Wing Chun Page #3

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Not your lover?

Does that mean that I still stand a chance?

Who is he then?

My savior and my boss,

whom I respect a lot.

Your relationship is too complicated for me.

Are you committed to him?

I belong to him.

I don't stand a chance!

I was only joking.

Wing Chun is a woman.

What? Wing Chun has become a woman?

She must have lost her virginity.

She's here, I'll hide.

Hey! Are you hurt?

You're dead. I'll tell Wing Chun

that you're having an affair with a man.

No, you won't.

- Unless you and me...

- Sounds good.

Let's see what's happening inside.

Brother, I'm sorry about last night.

You're too skilful for me.

Don't overrate me!

How should I address you?

I'm a failure.

My name isn't worth mentioning.

Your injury isn't serious

but you might need psychological help.

Since we're both fighters, I'll confide in you.

Someone stole my fiance.

- It always hurts to love.

- I'll give them my blessing.

Wing Chun appreciates your magnanimity.

It's no use Wing Chun appreciating me.

It'd be better if she married me.

What are you talking about?

My feelings.

- I have feelings for you.

- Don't mess about.

If you don't believe me, I'll kill myself.

Don't open the window.

We'll ventilate the room,

it's good for your recovery.

I'll kill myself...

I don't want to die yet.

- It's all flattened.

- I was only joking, you took it for real.

Leave her alone.

Your husband has just died

and you're having an affair.

The whole town is talking

about your infidelity.

You've not only spoiled your own reputation

you've brought shame to the two of us.

Leave it there.

Are all widows so horny?

They go for all kinds of men.

- Do you have a problem with that?

- Don't you agree?

Isn't it true?

Yim Neung, you tell me.

Can't you live without a man?

You're right, I can't!

I'm not as capable as you two.

She is a fighter, you're a businesswoman.

I'm just a useless woman.

My dream in life

is to find a man that loves me.

I'll raise a few children with him.

Our children will look after us

when we're old.

My husband became ill after I married him.

We traveled around looking for a cure.

We sold everything

and used up all the money.

He asked me to leave him,

he didn't want to be a burden to me.

I thought of leaving but ended up

persevering until his last breath.

I think I've been honorable in my marriage.

Maybe she was the black widow

that brought misfortune to her husband.

Aren't you sympathetic?

No!

If I have another chance now, I'll treasure it.

- You're right.

- You agree too?

I have two men in my life now.

One is rich and mature.

The other is brave and adorable.

I'm so troubled, I don't know who to chose.

I can't stand it!

Most men are disgusting!

It's true, they're disgusting.

It's true.

- Are you sure?

- Do you want to try?

- I'm still a virgin.

- Try it once and you'll want more.

I don't want to try!

I knew she'd like it.

Wing Chun, your turn.

- No don't!

- Go for it, it feels nice.

Soon you'll be addicted.

My fellow villagers, the bandits

are now threatening our livelihood.

We're all living in fear.

We'll form a committee to deal with them.

Master Leong, why aren't

you resting in your room?

I'm fine but my heart is still hurting.

You can tell me all your pain.

You're very different

from when we were children.

When we were children?

Yes, we were like a family.

We talked about everything.

You've changed.

You're too beautiful and too precious now.

- Wing Chun, what happened?

- You're mistaken.

We have to punish

those despicable bandits.

- Sex maniac!

- Get lost.

I'm a scholar. Don't you push me!

- A gentleman uses his mouth not his fist.

- I'll use my mouth then.

A gentlemen doesn't use his mouth or fist,

please let go.

Can I use my leg then?

That's not gentlemanly either.

Don't fight with him. Come to

the back yard tonight, I'll explain everything.

Go now!

Be careful, don't trust him.

He's a suspicious character.

Stop fighting, go now.

You're going at the right time

or my brothers would have killed you!

Woman normally prefer new things.

I understand how you feel.

I pity Yim Neung for having no children

but I'm not interested in her.

Crap! We're very similar.

We're greedy and unscrupulous.

You don't have to pretend in front of me.

I don't believe I'll lose to that moron.

- I'll help you.

- You're so considerate, thank you.

But you don't look sincere.

- 100 taels.

- Too expensive.

That price is for a gentleman.

I'll give a scrooge 10 per cent off.

- Result guaranteed?

- Sure. Guarantee of a baby as well.

Deal! 10 taels change please.

Great! I owe you 10 taels.

Yim Neung has arranged to meet that guy

in the back yard tonight.

You can come earlier to her bedroom...

That's not ethical. Where is her room?

The one in the middle. Be careful.

Just like me!

We both want money and sex.

- Wing Chun's going to town for business.

- Really?

- Is it true?

- There she is.

Let's inform the Castle Lord.

We'll get Yim Neung tonight.

Yim Neung, I'm here.

Flying Monkey, trying to abduct Yim Neung?

I've been waiting!

That's great! I'm exhausted.

She's given me something valuable

as an engagement gift as well.

Unfortunately she ate

fermented tofu tonight, though.

Nevertheless, she tasted nice.

I have a gift for you in return.

You can have this.

An old shoe isn't suitable for you.

Give it to me.

Someone's at the front door.

I thought I saw him earlier.

She's given me a symbol of engagement.

You're a bit too late.

One after the other.

I'm on to a loser.

I've taught Flying Monkey a lesson.

- Clean your face first.

- Thank you.

You treacherous duo, come out now.

- Slut, come out.

- Looking for me?

You two, come out now.

The treacherous pair, come out.

- Why did you treat me like that?

- Me?

First you slept with Scholar Wong, now you

sleep with him. Why did you ask me here?

He's not looking for me.

He's here for you.

I didn't sleep with him.

Don't deny it.

I saw him undressing you.

I didn't get undressed.

Still denying it?

I even saw your breast.

Are you trying to kill me to cover the truth?

Wing Chun, you came to Yunnan at the

age of 10, I've missed you ever since.

I came all this way to look for you.

I've been very foolish.

You are so stupid.

The one undressing wasn't me, it was her.

She should get paid for it.

Leong, you're as stupid as a pig.

- You've identified the wrong one, she's...

- Don't tell him.

I know, she's a woman. I apologize.

I'm sorry. Wrong way...

- Are you hurt?

- Did that moron hurt you?

She's not physically hurt.

It's her heart that's hurt.

Why didn't you tell that fool

you're Wing Chun?

What's the use of telling him?

The one he likes isn't Wing Chun.

You're all idiots.

Why is the Castle Lord hurt?

It looks so funny.

You spent your whole life deflowering girls

and now you've been deflowered!

Now you can focus on Kung Fu training.

- Am I right?

- Big brother, you're right.

Who did that to you?

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