Wing Chun Page #2

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Let's get out of here.

There's a beautiful girl there

selling herself to bury her husband.

Whose husband died? Lucky woman.

This lady's husband died without

leaving any money for the funeral.

She owes the inn five taels of silver too.

She's selling herself for at least 10 taels

of silver to clear her debts. Any bidders?

- Eleven.

- Twelve.

- Eleven taels of gold!

- Twelve!

- Hey.

- Huh?

- What?

- Huh?

Look how desperate you are!

You're drooling all over her.

Bullshit, I just admire

her faithfulness to her husband.

If she ends up with

some dirty old man, she'll suffer.

If you want to help this lady,

you've got to be sincere.

I wonder if you're really willing

to part with your money.

Not willing!

- It's OK, don't force him.

- It doesn't matter. How much?

I don't print money!

- Thank you.

- My pleasure.

- This five taels are for you.

- Thank you, Sifu Yim.

Take this for your husband's funeral.

Use the remaining money to go home.

Thank you. I don't have a place to go

back to, can I stay with you today?

You can stay...

Stay with us and I'll give

your husband a proper funeral. Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Please.

Let's go to the castle.

Come on! Move!

The Castle Lord is great.

The Castle Lord is magnificent.

These two guys want to join our clan

to deal with Wing Chun.

- That's true.

- Send them here.

Since you weren't killed by the arrows,

you must be sincere. Let's go inside.

Wine that suppresses fear!

- Drink this.

- No...

Where is the woman?

The woman has been sold by

Yim Wing Chun.

No, she has been bought by

Yim Wing Chun.

Outrageous!

Wing Chun really has no fear.

She likes both women and men.

How could she take my woman?

I'll kill Wing Chun and

bring justice to our land.

We have to save Yim Neung.

Kill Yim Wing Chun.

Save Yim Neung.

Hey, Wing Chun.

After you learnt Kung Fu from Sifu Wu May,

you lost all your femininity.

Your chest flows into your arms.

Your bum flows into your thighs.

We'll lose all our customers

after your sister is gone.

If I rely on you, I'll starve.

Our tofu is very good,

we don't need gimmicks.

Nowadays, people go for packaging.

If the packaging is no good,

no men will come.

So I've trained a Miss Tofu

to entertain our customers. Come out.

I dressed her the way you used to look.

We'll definitely attract

a lot of dirty old men as customers.

Doesn't she look good?

I'm wearing your clothes,

they're beautiful.

Turn around.

She looks just like how you used to.

- True.

- Really?

Really.

You'll help us sell tofu tomorrow.

You'll be a Tofu Beauty.

- OK.

- Right, let me teach you how to pose.

Chest out, tummy in.

Clean your sweat like this,

flaunt yourself...

Practice by yourself.

Time flies, it's been many years.

That's not true. If you dressed up,

you'd look as good as her.

I'm used to it now.

With her around, our business will be good.

I didn't mean to be rude.

I know. You're meant to be brainless.

- Tofu Beauty.

- I've been waiting since day break!

Don't be too anxious.

Queue up or I won't serve you.

We've been queuing.

OK! Get in line.

The smell is unbearable!

If you want tofu, please queue up.

That's right, queue up please.

OK, we'll queue.

All these dirty men.

- Is it sweet?

- Very sweet, I want another bowl.

Follow the rules! One per customer.

I want two bowls.

- OK.

- I want two bowls too.

No problem.

I'll join the queue again.

Marvelous. I think she sells

more tofu than you used to.

People were more conservative then.

I'm getting rich.

- You have a beautiful smile.

- Really? Thank you.

- I don't want tofu, I want fermented tofu.

- OK.

Soya bean milk is sold out.

- I have some! I have some!

- You dried up years ago!

Trying to seduce me?

I've gone all shy.

I want the jar at the top.

Not that jar, go further across.

Brilliant idea!

Further, further.

You're terrible.

Not that jar, I want the first one.

- Yim Neung.

- Scholar Wong.

- I'll help you.

- It's all right.

It's only right for me to help,

let me hold onto you.

OK!

- Let me help you.

- I'm fine.

I insist, let go of it.

- Are you all right?

- I'm fine.

You're very strong.

I have great respect for you.

If you want to help,

you can grind the beans for me.

I'm glad that you're willing to help.

Let me give you a hand.

Harder!

I'm exhausted. Exhausted.

What are you doing?

You're taking advantage of my kindness.

What? You volunteered to help!

I'm a scholar but

I can't find the words to defend myself.

If this starts any rumors,

how can I face anyone again?

I've been taken advantage of,

what should I do?

You'll be in my grasp one day.

The tofu from Yim's is really smooth.

It's smoother than

the skin of the Tofu Beauty.

Friend, did you buy this at Yim's.

You're not local. Did you come here

for the Tofu Beauty as well?

Yes! It's been over ten years.

Are all these people after Wing Chun?

Give me a bowl!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Whose money is that?

Mine, mine.

I'm glad I made this trip.

It's been more than ten years,

do you still recognize me?

Master!

I'm from Fujian.

Did you come all this way just to buy tofu?

Yes.

I've run out of bowls, but I'll get you one.

Don't walk away from me.

You can put it in my hands.

OK.

Master, it's full now.

Great! It smells nice too.

- Tofu Beauty, can I use my hands too?

- OK.

Get out of the way, it's my turn.

Are you really the Tofu Beauty?

They're just fooling around.

Five cents please.

Here is the money.

- Are you tired?

- No, I'm fine.

She has a new lover now.

Thanks.

- Hold me up!

- No problem.

Who are you? Flower thieves?

I'm Scholar Wong.

What are you doing here?

I'm Leong, here to visit the flowers.

A visitor? Might be from the government.

He's a higher rank.

Officer, what are you doing here

at such an hour?

I'm not an officer,

I'm here to visit Wing Chun.

He's one of us.

It's a misunderstanding.

I'll make a move first.

- Goodbye.

- Move!

He's not that stupid. We mustn't lose out.

Quick, don't let him get to her first.

Beautiful.

- Who are you?

- I'm Flying Monkey.

Wing Chun is home so don't be rude.

I'm here to take you to the castle.

It smells nice.

- Yim Neung, what's wrong?

- What happened?

- A bandit came to get me.

- Bandit?

Be reasonable! I came here

to have some fun, not to fight with you.

Wing Chun is my fiance,

touch her and I'll kill you.

I don't want to play with you.

Stop! It's not him.

You hit the wrong guy.

I managed to get your underwear back.

Master! Master!

- Isn't it him?

- No, you got it all wrong.

I think Flying Monkey

had his way with Yim Neung.

Wait for me here.

Last night you risked your life for me.

Why won't you talk to me now?

Tell me please.

Why aren't you talking to me?

I've been learning Kung Fu

so that I can protect you.

I never thought I'd be beaten by your lover.

I'm good for nothing.

Don't get upset.

The person who hurt you last night

isn't my lover.

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