Wing Chun Page #4

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It was a woman. She's called Wing Chun.

I'll settle the situation for you.

Useless bunch. Lost to a woman.

The bandits are here.

Don't be afraid! We're not here to rob,

we're here to buy some gifts.

- Left.

- No, right!

- Left!

- Right!

Castle Lord, where's the tofu shop.

I only come here at night,

I'm lost in the daylight.

- Here!

- Buy from me!

- Look at this.

- Over here!

Here! Here!

- Buy from me!

- Here!

- Why is it so busy?

- Hey!

- Who's he?

- A bandit.

A bandit? Go and hide.

Watch what you buy.

We need to pay for it this time.

Have I damaged your brain?

How dare you come here in broad daylight.

I'm here to buy some wedding gifts,

leave me alone.

Wing Chun, don't spoil our business,

he pays a lot.

He's given us a lot of money, don't blow it.

Buying wedding gifts?

Have you abducted someone's daughter?

- I want Yim Neung.

- How dare you!

He's using your column.

Stop!

You have no right to touch that.

Good. My Cotton Belly normally breaks

a bone or two but you're still standing.

- How's that?

- Good legs, fast and furious.

But my hands were faster,

I blocked all your moves.

- Are you Wing Chun?

- Who are you?

- I'm Flying Chimp.

- Another beast.

It was me who wounded the Monkey,

look for me if you want revenge.

Please.

Vicious! But you're mine.

- Are you married?

- Nonsense!

Great! You need

a powerful man to tame you.

What about a kiss?

Let go of me!

- Wing Chun, help!

- I'll kill you.

Come and fight me tomorrow.

If you win, I'll let her go.

If you lose, you'll be my wife.

- Let's go.

- Wing Chun, help!

Not the marrying type?

- The tigress has been attacked!

- She's all red in anger.

Buy more next time.

- Help!

- Wing Chun.

Wing Chun.

Leong, please help me.

- Wing Chun.

- Help.

The Traveling Kick!

Remember to come to the castle tomorrow,

I'll be waiting for you!

Master Leong!

Pak Tou!

- Pak Tou, catch a cricket for me please.

- OK, catch up.

Wing Chun.

Hey! He's calling for you.

Wing Chun, can't you hear?

He's looking for you.

He wasn't calling for me.

He's only talking in his sleep.

Are you stupid or what?

Why did you give Leong the Nine-Magic pill.

I was there when Sifu gave it to you.

You should have sought my consent.

That pill could fetch 200 taels of silver.

That jerk won't be your man.

Why are you saving him?

Are you out of your mind?

I'm going to save Yim Neung.

Why should you save your love rival?

Yim Neung and I are friends,

she didn't mean to hurt me.

Maybe that's what we call fate.

Even if I don't get married

I must act righteously.

Come what may, I'll still have you.

I've lost my virginity,

I'm not a spinster any more.

I've found someone to rely on.

Didn't you say men are disgusting?

Being without a man is even more

disgusting. I don't want to end up alone.

I'm sorry.

Congratulations.

Wing Chun, don't risk your life.

Why are you up so soon?

Do you know you've taken

I know. Where are the bandits?

Be careful,

we have no more Nine-Magic pills!

You go back.

You haven't fully recovered yet.

I'll go to the castle to save Wing Chun.

I'll tell her your good intentions.

I can't let you go alone.

I'm sorry about that night.

I didn't mean to peep.

Don't bring that up again.

OK. I feel that Wing Chun has changed.

She's not the Wing Chun I used to know.

You're her friend, you'd know that

she was forced to marry before.

When she was 17.

The villagers called her Tofu Beauty as well.

There was a bandit who liked her

and forced her to marry him.

To avoid marrying him,

she followed a Sifu to learn Kung Fu.

The Sifu said she could learn Kung Fu

to avoid marrying the bandit,

but she will also scare away

any other marriage proposal.

Eventually she decided to learn Kung Fu

so as not to marry the bandit.

One decision can change your fate forever.

But Wing Chun

has never regretted her decision.

- Why are you staring at me?

- You seem to be talking about yourself.

Wing Chun is my only confidante.

She tells me everything.

Did she tell you that

we used to catch crickets together?

- She isn't Wing Chun, you...

- Stop guessing.

She is an exquisite beauty,

you'll like each other.

You can take her away.

Don't you know that

you're the Wing Chun I dream about?

- I'm not.

- You're Wing Chun.

I'm not.

- You are.

- I'm not.

- You are.

- I'm not.

You're Wing Chun!

Yes, I'm Wing Chun, don't stress yourself.

I'm overjoyed! I've finally found you.

Wing Chun, finding you

is worth every drop of blood I've lost.

The arrival of the Castle Lord.

Thank you!

Come in. Faster.

- Congratulations!

- Thank you.

- What a celebration!

- Gorgeous! This way, please.

Thank you! Thank you!

Castle Lord, I have something to ask you.

How did you two meet?

You all know. I abducted her!

The couple should kiss first.

- Why did you hit me?

- I couldn't stand the sight of it.

What has it got to do with me?

Let's start the ceremony.

Let's kowtow.

Down.

Done! Bedtime.

The bananas are all smashed, the bride

and groom will have many children.

I've lost my manhood,

how can I have lots of children?

Brother, at least your dream

has been fulfilled.

Castle Lord, I'm like a brother to you,

I can help you make children.

I'm willing to help too.

I've been in the castle for two years,

I'm yet to smell a woman.

Listen.

This woman is bait

to lure Yim Wing Chun.

I want to tame that wild horse.

Do you want to see Big Brother having fun?

Big Brother, what about me?

Shut up and have a drink with the others.

Serve the food.

He's sleeping with his eyes open

Keep sleeping, shithead.

- Who hit my wife?

- Go back to sleep.

This wine is superb,

even the scarecrows are moving now.

Let's drink up.

What the hell are you drinking?

Wing Chun, I'm the only one in the castle

who couldn't drink and couldn't sleep.

It's all your fault. Get her!

Let's go.

Go and save Yim Neung.

OK.

How do you feel?

Great!

Good morning.

Wing Chun, Pak Tou!

Stupid Chimp, let her go!

- Don't worry, Yim Neung.

- I'm not interested in her.

- Are you OK?

- I'm fine. What about you?

I'm fine too.

You two go first.

Not so easy.

Get me the Champion spear.

If you can extract the spear in three moves,

I'll let them go.

If you can't do it, you have to

stay here to keep me company.

OK, deal.

The spear is under my feet, come and get it.

I'll be gentle.

Kung Fu is not a verbal sport. Come on.

You're a bit slow.

If you surrender, I'll let them go.

I am being kind but you've became arrogant.

Let's finish the three moves

then you'll shut up.

- It's worth it.

- Take another blow.

I can pull the spear out anytime now.

- I'll push it further in, you won't get it out.

- Thank you!

Well done!

Well done!

Shut up! Are you happy that I lost?

Good stuff! I enjoyed fighting you.

Don't say I'm not kind to you. We'll fight

again in three days. Release them.

Wing Chun, thank you.

Wing Chun!

Are you all right?

- I have an internal injury.

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