Witchcraft 16 - Hollywood Coven Page #4

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No, it makes perfect sense.

We're a part of

something bigger now.

Exactly, we're a part of something

that's more than just us.

And doesn't it, it feels amazing.

Yes, like...

Like we're taking charge.

Like we're not just waiting around

for someone to tell us

what to do anymore.

Like this city is our b*tch.

Yes, I'm crazy, right?

Negative, absolutely sane.

Okay, I didn't want to tell you,

but I have it on good authority

that Crystal Force is going to be

huge for the both of us.

What do you mean?

Did Jamal say something?

Are we talking theatrical distribution?

Sundance?

No, I mean, I'm talking about something

absolutely life changing.

Tell me.

Uh uh uh, you're gonna have to wait.

But just for a little bit longer.

Oh, I can't wait.

Damn, why am I so wired?

I feel like I could run

a marathon right now.

Hey, you.

Hey.

Come on.

Look who it is,

Will Tanner, aka Spanner.

Hey, Will.

Hey, ladies, nice to see you again.

You ready to watch

the next Crystal Force movie?

- Absolutely.

- Oh...

Jamal sends his regrets.

He's caught up in production again.

It looks like we're gonna have

to watch the movie without him, or not.

Yeah, you guys are fun, I think.

Eww.

Or different idea, we can watch

a separate Crystal Force.

I was just kidding, obviously.

I mean, unless you're into it.

I wouldn't be joking at all, then.

And scene, okay, guys, movie time.

I've already seen this one.

So, I can go grab

some snacks or drinks.

Beer?

Check.

Wine, red.

Check and chuck.

I'll be back in a flash.

Thank God, she's gone, am I right?

Hey, no punching.

Watch the movie, dumb ass.

Oh, my God, Garner,

- I can't, even, with you right now.

- Shhh.

Keep it down.

Why?

He's not here.

He's at Sharon's watching a DVD.

Which is where we should be,

instead of

at the production office.

Would you keep it down?

The people on the street

are gonna hear us.

And we're gonna get arrested

for breaking and entering.

I need to go through this stuff

so, I can prove the Crystal Force curse.

Uh, first of all, we're not

breaking and entering anything.

I have the key.

I'm the associate producer.

- And secondly, there is no Crystal Force curse.

- Shhh. Aha!

Oh, my God, you found it.

Garner, you found a prop.

Really, then how do you explain this?

Each name at the top of the page

is the name of an actor

that has disappeared

from the Crystal Force films.

You're the one.

You bet I am.

- God, Kaley. Oh, yes, yes.

- Oh...

Awkward.

Ah, yeah.

And they're done in red ink.

Which you think is?

Blood.

That's what I thought.

This book is full of drawings

made of actors that have disappeared

from the Crystal Force films.

And what makes

you think that this is blood?

That's what witches do.

Jesus Christ, Garner!

Do you know that the prop department

is gonna come in their pants,

when they realize that you thought

this thing was real?

It's just a fun little thing,

that they write

the names of the actors

from the past films in,

that we know about,

but nobody else knows about,

so we can talk about it on

the DVD commentary track.

Really, then how do you explain this?

Whoa.

You see that?

What the f*** is that?

The Master will only let

the strongest serve the coven.

All others will be slaughtered by Adul.

Fight, fight for your right

to serve the coven.

Fight for your right

to serve the Master.

What's happened to me?

The first Crystal Force movies,

they were just an audition.

And now, you're at

the call back for your life.

I feel so strong.

Yes.

I feel like I could do anything.

Yes!

I feel like

the f***ing executive producer.

Yes!

Sorry, Spanner, you're a nice guy,

but the coven doesn't need

a character actor.

Go Rose!

You b*tch!

Go Spanner!

Did you get a video of that, Sharon?

Best fail video ever.

You need better tag lights,

sweetheart.

Wonderful job, Spanner.

Master will be impressed.

Now, finish her off.

And then we'll go get some cold,

pressed juice.

You know I never leave

my work unfinished.

Hollywood could use

one less mediocre actress.

And actor with hair plugs.

You've done good work, ladies.

The Master will be pleased.

Thank you, Jamal.

You're a credit to the coven.

Thank you.

Keep an eye out

for your email, for the upcoming

shoot schedule and call sheets.

- Copy that.

- Copy that.

I still don't understand

why you haven't quit the movie,

if you're so convinced Jamal

is some warlock mastermind.

Because if he's some warlock mastermind

I wanna be able to see him.

If he's gonna use some ceremonial

knife and use my blood as his ink,

I want him to do it in my face.

And if he's not,

you still want the credit.

I'm a professional,

I made a commitment.

Hello, actor people.

Hey, there, looking forward to

our big scene today.

I know, right?

I love getting killed in horror movies.

Except you don't get to

come back for the sequel.

Not true, I was decapitated

in Heads will Roll,

and they brought

me back as a living

head in a jar,

for Heads will Roll Two, Giving Head.

Nice.

How about you, Garner?

You ready to act the sh*t out of

some shady witch business today?

It's sure a shame

Greta has to miss it though.

Garner!

Greta?

Yes, she was originally in this scene.

Was she?

I don't remember that.

I thought they weren't

bringing her back for the sequel?

You don't remember her

at the table read?

There were like, 12 people there.

I would have remembered.

Are you f***ing with me?

No, just be careful in there.

Of course, wait, what?

What's up with you?

I'm just saying that there might

be a certain force in the studio.

And I just want you to watch your back.

Is this some character thing

he's doing?

I can't even.

Hello, stars.

- Hey, Jamal.

- Hey, Jamal.

I think we're ready

to rehearse this scene.

Come on back.

All right, welcome to set.

Come on in.

Wow, this looks familiar.

Yes, we saved the set

from Crystal Force 14.

A total Roger Korman move.

Oh, thrifty, nice.

All right, so let's have you

- step up over here, hop up.

- Up.

Are you comfy?

- Yep.

- All right.

Okay, now on the day that we film

we're gonna strap you

in this puppy.

But we know you're used to that.

Garner, you get the big toy.

Isn't this the cheese knife

from craft services?

Yes, but it's the evil cheese knife

from craft services.

Okay, so we're gonna rehearse this

from the top of the scene.

Uh, Lutz, you don't come in

until page two.

So, sit this one out for a little bit.

You got it, boss.

All right, awesome.

I'm gonna start from

the top of the third act.

Now, I know you guys

know where that is

because you are professionals.

And you studied your scripts,

like good little actors.

Yes, Jamal.

So, Detective Donahue,

you have been possessed by

the evil Master,

who is also the leader of the coven.

Now, he is about to

sacrifice this young lady.

Who has been kidnapped by

the coven.

But not before Detective Donahue

comes in

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