wife
left me 17 years ago.
Walked out, got an abortion.
Moved to L.A. No explanation.
Nothing.
My one chance at a family, poof.
Yeah, everything was fine
all that time
until he just up and says...
"I'm into dudes," you know?
I'm done with her.
I just need to move on,
find somebody new.
Not you necessarily, but...
Did you ever do
a People-finder search,
or even just Google?
Well, my friend
tried it once, but nothing.
Forget it, I'm done.
I'll find her.
What's her name?
(CHUCKLES)
Pippi. My Ex? Uh...
Pippi.
Pippi what?
Pippi Carmichael.
But like I said,
you won't find a...
Here's
a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins.
Wait. Are you serious?
Uh, yeah.
That's her sister.
(CHUCKLES)
Well, she's all over here.
She's got a big presence.
Really? So...
Oh, yikes! That's...
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah, she's right over
there in Silverdale.
So...
after six years, this
guy's all, "I love you,
"but I just don't see
a future for us."
And I'm like, "I get it, dude.
You're into penis.
"So am I. But...
"couldn't you have
just told me that
"before I let myself
go all to sh*t?"
(LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES)
WILSON:
Recognize this voice?Because I recognize yours.
No.
No.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
No, see it's Wilson!
(SIGHS)
Jesus Christ, Polly, spare me
the history lesson, okay?
I'm just...
calling to find out
if there's any news from Pippi.
Hmm.
Got to be around here somewhere.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
Watch your door.
Thank you.
Excuse me, sir?
Just a second.
Watch the door.
Quick question:
Can you tell me where
a guy could find some
p*ssy in this town?
Oh, you're looking
for a strip club, huh?
Uh... Well, no,
that's for suckers.
I'm looking for the kind
you can actually f***.
Looking for a hooker?
That's it, exactly.
I'm looking
for my ex-wife.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Hey. How you doing?
Oh, good.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
What's going on?
Okay.
Have you ever seen this woman?
Now, this is
an old picture, so she...
probably looks much,
much worse now.
Bruises from the drug use
and beatings.
Frizzy coke hair.
Waxy skin.
You, of all people,
know the drill.
Her name's Pippi,
but I'm sure she's got some...
florid nom de guerre now
like, uh...
"Klimaxx" or something.
I don't know no Klimaxx.
According to her sister,
she recently located
back here from L.A.
I'm sorry, I don't know her.
Okay. Well, in that case,
I guess I'll...
take a blowj*b then.
All right.
Ooh.
I should've brought my wallet.
WILSON:
Belinda, do youBELINDA:
Stay the f***away from us.
We don't want nothing to do
with that crazy b*tch.
Don't talk to him.
Look. It's torture for me
to see you guys, too...
especially hatch
hatchet-face over here...
but I need to know
if you've seen Pippi.
She's working at some
restaurant by the lake.
That's all we know.
Now please...
f*** off.
A restaurant?
What restaurant?
F*** off!
Oh, we close
at 9:
00 tonight. Sorry.Oh, no, that's okay.
I just wanted to ask...
Do you have a Pippi
working here?
Like Pippi Longstocking?
Oh...
You don't ever want
to call her that.
Her sister says that
she's fallen on hard times.
You know, drugs, prostitution,
who knows what else.
I guess she's trying to get her
sh*t back together, but...
I blame her father.
Rich Republican prick.
But that's a pretty good way
to get back at him, I suppose.
"Hey, I'm blowing strangers
for drug money, Daddy.
"What do you
think of me now?"
This looks
like Lynne. Lynne!
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Two Pinot Noir, please!
I don't get the Lynne thing.
Why "Lynne"?
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Wilson" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 23 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/wilson_23506>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In