Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #4

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(THANKS IN SPANISH)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Is everything okay?

Yes. You startled me.

I didn't think you'd get here so quickly.

I was just next door.

Well, like I just told the guy

at the front desk,

they accidentally brought

some guy's luggage to my room.

Get rid of it, will you?

You're a little young

to be the concierge.

Concierge?

But I bet that means you know

where all the hot spots are, am I right?

I'll definitely be calling you later.

And if you see the maid,

tell her I need more towels.

Justin!

- Justin!

- Alex! Alex, what happened?

Nothing. Why?

Does something seem wrong?

- Where's Dad?

- I don't know.

He left and then Mom left

and no one came back.

Did you do the spell?

I did a spell.

- There's Dad. Hold on.

- JERRY:
Yeah, looking good.

Hey, I think I'm gonna skip out

on all the family stuff

and just focus on the wizard ruins.

Cool?

Sounds good, dude.

You know, like I always say,

do what you got to do.

Bring it and...

(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

Later.

Did Dad just call me "dude"?

Dibs.

Why are Mom and Dad

acting like they don't know each other?

And why is Dad using magic?

Dad is not supposed to have magic.

And why is he giving flowers

to other girls?

Alex, what did you do?

See? This is what you get

for letting me use the wand.

Are you sure

this is where you left them?

Yes. The world went all...

(VOCALIZING)

And then I threw the wand and

the spell book right there on the bed.

Hey, guys. Thanks for ditching me

back at the restaurant.

Alex, do you want to tell

our little brother what you did?

She got in a huge fight with Mom

and Dad and used the family wand...

- That you gave me.

- This is not my fault!

...to wish that Mom and Dad

had never met and now they haven't.

It's exactly like it was 20 years ago.

They don't know each other,

and they don't know us.

So we have no parents anymore?

Well, I'm confused.

I mean, is this a good thing

or a bad thing?

- The kid's got a point.

- This is a very, very bad thing!

And once again proves

why I don't do bad things,

because whenever I do,

more bad things happen.

So you're admitting

that this is kind of your fault.

I can only think of one place

where they'd be.

(LAUGHING)

JERRY:
You're cute. You know that?

See? There's the book.

Since he hasn't met Mom,

he hasn't had to give up his powers yet.

- He's still a full wizard.

- Well, then, we should just get the book

and figure out a way

to reverse the spell.

- Lf we still want it reversed.

- Yes.

I'm just checking.

You're both making this

way too complicated.

There's Mom, all right?

She'll know who I am.

Mom.

Hey.

What? What? Don't you recognize me?

Should I?

Yeah. Yeah, you should. It's me. Max.

Maximum. Maximilian?

"The cutest little guy

in the whole world."

Or was that just

a bunch of words to you?

Gosh, if I had known

there'd be this many kids around,

I never would have booked this place.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

You really don't recognize me?

No idea. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Wait! Mom, no!

- Max!

- THERESA:
What are you doing?

- Hey, Alex.

- THERESA:
Let go.

Javier. Look, I'm sorry.

Something popped up. I can't go.

Hey, no worries.

Some other time, right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

But let me know

if you want some more lessons,

because if you buy five

you get an amazing discount, all right?

THERESA:
Let go of me right now!

Hurt, angry, plotting revenge

and oddly disappointed

I don't have a mother to say,

"I told you so."

- Please!

- ALEX:
Oh, my gosh.

- Mom, no! No.

- I'm so sorry.

Sorry. He has abandonment issues.

Let go of me right now. Mom.

Mom? Security!

Just a simple levitation spell.

Please. It's my specialty.

You have no specialty.

(EXHALES)

(NECK CRACKING)

Here we go.

Nobody touches the book.

(LAUGHS)

I totally got you.

Your eyes were like,

"What's he gonna do?"

All right. So, what do I got here?

A couple of young wizards

trying to pull a prank?

- Something like that.

- Excellent. You know what?

I turned my math teacher

into a golden retriever one time.

Never got caught.

Played fetch a lot in the class.

You know, rolled things up and threw it.

One order of grande nachos.

Thank you.

(THANKS IN SPANISH)

The portions here are really small.

- You just did magic for fun.

- And for cheese dip.

You guys want something?

You hungry?

It's on me. It's just money, right?

Where was that attitude

when I wanted my own phone?

I know, right?

Parents can be such jerks.

Hey, for no particular reason,

just making conversation here,

I don't suppose

you have a titanium wand on you?

I so do! I'm my family's wizard.

I... I've got more power

than you could ever imagine.

Pretty cool, huh?

You know, people say

that magic isn't that important.

But guess what?

They're liars. It totally is! Here.

Magic is awesome.

Check it out.

(PLAYING CARIBBEAN MUSIC)

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

- Excuse me.

- Yeah.

The front desk just called.

They're getting that luggage

out of your room.

Guys, that's our stuff.

Since you're a full wizard,

- can I ask you a question?

- Sure.

Suppose a young, stupid,

selfish, inexperienced...

He gets it.

...wizard accidentally wished

that her parents had never met before.

What do you do to fix that?

I have no idea.

(LAUGHING) I'm glad

that wasn't on my exam.

But they'd have to do something

pretty fast,

you know, to prevent any serious,

permanent damage.

- Serious?

- Permanent?

- Damage?

- Yeah, you know,

let's say these people had kids, right...

I love this song!

Shake it! Shake.

So, eventually,

reality would catch up with the kids

and they'd disappear forever.

No meet. No kids.

This is simple magic logic.

Who is your teacher?

How soon exactly?

- I don't know. Like 48 hours?

- Forty-eight hours? Forty-eight hours.

But they'd know

before it was gonna happen

because they'd start forgetting

everything about their past.

I can't remember when I was 10.

I don't remember any of your birthdays.

Did I have a 10th birthday?

They'd need a miracle.

All right, well,

it was nice chatting with you guys.

I hear there's a kicking party

down on the beach. Later!

A miracle or La Piedra De Los Sueos.

The Stone of Dreams?

Yeah, that'd do it.

You know, I hear it can grant any wish

or reverse any spell.

Oh, man,

that'd be fun trying to find that.

Isn't it dangerous, though?

So?

Is he always like this?

I almost forgot my nachos.

JUSTIN:
Alex. Alex!

(COUGHING)

Okay, I'm up. I'm up.

Mom and Dad are gone.

What's your plan?

I get it. You thought that you would

just wake up and problem solved.

- Of course I would think of something.

- Kind of hoping...

All right, guys. Come on.

We're all gonna disappear.

Justin?

Of course I thought of something.

Okay, Alex and I are gonna go find

the Stone of Dreams.

Max, stay here and make sure

that Mom and Dad

don't get into any trouble.

Trouble? They're old.

What kind of trouble you think

they're gonna get into?

I don't know. Meet other people,

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