Winnie the Pooh Page #4

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Now this is just ridicerous!

You are gonna need this

if you're gonna get the Backson!

Oh-oh!

Backson tracks!

The Backson must have got Tigger Two!

He's picking us off. One by one.

Gosh, Pooh, I hope the Backson

is pleased with all of our items.

- I'm sure he will be. Oh.

- [tummy rumbles]

I wish I had some honey.

- [bee buzzing]

- [gasps]

Piglet, um, could you come here, please?

Pooh, are you sure

this is going to work?

Well, of course, Piglet.

Once I get you up in the tree,

just hand me the beehive.

And then tummy and I will

take care of the rest, won't we?

OK, Pooh.

I guess you've thought this through.

Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.

[Piglet grunts]

Oh, bother. I don't remember

thinking that through.

[Piglet] Um, I'm sorry

I messed up the plan, Pooh.

Oh, don't worry, Piglet.

I shall get you out,

and we'll try again.

[grunts] It's no use.

Think, think, think.

Ah! I know.

I'll have you down

in just a moment, Piglet.

[Piglet] No hurry, Pooh.

The bees are quite gentle.

[giggles]

As long as there's no sudden movement.

Ah! Oh, my!

Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?

Oh, yes, Piglet.

- Ah!

- I'm quite sure.

Well, you know best, Pooh.

- Ah! Oh.

- Oh. There we are.

Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!

[Piglet] OK.

[grunting]

Oh... Is this fast enough, Pooh?

I suppose you could run a little faster.

- [Piglet] Whoa!

- Ooh!

And this can go here. All done.

It takes a smart rabbit

to trap a Back...

Oh! What are you two doing?

Beehives are not on my list

of Backson-friendly items!

- But, Rabbit, the...

- Move along, move along.

Well, I was moving.

Oh, that Backson is sure

to pick up this trail,

and we don't want to be around

when he does.

Come, come! Go, go, go!

Rabbit, please, can we stop for lunch?

Pooh, we cannot rest until

Christopher Robin is rescued.

Try thinking of him instead of honey.

- [rumbling]

- Very well. Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin!

Ooh. It worked. Much better.

[humming]

[gasps]

Does anybody see that?

See what, honey?

- Honey? Ooh!

- [rumbling]

I can't wait to see the honey

on that Backson's honey

when he falls into our honey. Eh, Owl?

That cheeky honey will honey twice

before honeying our honey again.

After we honey the honey,

can I honey a honey?

Uh-uh-uh.

No honey before honey, honey.

Wha... ?

Honey up, Pooh. We have to honey.

- [Owl] Honey.

- [Rabbit] Ooh, honey!

- [Kanga] Yes.

- [Rabbit] Honey.

[narrator] As Pooh watched

the honey honey away,

his honey honey honey honey

honey honey honey honey

honey honey honey...

Ooh, Christopher Robin,

Christopher Robin,

Christopher... hoo-hoo-hoo,

Christopher Robin.

Honey

Honey, honey, honey, honey

Honey, honey, honey, honey

Honey, honey, honey, honey

Honey, honey

Honey, honey, honey, honey,

Honey, honey, honey, honey

Honey, honey, honey, honey,

Honey, honey, honey, honey

Honey? Honey.

Honey!

Honey!

Everything is honey

everywhere I see

Everything is honey and that's

quite all right with me

I am a bear of little brain

I can't explain

Why everything would be changing to

The favourite snack of Winnie the Pooh

Can you?

Everything is honey

I can't get enough

Of lots and lots of pots and pots

of sticky, licky stuff

Oh, what a sight

Oh, what a dream

Dive in the wonderful honeyful stream

Swimming in the honey

Swimming far and wide

Open up my mouth

and let the honey flow inside

Ooey and gooey and very sweet

Eat and eat then repeat

Suddenly I'm in a honey boat

It doesn't matter where we float

Whoa!

'Cause everywhere is honey

There's a honey Pooh

He's just made of honey

so I guess I'll eat him too

If everything is honey

and I am what I eat

I must be made of honey

And life is very sweet

[groans]

Bother.

[gasping]

What a lovely picnic!

[shouts]

Oh, bother!

Double bother.

Pooh! Now where did that bear go?

We searched all over,

and no sign of him.

The report from my aerial excursion

is inconclusive.

- [Pooh moaning]

- [clanking]

[all shout]

[gasps] The plan worked.

We caught the Backson!

- [Pooh continues moaning]

- Oh! It sounds horrible!

Now that we have him, Owl, you can go

and get Christopher Robin back.

No! No, I'm far too important

to put myself in that predicament.

Kanga, off you go.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm with child.

Send the pig.

[stammering]

- How about all of us go?

- [Pooh groans]

All right, Backson.

Give Christopher Robin back!

- Huh?

- [Pooh] Oh!

Oh, bother!

- Pooh!

- Oh, hello.

Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey,

didn't you?

But I told you it was empty.

Yes, and I believed you, Piglet.

But my tummy had to see for himself.

[scoffs] Poor, poor Pooh.

How are we ever gonna

get him out of there?

It's me, it's me

I win the honey pot

Found this anchor over there

Now it's on my derrire

Not that anybody'd care

[Rabbit] OK, everyone,

make sure you have a good hold.

Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

Something tells me I was better off

with Tigger.

Heave-ho!

- Yep.

- [all shout]

[whistling fall]

[all grunt]

Oh, this is lovely.

We are stuck down here,

and the Backson is still up there.

[whimpering] Oh, dear! Wait for me.

No, Piglet! No, no, Piglet. Stay.

But the Backson!

You can help us if you stay up there!

[straining]

OK, Piglet, go look for something

to get us out of here.

[stammering] OK.

There might be

something over by the pack.

Thank goodness one of us is up there.

I was worried we'd be

stuck here forever.

I found something. Here.

- What?

- Ooh.

That's a lovely flower, Piglet.

Yeah, I thought so, too.

Yes, Piglet,

it's very nice, a perennial.

But I think we need something longer.

Longer? Of course. How silly of me.

[grunting]

Oh, good thought, Piglet.

But you can't possibly think

that that's long enough.

Oh, yes, it is.

Owl read this to me once,

and it was certainly the longest thing

I'd ever heard.

[giggles] Oh.

It's true, Rabbit.

It lags a bit in the middle.

Of all things, why didn't we think

to bring a rope?

Well, there is this rope.

Spot-on, Piglet. Do be a helpful

little swine and get us out of here.

All of you?

Yes, Piglet, all of us.

All right. Three, four...

Don't forget Rabbit.

[scissors snipping]

[Piglet] And six.

There! Now you can all get out!

How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet.

Can you tie a knot?

I cannot.

So, you can knot.

No, I cannot knot.

- Not knot?

- Who's there?

- Pooh!

- Pooh who?

No! Pooh, it's...

Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Not possible.

Ah! So, it is possible

to knot those pieces.

Not these pieces.

Yes, knot those pieces.

- Why not?

- Because it's all for naught.

Oh, dear! I can't tie a knot.

But there is something I can do.

Don't worry, Rabbit.

Piglet's very clever.

I can tie a bow.

- See?

- [groans]

For crying out loud! Piglet!

I know! Christopher Robin

has a jump rope.

Ahh!

Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it!

Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

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