Wings: Sky Force Heroes Page #3

(GRUNTS)

It's getting heavier...

All right.

Up... Oh, all right.

Almost there.

(YELPS)

Flyboys for...

(YELLS)

All right, look at

the big-Time mining boy.

Guess someone doesn't need Fred's help.

So I'm gonna take a nap.

If the alarm goes off,

hit the snooze button. Thanks, buddy.

Mayday!

Mayday.

Mom!

(GROANING)

I think I pulled a propeller.

I'm turning around.

(PANTING)

- All clear for landing.

- ACE:
Coming in hot!

- Over here.

- Help!

- Whoa, brakes!

- Slow down, mister.

- No, you can't come in like that!

- Where are the brakes?

- Hey, move it. Watch out!

- Slow down!

Also I don't have any brakes!

How do you fly without brakes?!

- Fred!

- I'm getting too old for this.

This thing is heavy...

Really heavy.

- Do these seats recline?

- You have no idea.

Fred!

Knock knock!

- Huh, what?

- Wakey wakey, get up!

Fred, come on!

Get out here before...

economy plus has got a lot

more leg-Room supposedly.

We would have been better off

flipping burgers.

- You're gonna get flipped.

- Who does this guy think he is?

I know. It's like who died

and made you the head miner?

I know.

- It's the worst.

- Sorry about that, boys.

I mean, what's your problem?

You're such a loser.

I must have added a little extra

weight on there accidentally.

Eh, don't quit your day job.

Hey, you, rookie!

What do you think you're doing?

This is a runway,

not a parking lot.

You're either in the air or taking off,

so move your tail.

- (BANGS) Hustle!

- Hey!

Oh!

(YAWNS)

I appreciate the enthusiasm,

but you're not built for this.

(YAWNS) - Come on, Fred.

We just started.

We can't just quit

every job we get.

Uh, first off, we didn't quit

any of those jobs. We got fired.

Big difference.

And second of all,

I have to go watch roboball. So if you

need me I'll be lying on the couch.

- This guy's got two dumb engines.

- Thanks, pal.

And a one and two and three.

- (BRAKES SQUEAL)

- Hey, "base," going somewhere?

I was just taking

a little rest, that's all.

Oh, just taking

a little rest, are you?

Well, why don't you cop a couple of

"Z" s in the boss's office?

He wants a word if you're not too

drowsy there, sleeping beauty.

Okay.

BOSS MAN:

Oh, Lambchop.

Remember the time

you broke your propeller

And I let you keep working

even though

You wouldn't stop complaining?

(LAUGHS)

If I just got some time off...

Not a lot,

Maybe just one day a year...

I could catch up on some sleep.

Who said that you're

allowed to sleep?

Oh well.

Then I guess I'd better go grab my stuff

And get ready

for the unemployment line.

Uh, wait wait wait wait wait.

- Lambchop, maybe I was a little hard on you.

- Huh?

I'll give you another chance.

- Just kidding!

- LAMBCHOP:
Trapdoor!

- Why didn't I see that coming?

- BOSS MAN:
Okay, next.

- Okay.

- Ah, Acey, boy.

- Stand up straight, don't slouch, don't fidget.

- Uhh oooh ohhh boy.

Look at me when I talk to you. What do you

think of your performance here so far?

Uh, you know,

learning the ropes,

Get a feel for everything,

you know...

I'm not paying you

to learn about ropes!

What do you think this is,

a rope factory?

This is a coal mine!

You want to learn about something,

Learn about coal!

What is wrong with you?

- Fumbling around the mine like a bad joke.

- Uh well...

- Yeah, I can explain that.

- (GROANS)

- Oh, that was... - Well,

your two-Week trial is up, ace.

Time to face the music.

I have nowhere else to go.

- You can't fire me.

- Oh, that's a Y.P.,

Not an M.P.

I want you to give me

One good reason why

i shouldn't fire you.

- Hmm?

- I'll do whatever it takes to stay here.

(SIGHS) - I'll work weekends,

holidays, what do you need me to do?

- Great, just great.

- You don't even have to pay me overtime.

- Hmmm.

- Please just give me another chance.

You, ace, you drive

a hard bargain.

Is that 10w40?

Maybe I won't throw

the book at you.

I... I... I won't

let you down, colonel...

- I mean boss.

- Just kidding!

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

This is your last

warning, rookie!

Next time

I'll throw...

a bigger book at you!

Now get out of my hanger.

Whew, the boss is giving us

another chance.

I think he's finally starting

to warm up to us.

- BOSS MAN:
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

- Oh, you do?!

What gave you that idea?

The book he threw at your head?

Maybe it was his condescending tone,

like the one I'm using right now.

- Dude, I'm sick of screwing everything up.

- (BEEPS)

I know I can do this, so let's get back

to work and show 'em what we're made of.

You're starting to sound like

those guys we always made fun of.

Why is that? Oh, I know! Because your

brain is turning into axle grease.

I'm just trying to make the best of it,

so if you don't mind...

We used to fly with the greats,

now look at us.

You're living in the past, man.

We belong here now.

Why can't you get that

- Through your little robot head?

- My head is not little.

For your information,

i have an average-Sized robot head.

Uh, Fred.

- Don't interrupt. I was... Oh ow!

- Right behind you.

Come on, dude.

Pick up the pace.

This ain't a parade.

- Uh, Fred.

- These mining helmets stink!

- I'd be safer in a shower cap... Dah!

- (GROWLS)

- Watch where you're rolling, roller scooter!

- Hey.

And you, rookie,

what are you looking at?

Oh, I heard about

these geniuses.

- Yeah?

- You think you're just gonna wheel around here...

uh-Huh?

...bumping into everyone like you own the place?

- Okay, you got a problem?

- Guys, guys.

- You better bring it!

- He didn't mean anything.

- Let your robot speak.

- He's just a little tired, that's all.

- All this loading and unloading.

- He got lucky this time.

It was an accident, that's all.

Do you know what happens to planes

who can't pull their own weight?

- Fred, cool it.

- Oh yeah?

Do you know what happens to

planes that talk to me like that?

- They get de-Iced. That's right!

- Come on, quit it.

- De-Ic-Ed.

- Dude, give it a rest, will you?

- Hmmm.

- Come on, stop making such a scene.

Well, I'm sure glad

we're on the same page.

Or do I have to spell it

out a little clearer?

Oh no, we're all

on the same page here,

- Mr. Big yellow helicopter, sir.

- Come on!

Ain't no thing

but a chicken wing.

Oh, you got some wheel

on you, sally.

We run the rodeo around here.

- So giddyup, buttercup.

- (INDIAN ACCENT) Oi!

- Hey, stop picking on the rookie.

- (ROBOT SQUEAKS)

Just because he has

a bad paint job

Does not mean

he's not a cool guy.

- Okay?

- Just...

- stay out of my way or I'll disassemble you.

- Uh-Huh.

- And your little dog too.

- Slow your roll, roller scooter.

Hey, what'd you say, girl bike?

- ACE:
Huh?

- Banana seat!

Enough, ace.

You're not a cargo plane.

You're barely a commuter.

Open your eyes.

This is not who you are.

You're a rescue plane.

You don't know the first

thing about handling loads.

No, dude, I used to be

a rescue plane.

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