Winnie the Pooh Page #3

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- Its toes are black, its fur is blue

I swear that all I tell you

is not made up

- The Backson

- The Backson?

- The Backson

- The Backson?

Oh, no!

But, Owl, what does a Backson do?

Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?

Hmm, what does a Backson do?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking,

I'm thinking, I'm thinking

And now I will tell you

They sneak into your library

and scribble in all your books

The Backson, the Backson

We don't like the Backson

When decorating your Christmas tree

they tangle up all the hooks

[all] The Backson, the Backson

We're afraid of the Backson

They spoil the milk

They stop all the clocks

They use their horns

to put holes in your socks

The Backson's the one

who's been putting holes in our socks

Tell us more about what Backsons do

- Yes, more about what Backsons do

- More about what Backsons do?

Why don't we hear

some thoughts from you?

[Tigger] Maybe they make you

sleep too late

[Owl] Yes, yes

That's good, that's great

I bet they're the reason

my tail is gone

[Owl] You're on a roll

Go on, go on

[Rabbit] They muddy up your tidy house

They make you feel as small as a mouse

- They break your crayons

- They spill your tea

[Kanga] They wake up babies

at one and three

They made me catch the cold I caught

[Pooh] They made me lose

my train of thought

- [Tigger] They swipe your stripes

- They clog your pipes

- [Rabbit] They dig up your garden

- They won't beg your pardon

- [Pooh] They eat your snacks

- They won't relax

- [Rabbit] They chip your tooth

- [Kanga] They steal your youth

[Owl] And now you know

the horrible truth

[all] The Backson, the Backson

The Backson, the Backson

Oh, no

- Oh, yes

- [all] Huh?

I know exactly what to do

We'll find things Backsons

are partial to

- Like books

- And dishes

- And socks

- And toys

Yes,

everything that a Backson destroys

Then we'll dig an enormous pit

and make the items lead to it

He'll fall in and we'll get our friend

And this horrible nightmare

can come to an end

- The Backson

- The Backson

- The Backson

- The Backson

Go home and search your closets

Bring everything that you can

The Backson, the Backson

We're gonna catch the Backson

We'll save Christopher Robin

by following Rabbit's plan

The Backson, the Backson

We'll save Christopher Robin

We must be brave and have no fear

So to the death, we'll persevere

We'll search by the sun

and the light of the moon

And if everything goes well

we'll be back soon

- Back soon.

- Back soon

Sounds like "Backson."

Back soon

Oh, well. Good luck, everyone!

[narrator] While Rabbit and the others

were busy gathering

the Backson's favourite things,

Pooh and Piglet found the perfect place

to dig the pit.

- Piglet dug, and dug, and dug.

- [grunting]

And Pooh supervised.

And now to disguise the pit.

Catch, Piglet.

Gosh, Pooh, I hope this idea works.

Oh, it will, Piglet.

The Backson shall follow the trail

of items right to this lovely picnic.

[whispering] Which is

just the pit, of course.

And when he falls in,

we'll get Christopher Robin back.

Yes, Piglet. We shall get

Christopher Robin back.

Very exciting. [giggles]

What do you think, Pooh?

Hmm. I think this rock

would be better over there.

Here?

Oh, yes. That makes

all the difference, you see.

Oh! I almost forgot

the most important part.

Oh, yes, Piglet. I couldn't agree more.

Hmm?

Oh, Piglet, this is a very light lunch.

No, Pooh. This isn't lunch.

I just thought it would

complete the disguise.

Well, it certainly fooled me.

[whimpers]

Well done, you two.

Now, put your combat gear on.

This is a dangerous mission,

and we cannot afford any mistakes.

The fate of Christopher Robin

is in our hands.

[grunting]

[whimpers]

Ah!

[slicing sounds]

[groans]

[narrator] As the group continued on

with Rabbit's plan,

they journeyed deeper

and deeper into the woods,

- placing items as they...

- [Tigger] Hey, hey!

You want to keep it down up there, pal?

What? Tigger?

Why aren't you with the others?

Because. I'm busy tracking the Backson.

Shh-shh-shh.

Yes, but what about Rabbit's plan?

Only a Tigger can catch a Backson.

[whispers] And I'm the only Tigger, see.

- [groans]

- [gasps] Hello.

[shouts]

- Hoo!

- I probably deserved that.

Oops! Look who it is! Hoo-hoo!

Let me get off your back.

There we go.

I thought you were the Backson!

Until I found out you wasn't.

What are you doing out here, anyways?

Too slow. Got left behind.

Left behind?

That's a horrendemous thing

to do to a guy.

No matter.

Sure would like to help

Christopher Robin,

- but I can't.

- Hmm.

Buddy! Where do you think you're going?

You and me are gonna catch

that Backson together!

- Thanks, but I...

- That's the spirit!

Here we go!

- Pouncy, pouncy, pounce!

- [groans]

You and me! Oh, yeah! Look out, Backson!

OK, we're back. Look at us pounce!

I'm alone. OK. Hoo.

Buddy, if you're gonna pounce,

you got to have some bounce!

We just need to get you Tiggerized.

Gonna fix you up

By the time we're through

I'll be Tigger One

You'll be Tigger Two

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

Gonna be two pals

hunting in the woods

Gonna show that Backson

we got the goods

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

- Well, I'm not sure

- Oh, stop that gloomy rumination

All you need is a little bit

of Tiggerization

- Wait

- Why wait?

Don't you see it's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

You're looking great, Tigger Two.

Now, you've got to learn

to bounce like a Tigger.

When you learn to bounce

you should take it slow

So I want you to keep your bounces low

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

Whoa!

If you hit a bush or a tree you'll

fall so do your best to avoid them all

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

A perfect pounce

will make you feel alive

Just go from a squat

into a headlong dive!

Ow, ow, ow.

You're gettin' it now

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

Ahh. Isn't this super-duper fun,

two Tiggers here together?

I used to be the only one

But two is twice as better.

- Are you ready?

- For what?

I'll... be... the...

Backson, you be the Tigger

We're gonna see

whose bounce is bigger

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

You're gonna give me your best attack

But don't just think

that I won't fight back

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

Strike me down

Give me all you got

Bounce me, trounce me

Flounce me, pounce me

- Do it, do it, do it!

- Ow.

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be great

It's gonna be...

[shouting]

Great

Tigger Two!

That was the bestest

picking up bounce I never seen!

In fact, we're going to skip right ahead

to advanced Tigger training.

Where did you go, you little bouncer?

Ooh. Going bare-knuckled.

Look at this guy. I like your style!

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