Wings: Sky Force Heroes Page #2

Ace, you will stand down!

- That's an order!

- I know what you guys are trying to say,

But that's just not

something I can do!

I totally agree.

100%.

And it's gonna be even more fun

when we wait for the team.

That's what I'm talking about, Fred.

Let's do this!

(SQUEALS)

This will be

a perfect place to just wait...

- for the team!

- I'm going to swoop in and get a closer look.

WINDY:
Ace,

there's fireballs all over the place.

You know how you always

make it out alive? Well,

That ain't gonna happen.

- COLONEL:
All right, windy, you're my eye in the sky.

- Whoa!

Ace, I'm right behind you.

Ace, fall in.

I can't do that, colonel.

I'm sorry, but those planes need us!

Whoo-Hoo!

All right.

All right.

Come on.

- That's all you've got.

- Easy!

(ACE MOANING)

- Oh-Hhh boy.

- (ENGINES CLANKING)

- (ALARM BLARING)

- Keep it together!

- Don't panic! I'll panic!

- What's going on?

- We're losing power.

- Oh, ace!

Whoa, I'm going down!

Come on, ace, think!

COLONEL:
Ace,

ease off on your main thruster.

I'm trying-Gggg!

I'm gonna get you out of here.

Work with me, ace!

Colonel, get out of here.

It's too dangerous!

Come on, ace.

Work with the colonel.

(GROANS)

You gotta go on without me.

- My wing's shot.

- No, bad idea.

- Together.

- What the heck are you guys doing down there?

Use your flux capacitor!

I think that's what it's called, right?

(BOTH GROANING) - WINDY:

Get out of there already.

Great Scott!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Colonel!

Ace!

No! Oh!

NEWSCASTER:

3000 block, 1:
36 a.m.,

Aluminum scrap was stolen

from the backyard of a home.

A Davidson robot and a

former employee of the robot

Were charged with theft

and fourth-Degree burglary.

In other news tonight,

members of sky force

Had an accident and it was bad.

- (MONITOR BEEPING)

- (MOANING)

Scalpel.

Forceps.

- Phillips-Head screwdriver.

- (WHIRRING)

- It doesn't look good.

- Shine that light over here.

Gimme that wrench.

Oh.

- (SCREAMING)

- (METAL TEARING)

Colonel!

Ace, wake up.

- Oh, look, he's awake.

- You've been sleeping for like four days.

Fred?

(GROANS)

- Where are we?

- At a hospital for planes, duh!

Otherwise known as a garage.

Dude, I thought you were

a goner back there.

Yeah, whoa,

that was a close one.

Where's the colonel?

What happened?

I'm so sorry, ace.

When the search party

went out to look for him,

All they found was this

super-Sweet hood ornament,

- Which I would like to keep.

- No no.

No, it's all my fault.

You were just doing

your job, ace.

Accidents happen.

Don't beat yourself up.

He was... He was...

He told me not to go

in there and I just

Turned my back on him.

On behalf of the members

of the staff,

The hospital for planes,

otherwise known as a garage,

- We salute you.

- Thanks, guys,

But can you give us some space for

a few extra microminutes here?!

Thank you, guys.

I guess I wouldn't even be

here if it wasn't for you.

You saved my life,

but... But I'm not sure I deserve it.

Thanks, come again!

Balloons!

- Get your balloons!

- Well, Fred, I've been doing some thinking

- And I think it's time to get a new job.

- What?!

What are you talking about?

What are we gonna do with our old job?

Explain, Lucy.

We can't have two jobs.

Man, you know that I can't go

back there after what happened.

Come on, grab one of those

newspapers over there

- And let's see who's hiring.

- Would you like some coffee with that, some donuts?

A little wheel massage?

Hmm, pizza delivery,

chicken delivery,

Door-To-Door door salesman.

Oh, here's a good one:

Mailman.

Yeah. There's a new

mailman in town

And his name is Aceman.

Whoo, all right.

(GRUNTS)

- Let's do this, Freddie.

- Hold on, ace.

We've gotta make sure all these

letters have proper postage.

Flyboys for life!

Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!

Okay, am-1, you're up!

(GRUNTS)

- Hey!

- Aooooowhee!

- Hey wait!

- You forgot something!

- Aw, don't take it so hard.

- Great. Just great.

It's only your job...

which you no longer have!

(BUZZES)

Okay well,

no more Mr. Mailman.

Whatever.

Okay, moving on.

Advertising.

What do you say, kid,

we let our freak flags fly?

Yeah... What?

FRED:
Ace,

you got the sign upside down!

(BUZZES)

- Oh well.

- Okay, let's see, multilevel marketing,

Babysitter... Who wants

to sit on a bunch of babies?

What else is there?

Anything fun?

Why would they pay us

to sit on a baby?

Oh hey, crop dusters.

You in?

Sounds awesome.

There's nothing like farm life.

- You know, getting up when the sun rises...

- Hmm?

...going to sleep when

the sun goes down,

Not watching TV or knowing

what goes on in the world.

- That's gotta be...

- All I wanna know is

- Is you gonna work hard or hardly work?

- Hey... Hey hey.

FRED:
Uh, hardly work.

I mean work hard?

I mean what you said.

I mean the first one.

- You tiresome, boy.

- Just don't poke me again please.

Whoo-Hoo!

Hey, this is actually a lot of fun!

Oh, look at Aceman,

dropping some dust!

Yeah ha!

Whoo-Hoo!

(CHOKING)

Ace, no!

- (ROBOTS CHOKING)

- Sorry, my bad!

- City-Slicker wheel jockeys!

- I can understand why you're upset, but...

- You fired!

- (GROANS)

(BUZZES)

Okay, so apparently getting

a job is not our thing.

- So why don't we go back to sky f... Mmmm.

- Don't you say it!

Okay, let me spin my wheels a little more.

Used-Car salesman,

Celebrity chef, anonymous chef.

Oh, here's an excellent opportunity...

We can work in a coal mine.

Oh yeah, the mine!

That's where all the tough planes work.

A couple of guys like us,

we'll fit right in.

Mmm-Hmm. You remember

the story about the bird

Who used to work in a mine

and was coughing all the time?

I forget what kind of bird,

but he was like,

"I don't like working in a mine

because it's a horrible idea!"

Just relax.

It'll be fine.

I'm so over this job.

- Yeah, I tried everything to get fired.

- ACE:
Huh?

- Back to work! I'm so angry.

- Here's our manager boss man.

- If you wanna just wait here for a second...

- What do we have here?

A couple of rookies, huh?

Welcome aboard.

You're just gonna love it here.

All you've gotta do is

put in 150 hours each week

And you're free to do whatever you want.

Ha ha ha.

Take in a roboball game. Some planes

even like to go to group therapy.

- What do you mean rookies?

- Rookie?

Fresh off the runway,

greenhorn, wet behind the ears...

Call it what you want. You have two

weeks to prove yourselves, rookies.

Okay, what do we do?

Well, those boxes aren't gonna

move themselves, rookies.

Let's get to it!

Lift the box, carry the box,

Drop the box...

In that order, mind you.

It's a very

detail-Oriented job.

Wow, sounds really...

Yeah, really exciting.

Come on, man. We used to carry

planes out of burning buildings.

This is a piece of cake.

Wow, this doesn't

look too dangerous.

And by that I mean it looks

really really dangerous.

Whatever you say.

Okay, I can do this.

I think I can do this.

It's a little heavy.

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