Wing Chun Page #5

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- Where are you going?

I'm going to my Sifu.

Is she seriously hurt?

After you have eaten the Nine-Magic pill,

you'll feel fine.

Sifu!

A soft tongue stays in the mouth.

A tooth breaks because it's hard.

I'm not as soft nor as tough as Chimp.

How can I beat him?

A tree is a thousand feet tall.

Fallen leaves return to the roots.

Wing Chun, your life isn't complete.

Go and get married.

CLOSED FOR THE DAY

They're closed for the day.

Maybe Wing Chun has become

the Mistress of the Castle.

You'll get an eye infection

staring like that. Yim Neung.

You're out of breath.

You might drop dead at any time!

Go and die.

Why didn't you tell me you were back?

What do you think I am?

Did the bandits have their way with you?

She isn't a lady any more.

She could do with some tenderness.

The bandits were only using me

as bait to lure Wing Chun out.

I trust you, Yim Neung,

but the villagers are not so kind.

Our wedding will have to be very low profile.

Why don't you come with me?

We'll marry when the rumors die down.

Yim Neung is getting married to Wong.

You can't force a marriage.

You saw what happened the other night.

We're husband and wife now.

Look, I even have an engagement pendant.

I have no such valuable pendant.

- Look here.

- My shoe.

I've been waiting all this time

for your proposal.

It was you!

I want my chastity back!

I'll kill myself by banging on this table!

What's done is done. Don't cry.

I'll take responsibility for you.

Is he overexcited?

He's counting my fortune.

I never knew that you were so rich.

Since I've lost my chastity,

I'll marry you, golden chicken.

I'll be your wife, golden tortoise.

- Do you know his worth?

- I've done my homework.

- Congratulations to the wealthy pair.

- Thank you.

Pak Tou!

Who's Pak Tou?

- Where is he?

- I'm Pak Tou.

I'm delivering a letter from Wing Chun.

I've come a long way, I'm very hot.

May I have a bowl of tofu?

No problem, please be seated.

The letter...

Wing Chun, you're really cruel.

Why are you reading my letter?

- Give it to me.

- It's mine. She's leaving me.

- I thought Wing Chun had a letter for me?

- Yes, word of mouth.

Look at his stupid face.

Luckily I have you.

How is that? Isn't the message

sweeter than tofu dessert?

I've packed your clothes,

I've also packed for Wing Chun.

Thank you.

I made this suit for you.

Thank you. It's very nice.

Gowns should be new,

friends should be old.

I give you and Wing Chun all my blessings.

Maybe he's in love with Yim Neung.

That's why he's not here.

He's not coming, I'd better leave.

- You're here?

- Why were you hiding up the tree?

I was so anxious I came last night.

When I woke up, you were here. Great!

You're such a scatterbrain.

Let's go!

Are you feeling sick?

Let me support you.

Ma'am, may we take a break here?

Wing Chun, I'm going to pick tea leaves,

please make yourselves comfortable.

Thank you.

Are you feeling better?

We'll have a break here.

It's your fault. I've taken a Nine-Magic pill.

I can't get excited.

Are you affected by me?

- Are you teasing me?

- I wouldn't dare.

So many mosquitoes.

Get off me!

You're dead now,

where else can you fly to?

Now I understand Sifu's message.

I can apply Wing Chun Impetuous

to counter Chimp's Cotton Belly.

- Let's have another fight with the Chimp.

- If you lose, I'll suffer.

I won't lose. I...

Unless we get married first.

Your knees are too powerful.

You're hurting me.

Who told you to be so rude?

I reacted instinctively.

If you can, pull your hand out.

I have a move to counter you.

- Stop tickling me!

- Got you now.

- You're too rough.

- Use your knees again!

Don't be rash, I'll be out soon.

Give me a shout if you need help.

I'll come in and save you.

Wing Chun, hit him where it hurts.

No one has ever slipped

through my fingers yet.

When someone needs a lesson from me,

I'm sure to show up.

- If you lose...

- If I lose, I'll call you Mum.

Great. Good boy.

Are you insulting me? Choose your weapon.

Eight Chops Sabers.

How can two little sabers

fight my long and thick spear?

You'll definitely be my mistress now.

You don't deserve it.

You're more suited to being my son.

The longer the better!

The shorter the sharper!

It's no use having a long weapon.

Stop.

It's between me and her,

the rest of you get lost.

Wing Chun Impetuous.

Go take a ride.

Have another trip!

Just a few days and

your Kung Fu has improved.

That's not all. I haven't used

the impressive moves yet.

Cotton Belly!

Belly Buster!

Impetuous Chain!

Is Cotton Belly broken?

Perhaps you can call me Mum now.

Go with the flow.

Call me Mum?

One more kick.

Have a nice trip.

You're very persistent.

My hands are numb now.

Let's call it quits.

Master, are you all right?

Even thieves should have morals.

How can you attack her from behind?

Apologize.

- Brother, you...

- Apologize!

Mum, I'm sorry.

Mum, was I right?

Yes, good boy.

Bid farewell to the mother of all thieves.

It's all right.

You all have to stop being thieves.

Yes! Mother of all thieves.

Wing Chun.

I'm so very happy!

- Stand up! Let's get out of here.

- I'm ecstatic.

I was so worried for you

but I knew that you'd win.

When are we marrying?

Time to celebrate.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you.

We finally got rid of

the leftover merchandise.

And sold it to a good buyer as well.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Yim Neung, you must settle down soon.

Don't worry, I won't be a tofu seller forever.

Be more feminine.

Thank you.

Congratulations.

You are made for each other.

Thank you!

Wing Chun, I give you my best wishes.

You'll have lots of children

and be together for eternity.

What a change!

You talk so sweetly now.

It's nothing. When one is happily married,

one looks sweeter, one sounds sweeter too.

We should get going now,

it'll be the lucky hour soon.

Right, if we miss the lucky hour...

- Enough, let's go.

- Let's.

Thank you.

"Who's the one you love?"

"Who's the one that hurt you?"

"Who's asking you to be in his arms?"

"Who cares about your dreams?"

"Who understands your plight?"

"Who touches your heart?"

"If a woman always waits

for you till late at night"

"Not regretting her youth passing her by"

"She's devoted her life to you"

"A woman falls in love easily

and is emotionally fragile"

"A woman never knows

how low she can fall"

"For a woman, love is her soul"

"She could devote her life

to someone she loves"

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