Witchcraft 16 - Hollywood Coven Page #2

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"Greg Andrews turns and walks

"into the sunset,

leaving Brittney and Chelsea

"standing over the bodies of the coven.

- "As we fade to black."

- Yeah.

Okay, since Origins kind of folds

back on itself, um, you have the...

Yeah, the DVDs.

Thank you.

I thought it would be great

to reference some of the older

Crystal Force movies.

So you guys should maybe team together

and check them out.

Let me introduce you to, DVDs.

Guys and sel-a-mon.

Got it.

Ooo, Crystal Force 10

Headmistress of Magic, spooky.

I'm actually in that one.

Shut up.

And this one,

Crystal Force School The New Class.

Unfairly overlooked for

an Oscar nomination, if you ask me.

All right, keep an eye on your emails

for rehearsal schedule and call sheets.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Don't die.

Don't die.

- All right.

- You gonna need any specialty items

for the craft service, or anything?

Yeah, we'll take care of it later.

All right.

Think they're gonna watch

the movies or not?

A lot of times you give them things

they just say they're gonna watch them.

I'll know when they watch them or not.

They better watch them.

I gotta take care of something.

They don't know who you are,

you're extraordinaire Jamal.

Wow, looks like Henry gets a reprieval.

Despite the fact that we killed

his ass in Crystal Force.

I can take it.

Do it!

Ahhhhhh!

Do it, Rose!

Ahhhhh!

Well, the fans demanded my return, so.

Yeah, well, you wanna come over

and watch them then?

Seeing as how we're gonna be

playing Henry and Linda again.

Flashback to Linda and Henry.

Yeah, whatever,

flashback to Henry and Linda.

So you wanna come over and watch?

Sure but, my soap opera on camera class

let's out at 7:
00,

so how about eightish?

All right, that'll work.

I have a cold read for commercial class

that gets out at 6:30.

I can just swing by the store

and get something to eat.

- Awesome.

- All right.

Hey, come on in.

Thanks for having me over.

I brought this.

Hmm, fancy.

I happen to know that

this bottle of wine

costs about $10.

Well, only the best.

Speaking of fancy,

how can you afford this place?

Two things.

My grandma left it to me,

right after she passed.

And it was pretty much all paid off then.

Second, you remember that

Little Christy's commercial?

The one with the little girl

and the kitten?

It aired like,

a billion times a day in the 80s.

And then that same little girl

was on all the packaging?

- That was you?

- Yep.

I ended up putting it all

in a trust fund.

And paying it off when I turned 18.

I made f***ing bank off that sh*t.

Well, here's to child labor.

Child labor and... shitty $10 wine.

I have cheap tastes.

Hmmm, speaking of,

are you ready for the main event?

Crystal Force 315 million.

I have high hopes.

This is actually not half bad.

I wonder what happened

to these... actors?

Hmm, who knows?

You can make a pretty decent living

off of commercials and

random guest spots on TV

and still remain pretty invisible.

Where are they?

Where are we?

I don't see them anymore.

Come on, Rose.

Carter?

Carter.

- Honey.

- Don't resist me, you know you want it.

I can't, can't do this.

Stan, Kelly, anybody?

Oh, what's happening to me!

Greetings Will Spanner.

It's you, you're the demon Abadon.

I don't fear you, go away.

Master promises to spare, all the others

if you return your allegiance to him,

where it belongs.

You go back to hell and you tell him,

he will never have me voluntarily.

Oh, God, no!

How come the guys never get naked?

No, I don't know,

they have better agents.

You see that?

See what?

- Hey.

- Master Abadon.

Hey what?

It's pretty hot, don't you think?

Well, yeah, if you like watching

naked people have sex is incredibly hot.

That's the funny thing though.

I love watching naked people have sex.

Whoa, what are you doing?

Research.

For what?

For our sex scene in the film.

We don't have a sex scene in the film.

But we should, shouldn't we?

Okay, okay, wait, hold on.

I'm totally into this.

And I mean totally into what I think

is about to happen here, but I wanna

be sure for both of our sake that

you're not just drunk off

of this shitty wine.

Or secretly on drugs, or something

that make you out of your mind

to want to have sex with me.

You wanna do this, right?

What's the matter, baby?

You never pulled a we-and before?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Sharon.

Jamal?

Jamal? What are you doing here?

Oh, oh, God.

Here.

Sharon, Sharon.

Sharon, look at me.

Sharon, do you remember what happened?

Yes, Samuel and I, we were,

we were watching the movie and then,

and then something

started happening to the screen.

And then Samuel couldn't see the screen.

And then something

started to take over me.

I don't know how to explain it.

And then I wanted to kill Samuel.

And then I was happy

that it was happening.

And then, Samuel's dead.

Is this terrible?

No, no, it's not.

Sharon, what I'm about to tell you

is gonna sound absolutely insane.

But it's 100% true.

The Crystal Force movie are hexed.

I know, because I helped hex them.

You, you what?

Sharon, I'm part of a very powerful

group of witches and warlocks.

We use the Crystal Force movies to

find others of our kind.

Those people who were born

with dark magic powers.

The hex helps bring those powers to light.

I'm a witch.

Yes, you are.

And that's a very good thing.

Our coven is growing.

Soon we'll be one of the most powerful

covens on the East coast.

And now, you're a part of that.

This is what we're gonna do.

I'm gonna take you back to

my place to get cleaned up.

And you'll get some rest.

And then some of the coven members

will come and clean your house.

Yes, even Samuel's body.

And then I can answer any questions

that you may have.

And we'll go from there.

Is that okay?

Or, I can just call the cops.

And you can go to jail for murder.

So, my place?

God, I love doughnuts.

Never touch them.

Wait, is that you saying that?

Or are you doing

some cop detective character work?

If you couldn't tell, I'm a genius.

Sure.

This is the Witch School

16 Freshman Year set, right?

Ah.

Yeah. Sort of,

in the broad sense of the word.

Great, I'm looking for Jamal,

the director.

Ah.

He's in there shooting a scene.

Oh, sh*t, that means I'm late.

You're in a scene?

Yeah, I'm playing Henry.

Patrick.

Garner.

Lutz.

Nice to meet you both.

The set's up there?

Thanks.

Holy sh*t.

That is one good looking man.

And I'm not even gay.

Understatement of the century.

But isn't Samuel playing Henry again?

Maybe he's got

his character name mixed up.

He wasn't at the read through.

That's weird, I'll text Samuel

and see if he's got

a bigger gig or something.

Wait, you're not gay?

No.

Huh, hmm.

Go ahead and say the first line.

Let me hear it.

"Uh-huh, I don't know what you mean.

"What power are you talking about?"

Okay, now, remember, she really

- wants him to help her, but not really.

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