Wing Chun

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It's the Riverside Festival today.

Is Yim Wing Chun coming?

She'll definitely come.

PURPLE THORN FORTRESS

It looks busy.

- My information is always spot on.

- True.

If Sifu Yim wasn't here, no one would

trade in case the bandits turned up.

Waiter! Is Sifu Yim here yet?

Yes, she's been here for sometime.

- Let's go in.

- OK!

You have to be sharp when doing business,

you can't be indecisive.

You're still thinking.

Come on, it's getting late.

How about that?

OK! I'll lower the price.

You're not sincere, how about...

Sifu Yim is very brave.

That's Sifu Yim's aunt.

Acid tongue, Auntie Fong.

Wow, I've heard a lot about her.

She was raised on fermented tofu

and has bad breath.

It really smells.

Are you interested?

Don't you dare use

your middle finger on me. What so funny?

- No deal! Let's go.

- Hey! We're not done yet.

It's her.

Why is Yim Wing Chun

dressed like a man?

Idiot! I think

she looks great in a man's suit.

Fantastic, we can ask her

to be the head of security.

- Hold on.

- Come on, Master!

The bandits are after our property now,

we can't afford to wait.

I have an idea.

If we hire her, we'll have to pay a lot.

If I marry her, we'd only have to feed her.

- Master, you must be joking.

- No.

The bandits are coming!

Let's get out of here.

I hope she'll back me up.

You small-time crooks

have been bullying the villagers.

I'm Wong and this is Sifu Yim,

we won't allow your behavior here.

We won't bother any traders here,

we just want to talk to you

about wealth distribution.

How dare you blackmail me

in broad daylight?

Shut up! I think we need to

talk to him with our fists.

- You have bad breath.

- Who's talking about me?

None of my business!

I'll protect you!

Master! Master!

- Master, are you all right?

- I beat them all!

Scholar, I respect your bravery

in driving the bandits away.

I owe it to your help. Thank you.

Don't worry, we're here to help you.

I won't just thank you verbally,

I'll visit your house to thank you.

It's nothing. The bandits have left,

you'd better be on your way too.

Sure, sure. Let's go.

If we can get her to guard our house,

it'll be ideal.

Master, a woman

that fights will never be right.

- Master! You have to be careful.

- Mind your own business.

- Farewell!

- Bye.

This scholar is really interesting.

Who's interested in who?

I thought you'd decided not to marry?

That's true, I'm not marrying.

- Look there!

- Here!

Let's look for your father first.

Where is he?

- Finish up your food...

- Who threw that?

You must have offended

a lot of people. Let's go.

I've suffered a lot for the Yim family.

Fortunately, I've found a match

for your second daughter.

Thanks to you.

They're there.

We'll talk later...

- Dad.

- Where's that matchmaker going?

She's afraid of you.

You took Wing Chun to your business deal?

You must have earned a lot.

You and Wing Chow

don't have to worry about your future.

But Wing Chun and I

have to look after each other.

- Be quiet.

- You've spoiled her.

- It wasn't me who taught her Kung Fu.

- Come on, stop arguing.

It's all your fault.

Come on, Auntie,

I'm getting married tomorrow.

Today is the Riverside Festival,

we shouldn't argue.

OK, I'll swallow all my anger.

I won't die from it.

The River God has come forth!

Three invincible southern masters

would like to pay our respects.

Oh!

Look! What a beauty.

She's exquisite!

- Stop looking.

- Why can't I?

My name is Yim Neung, my husband is ill.

I've come a long way for

some holy water from the River God.

Holy water isn't for outsiders.

Please don't send me away.

Have mercy on me.

I came from afar, my husband is very ill.

It's so pitiful. Wing Chow, if you marry

a husband like that, you'll suffer.

- Nothing good comes out of your mouth.

- But it's true. Let me finish.

If her husband suffers from syphilis...

Look, I didn't fall. What now?

The bandits are here!

- Don't worry.

- Bandits.

Let's take this girl

for our second brother.

Help! Help!

- Go and help her.

- You go.

Help!

Don't worry.

Good, Wing Chun is here.

Mr. Yim, stop your daughter.

- She embarrasses us men.

- I've been tolerating you for long enough.

Miss, climb up quickly.

They're too close, I can't help now.

Attack!

Hit him!

Wing Chun!

Wing Chun who? Fight!

- Fantastic!

- Keep your mouth shut!

You'll bring us bad luck.

It's just the back of the knife.

Help!

Help!

Help!

I give up!

Help!

Miss, you needn't worry.

The bandits are all gone.

Shithead! I won't let this go.

You'd better watch out.

Wing Chun's saved the girl!

Your husband is here.

Dear, are you all right?

- Waiter.

- Yes.

Give them a room and find him a doctor.

Your sister's getting married tomorrow

and your father wants her to rest today.

Why do you have to do the cleaning?

What's the big deal about getting married?

After marriage, she'll still have to work.

Do you need some domestic help?

Itll cost too much.

- You finish it then!

- Hey!

If you don't get married, you'll have to work.

You're not married!

Why don't you do the cleaning?

The bridegroom is very ugly.

It's my fault that Wing Chow

has to marry him.

- We're going.

- Sister, farewell.

Let's go!

Wing Chow, if this bastard shouts at you...

What are you looking at?

You come back to us.

You don't have to put up with anything.

Shut up!

Take care of yourself on the way.

You're not young any more.

It'd be a tragedy to die in another village.

Don't say such things.

I was just trying to be kind. Is that wrong?

Congratulations to Elder Yim

on such an important occasion.

I'm Scholar Wong Hok Chow.

- I've brought my band to celebrate.

- Stop!

Scholar Wong, I appreciate it

very much. Thank you.

That's nothing compared to what

Miss Wing Chun has done for me.

I'm also a great admirer of hers.

- Fabulous!

- Dad, it's time to leave.

You don't have to wait for your fianc.

Let's go! If we miss the lucky hour,

- our family will be cursed.

- Let's go.

We'll never have peace again. Let's go.

Goodbye.

Don't worry, Elder Yim.

I'll look after Wing Chun.

- Why is it so crowded?

- What a great business opportunity!

Excuse me.

Wing Chun, it's time to be embarrassed.

We've invited the magnificent fighter

Sifu Wong to teach you a lesson.

Save it.

When it comes to fighting,

men are always better than women.

Though I can't say

the same about child-bearing.

This time I'm sure to win.

Wing Chun, after this humiliation,

you'll have to stay home and breed.

He's got worse breath than you.

Your father asked you not to fight.

- But my father isn't here.

- That's true.

Fight!

If you can smash this piece of tofu, you win.

If I don't smash you,

I won't consider it a victory.

Sifu!

I'll be serious now.

You flew over the table,

crawl back underneath it.

Surrender?

No!

You're not surrendering?

Continue the beating please!

No, it's not a beating, it's a lesson.

Sifu Wong, you shouldn't have.

You'd be better off collecting cow dung.

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