Winners and Sinners Page #6

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Smells nicer than the best perfume.

That's right.

Nicer than perfume.

Hey, can't you see it's all counterfeit?

Don't kid with me.

Look at this printing plate.

Great, we can print more ourselves.

You know how?

No.

This is all worthless.

You lot are greedy beyond belief.

We need this to get Sis back.

Let's put it back.

How uncaring! You lot would

take this cash over my sister.

Let's go get her.

Hang on. Don't rush,

let's get changed first.

Are they here yet?

No, not yet.

Then let's run.

No, they'll be sure to spot us.

We have to split up

and distract them.

The three of you lure Chan's lads to

the warehouse, and try to stall them.

Curly, you take these printing plates

and lure Ho here.

What? You want them to kill me!

Don't worry, he's not going to kill you

without getting what he wants.

I'll fetch the lads.

What lads? Do we know any?

No. But don't you worry.

Our fate looks really bleak.

Don't worry. Chan won't kill us before

he gets his printing plates.

Even if he gets one,

we'll still be fine.

They're coming.

You take these.

Get going! Hunt them down!

Yes.

Okay? Now, take care.

Yes.

This isn't a trick, right?

I have no idea. Those guys trick me

all the time, I'm used to it.

There!

Get over there.

Let's go now.

I didn't see anything, I won't tell.

You killed him?

No, I was shooting at the lock.

Watch before you fire.

Yes.

Not here, let's go.

Teapot, can you drive?

Yes.

Go then.

What?

Break out of here.

Just me?

Good warriors

are never outnumbered.

No. Not me.

Come on, I'll be the back up.

Go fight somewhere else,

don't involve me. Go!

Is that all you can do?

Stand and shoot?!

I can fight as well.

Put the gun away then. You two have been

posing cool all day, now go get them.

Where were you? You're sweating.

I was looking for you lot.

One of them is here!

Back there.

This is captivating.

I like action too.

It's okay.

It's not okay if the action is here.

You're nothing but trouble.

Don't come for me. Go, get out.

We found these three.

Give me the briefcase.

Now you go finish them off.

Hold it!

Whoops!

Where are the other plates?

We traded them in for life insurance.

What?

Our big brother has it.

Who is your big brother?

He's...

Don't tell him!

If you don't tell me, I'll kill you all.

You'll kill us anyway. Our big brother

is on his way here.

We have to look out for ourselves.

If big brother has any integrity,

he'll come and get us.

If he doesn't, serves him right

to come into this mess anyway.

But if he knows what a mess we're in,

he might chicken out.

True, its so typical of

these big brothers.

Good, I'll wait.

Big brother, don't come!

Big brother, he's trouble.

Why don't we kill him off?

Oh no, such loyalty

is quite rare these days.

They're coming.

Ho Man?!

You're not setting me up, are you?

Of course not, big brother.

Hey, I'm not your big brother.

Teapot, Exhaust Pipe, Vaseline!

We're here!

Big brother.

Don't! We don't want to drag

our big brother into this.

What are you saying?

They were right, you were trying to

pull a fast one on me.

Brother Chiu, you're mistaken.

Big brother, I'll assume the danger for you.

Here, your printing plates.

He's got the other one.

You two sort this out.

Brother Chiu, I can explain.

There's no need for that.

Yes.

Get in your positions! Now!

Yes.

Go!

Ho Man! I'm coming to get you.

We're bound to see

one of them go down.

Yeah, but the one left standing

will be after us.

Big brother, the cops are here.

Let's split.

Go.

Let's get going as well.

What a scene!

Larry...

Hang on, stand to the side.

Gather all the evidence.

Yes, sir.

Is he for real?

Sir, the evidence.

You're caught red-handed. I'm afraid

you're looking at a very long jail term.

Take them away.

Yes, sir.

Get up!

Let's get them to the station. Go!

I have a question.

Go ahead.

Are you for real?

Of course I'm for real.

I specialise in going undercover,

in order to combat gangster crime.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I'll need your testimonies also.

I've always had very distinguished friends.

You're certainly one of them.

No wonder you were so crude, you're

a cop! Thumbs up, though!

I've always known that you're

legitimate. I always respected you.

My teacher hates snitches,

but I've never paid attention

to my teacher.

Larry, you look great in uniform.

I really like it.

I'm applying for the police force

tomorrow. Come.

Sit still. What's up with you?

I hate going to the precinct. It's worse

than meeting the mother-in-law.

I didn't know

you have a mother-in-law.

No, it's just a metaphor

for how uneasy I am.

Hi, fat boy! It's you again!

Yes sir.

What did you get yourself into now?

No idea. Probably something

from my past.

Let me help.

Sir, do you rank well here?

Three stars.

You know what it stands for?

No.

Sir.

Three stars stand for Chief Inspector.

Teapot, give me your hand.

The other way.

GOOD CITIZEN AWARD

Is it for me?

Yes.

And a $20000 reward.

Thank you, sir. We have money

for the wedding now.

Sir.

You can take some credit for

this case as well.

Here's yours.

MERIT AWARD:

Thank you, sir.

Sir, just a banner?

Do I get a raise?

Yes.

Oh, really?

Not now. The next time the government

raises police wages, yours will go up too.

That means nothing.

Madam.

Susie.

How did it go?

That's all I got.

Encouragement, none the less.

A good raise is better, though.

I have something to tell you.

What?

I've decided to accept your proposal.

Really!

Oh, I'm sorry, fat boy.

She's agreed to marry me!

I've been looking forward to this!

Congratulations.

Can't you time your congratulations?

Let me buy you a drink.

Okay, I'll race you to the gate.

Okay.

Hey, Hang on. Let's both carry

our fiancees. Okay?

Okay.

One, two, three...

I've been blessed with

such special friendships

And my buddies

look out for me all the time.

We labour and laugh together

When the going gets tough,

you wish you could just scream

When you're completely exhausted,

you deserve a break,

and a good bout of laughter

Have a good laugh!

Nothing tops being happy

A good laugh can do such wonders

So learn to laugh at will!

It sure drives out all frustrations

and boredom too

And it puts a sparkle in your eyes

So learn to laugh at will

It's as if the five lucky stars

always shine upon you

This is fabulous! It's just pure joy

to be able to laugh at will

Everyone should try to laugh more

Have a laugh!

Laugh like you're mad

And make your friends do so too

Look, he's laughing his guts out

Let's all follow suit

I make people laugh.

You really do

and its wonderful

I'll laugh at will

It can drive away your misfortunes

Everybody crack a joke!

Everyday is just a pleasure.

Be sure to smile everyday

It's as if the five lucky stars

always shine upon you

It's wonderful when you can laugh at will

Laugh at will, its fabulous!

Now, everybody have a...

Big laugh!

It's as if the five lucky stars

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