Wings: Sky Force Heroes Page #4

Now I'm a cargo plane.

See that? Past tense,

Present tense.

It's kind of the same thing,

But not really.

Actually it's kinda the opposite.

Not a rescue plane anymore, bro!

Got it. What do I care if you

want to throw your life away?

Don't mind me, I'm just

a sidekick robot

And I love carrying around

boxes in a stupid mine all day.

Whatever.

Outta the way, fools.

Let me show you

how... Ugh.

(STRAINING) Let me show

you how this is done.

You don't think I can do it?

You don't think I can do it?

Whoo!

That's what I'm talking about.

But but but.

Oh, look at the hotshot rookie.

Yeah, go for it, boy.

Man, I am beat!

Ooh, I think I dislocated

some landing gear back there.

Hey, what do you say we go home,

pop open some antifreeze

And watch some roboball, huh?

Man, that sounds good!

Ace, you need to hear me

tell you something,

And it's not about

your brake-Fluid leaking.

Dude, I was

in a really good mood,

But you're seriously

being a downer right now.

You're not gonna smooth-Talk me

this time, you big wingnut.

No way.

I've had it with this.

- Maybe we should spend some time apart.

- What?

What are you talking about?

You're blowing this way out of proportion.

You're blowing this

way under proportion.

- I used to look up to you.

- (STAMMERS)

Like, "ace is the man!

Ace is the coolest!"

Now honestly,

You're just kind of a dweeb.

Let it be, man.

Just let it be.

Let sleeping dogs lie, man.

No no no, ace!

No!

Sky force is not a sleeping dog.

And guess what?

Neither am i!

What, do you think

your exhaust don't stink

Just because you used to be on sky force?

Sky force is the past.

Let me get this straight.

- You're saying that no one cares about sky force?

- (SIGHS)

That's what you're saying?

You're saying the words

"No" and then "one"

and then "cares

About sky force"?

Is that what... Am i

miscommunicating here?

Help me out.

Well, guess what?

Mind your own business, Sucka!

Wha... I... I...

Oh, who?

- (STAMMERS)

- (GROWLS)

I'm done being your copilot.

Well, guess what, bro?

Maybe I don't need

your help anymore.

Ace!

Wow.

I mean... Wow.

After all we've been through?

Okay!

Okay.

That's it, I get it!

No more help from me!

You're not gonna have this

robot to kick around anymore.

I don't need you either.

(SIRENS BLARING)

(LAUGHING)

You fly like a blimp!

Not so fast, wing tip Willie!

- I'm-A gonna get you!

- Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!

Oh yeah? Well,

we'll just have to see about that, Blimpy!

Wa-Ha-Ha-Hoo!

You'll never catch me, copper!

NEWSCASTER:

Wing tip Willie was going to turn himself

Into the authorities this morning,

but then he said, "ha ha, I tricked you"

And flew back up into the sky and made off

with over 10,000 frequent-Flier miles.

So, kids, don't go outside

if you see a plane like this

Because these are America's

Most wanted planes, baby!

- Now back to roboball.

- Oh yeah, go rivers!

Whoo!

I love roboball.

I'm kinda surprised

you're into roboball too,

Given the cultural

differences... You know,

That you're a giant

green helicopter.

- Actually, roboball is very popular in India.

- Whoo!

I don't want to toot

my own horn, but beep beep.

I was quite the champion.

Oh, excellent move!

- FRED:
Oh man!

- That was the same move my brother was making

- Right before he injured his cockpit.

- (BEEPS)

Yeah, take him to school, kid!

- (GLASS SHATTERS)

- Ow.

- Wait, where'd the ball go?

- Listen.

This is getting... Ow!

I only have one hanger.

Ha ha ha.

Uh, you're missing the game!

- Come on, Johnson.

- ANNOUNCER:
Johnson and Beckett.

Johnson rolls.

He picks, he rolls.

- He picks his rolls.

- (BEEPS)

- And it's good!

- And nice shot.

Oh boy, I'm very excited

about that last move.

- Yeah!

- I did not see it coming one bit.

Yeah, I used to do

that move too.

Like all the time.

I was a total champ on that front.

Just ask ace.

He'll tell you.

- Whoo!

- B.T.W., Where is your homeboy?

I don't know.

Somewhere.

But you are his copilot. You should

be definitely knowing these things.

- That is your job.

- Well, maybe it isn't my job anymore.

By the way, can I fly

with you for a little while?

It's not working out

between me and ace anymore.

Well, I suppose. My copilot

is on vacation right now.

So actually my cockpit is free.

But what about ace?

You know, but but but.

But-A but but but?

I've had it with that clown...

For good and that's it.

(SIGHS)

Hmm?

What's that?

Wait a sec, are they

watching roboball?

All right!

Oh, it's Fred.

- ANNOUNCER:
30 seconds on the clock.

- (BEEPS)

- Sorry, 28.

- Oh boy, this game is really coming down to the wire,

As they say.

Oh, the anticipation's killing me.

Pass it, pass it!

Yes.

You can do it, come on, man!

Yes, go go!

Yes!

Oh wow.

He's really got a handful

of wheel on that one.

And Johnson at the buzzer!

- Fantastic! What a beautiful display of robot engineering.

- This is great! I'm so happy!

I'm feeling

genuinely happy right now.

I don't miss anyone named ace.

You are not

fooling anyone, Fred.

Please do yourself a favor

and go talk to your homeboy.

How do you expect me to talk to him

when he's acting like such a meathead?

It makes me so mad!

You know what I mean?

There's no talking to people like that.

It's all just moving rocks and boxes.

Rocks and boxes,

rocks and boxes.

What a tragedy.

Terrible.

Me and ace?

You see, we used to be

part of this elite

Rescue mission squad

or whatever.

It was called

Sky force.

Sky force was the greatest

force of all forces.

Yeah, it was something else.

- But but?

- But then the accident happened.

To make a long story short,

the colonel died,

Ace blamed himself and now

we live in a coal mine.

Don't worry, little robot.

Everything will turn out just fine.

But but but-A but but.

Coming up next,

a song made famous by a Bulgarian robot.

No one knows the name of it,

but it goes "mai ya hee."

- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)

- Oh oh oh.

- I love this song.

- What a great change of mood.

- Yeah, I love this song.

- I love this song so very much.

- Yes, yeah yeah, whoo!

- Oh yeah yeah, do it.

- Do it.

- Oh yeah.

- Okay.

- Wah ha, yeah, whoo!

- (LAUGHING)

- (MUSIC CONTINUES)

Ahhh.

(MACHINES WHIRRING)

- Scrub-A-Dub-A-Dub.

- Staring out of a window

- Watching time...

- (SPUTTERS)

Cold cold cold!

(SPUTTERS)

I've been stuck

in the motion...

- Ah, my favorite part.

- But it's time

I tried...

- Yee ee eee, right behind the wing there.

Yep, that's where

i hold my tension.

- Ah, good as...

- WINDY:
Ace?

- Is that really you?

- What?

- No way!

- Windy! Hey there.

I haven't seen you in so long.

What have you been up to?

- You gotta tell me everything.

- You know, a little of this, a little of that.

You know, stuff.

What about you?

Still saving lives in the sky.

You know how I roll.

I've really missed you, dude.

Yeah, you know,

I'm doing pretty good too.

- I got a new job.

- Oh really?

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