Win It All Page #6

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and just...

[waitress] Hey, can I interest you guys

in dessert?

Um...

[waitress] Well, I'll just leave

these two menus here for you, okay?

- [Eddie] Thank you.

- [waitress] You're welcome.

Thanks.

What do you think?

You want a dessert, or...

- Not really.

- "Not really."

- You like this place?

- Yeah... Well, it's not my kind of place.

Well, it's not my kind of place either.

[chuckles] I was just here to impress you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- I didn't know.

- Yeah.

- You know what?

- What?

I'm gonna take you to my kind of place.

- Okay, good.

- Yeah?

This is gonna be fun.

- I don't wanna do this.

- No, you do want to do this.

- I don't wanna do this.

- You're gonna do it, okay?

- Okay.

- No, seriously.

- You have to dance!

- Okay! Okay!

- Okay, fine. Yeah. I'll try...

- Just dance.

- Whoa! Okay?

- Okay. Let's go. Let's dance.

- Come on!

- Okay! Okay! Okay!

One, two, three. That's it?

- One, two, three.

- That's it!

- One, two, three. Okay.

- That's it.

- You look so sexy dancing.

- No, you're just saying that.

- No, you look sexy.

- Yes, I know. You ready?

[dance music playing]

[both laughing]

- [song stops]

- [applause and cheering]

[dance music playing in distance]

- You go. You go.

- No.

- Just you.

- Come on.

You go. You go.

[dance music playing]

[Eva moans and giggles]

- [Eva] Mnh-mnh.

- [Eddie] Mm-hmm.

[Eva giggles] Mnh-mnh.

I have to go.

Let me come inside.

You can't.

- Yes, I can. I'll be so quiet.

- No.

- I'll be quiet.

- Are you crazy?

Please let me come inside.

No, my mom and daughter are inside.

I know. I know. But I'll be so quiet,

they'll never even know.

- I'll be out so fast.

- [laughs] Quiet.

I'll be in and outside

of the house so fast.

- Oh, my God. No.

- Please, please...

No, don't ruin it.

- I don't wanna ruin it.

- It's too fast.

- I know.

- Okay? No.

- I need to go.

- No, wait a second.

[both moaning]

[door opens]

[Ron] Hey, ding-dong.

What's wrong with this picture?

- [Eddie] I don't know.

- This is in my hand, not your hand.

- Well, I didn't have the gas.

- I know. That's why I'm here.

That's why I was stuck on Western

for about an hour, to bring you gas.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

- I am not f***ing kidding you, man.

You're making this my fault?

- You need gas to run a mower, correct?

- No sh*t! But that's not my job!

I got, like, five other jobs

I gotta go to.

Julio was literally down by the schoolyard

with a broken mower belt,

with a half-finished lawn!

Looks like crop circles!

Don't give me those laser eyes,

because this is your f***-up, all right?

- Bring it down a notch!

- Okay, I'm sorry. How about this?

How about this? Dock my f***in' pay.

I'm so sorry that I f***ed up!

- Okay?

- Thank you.

I thought I'd done everything I can,

but I guess I haven't.

So I will come in early,

and I'll ask every f***ing question I can.

- Thank you.

- I'm trying my hardest.

Thank you. I'm f***ing with you.

I'm totally f***ing with you right now.

I'm not mad at you.

[chuckles]

Smile, see? I'm f***ing with your brain.

That's what's happening right now,

in this moment.

Here, take the gas.

Freddy! You forgot the gas.

I got it for you!

- [Freddy] Great.

- [Eddie] Very funny.

You smell a little bit.

- You're an a**hole.

- [Ron] I know. I know I am.

- [Ron] It goes right in that...

- I know where it goes!

[both chuckle]

- All right. You can do it.

- Your turn.

- You can do it!

- Go knock 'em down.

[Eddie] Come on, Jude!

[Ron] Oh, I like this.

I have a good feeling.

[Kris] Oh, that's a good one!

- [Eddie] It's bending good!

- [Ron] It's bending.

[Eddie] It's gonna hit it!

[exclaims]

- [bowling pins clattering]

- [all] Yeah!

[Eddie] All right! All right, Ron!

Oh, no! Ron!

- You blew it, Ron!

- [laughing]

[Ron] Just give me time. Give me time.

Oh, no!

- [Ron] My arm is a little out of whack!

- Oh, no!

[Ron] All right, Uncle Eddie.

- [Eddie] You ready?

- Okay. Yeah.

I think so. Oh, I see.

Go wherever you'd like.

Wherever you'd like to start.

[all laughing]

- [Ron] That's all right.

- I mean...

- This is unbelievable.

- [Ron] You gave it your best.

You're in a great mood, man.

You've been in a great mood for a while.

You're doing great at work.

The crew loves you.

Yeah, they're good guys.

- Yeah.

- Good guys.

It's not as bad

as I thought it was gonna be.

Ah. See? You just need

to give it a shot, you know?

- Working ain't hard.

- Working ain't hard.

- It's not bad.

- No, it's fun.

You can get through it. That's good, man.

But do I wanna go to work each day?

[both] No.

- I get it. Now do you...

- Am I glad when the day is over?

[both] Yes.

Do I like having a paycheck?

[both] Yes.

Part of it is this...

This girl you're seeing...

I could tell, like, she's...

she's got you infused, man.

- She's got you infused with some juice!

- [chuckles]

Ron, she's the real deal.

- She's got everything.

- Yeah.

She's... incredible.

I... I've never felt this way about...

I've never had these feelings.

She's smart. She's cool.

We're taking our time.

We're getting to know each other.

- F***. I see the whole thing with her.

- Mmm-hmm.

- I see the whole... I see everything.

- Yeah.

- I've never felt that.

- That's awesome.

- It's different.

- Yeah.

Well, that's good to hear, man.

I can tell...

I mean, it's definitely, uh,

lifted you up, you know.

- No doubt.

- And, you know...

And that's happened before,

where something's lifted you up,

and then, you know...

it doesn't go the way you want it to go.

And then suddenly you're...

But what I'm telling you

is this one's different.

- [stammers] Okay.

- That's what I'm telling you.

All right, I... I'm telling you that...

Like, you... you've said that before,

and it might be... Maybe it is different.

Eddie. Eddie,

you're getting that look, and...

I'm getting a f***ing lecture, man.

Shut up.

Shut the f*** up.

Stop.

F***ing stop.

All right. I'm just saying

that I just wanna make sure

that you stay on course.

That's all. You know?

And if she's different, that's awesome.

And she probably is.

And so, I think

maybe we all should meet her.

- That would be great, wouldn't it?

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- Great.

- You're in for that?

- Sure.

Like, I don't know.

Whatever, uh... Dinner.

Why don't you bring her over for dinner?

We could do that.

We'll have some food, some wine,

then...

we could get to know her.

I'd love to get to know her.

We'll have dinner.

- Can we have dinner?

- We'll come to the house.

Great. That's all I'm saying.

That would be great.

Okay, that's all I'm saying.

I... I can't...

I'm so happy you said that.

Great. Can we stop talking

about this right now?

- That's it. Done!

- Done!

Should've had that spare.

Could've had that spare.

[chuckles] You're not good enough

to hit the spare.

- I am good enough to hit the spare.

- No, you're not.

[Eddie and Eva laughing]

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