Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #5

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fall in love, have kids...

Okay. All right, I'll keep an eye on them.

JUSTIN:
I don't know.

MAX:
We'll figure it out.

- I don't know. I.D.K.

- This is serious stuff here.

- I.D.K.

- Focus.

Guys. Wait!

First off, I'm a girl.

You can't just expect me to flop out

of a hammock and look perfect.

So, why don't you use some magic

and do something about it?

(MOCKING LAUGH)

Very funny.

Second, I think this is a really bad idea.

You heard Dad.

He said that only idiot wizards

go out looking for this thing.

In case you haven't noticed, that's you.

- Us.

- Okay, point taken. But, come on,

when haven't we been able to

figure out some way to reverse a spell?

- Underwater, the seahorses...

- Let me think. At the zoo...

...the scuba diving trip.

...that time when you challenged

the lady with one leg

to a hopscotch competition...

Okay! Other than those times.

I'm just saying

before we go running off in some jungle

I think we should explore

all of our options.

All right, fine.

What do you got in mind?

Oh.

You're agreeing with me.

Okay, then wait. Hang on.

- You don't have a plan?

- No.

My plan was just to disagree

with your plan.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Trust me. This will work.

If it were this simple,

don't you think Dad

would have mentioned it to us?

That's not Dad-Dad.

That's party-party-bam-bam-

nachos-for-everyone Dad.

And again, you're sure

you don't wanna keep that guy around?

Max, if he stays, we go.

All right. Let's do this.

Okay. The only way we can ever hope

that this, in any way, shape or form,

- could ever possibly...

- We got it.

...work, is if we stay

completely focused.

Focused.

Wait a second. Hold on.

Just give me a second.

Almost there. Almost focused. I'm...

- Max!

- Max!

All right. I'm focused.

Okay.

Oh!

- What did you do?

- What did I do? What did you do?

This was your idea in the first place.

I would never have...

- Max!

- Max!

Shrimp?

(EX CLAIMS)

What was that?

Okay, so second time's a charm.

If we focus on just changing Dad,

he'll be Dad, we'll have the wand...

And we'll be grounded

for the rest of our lives.

Probably true.

It's cold.

Okay, on the count of three.

One, two, three.

(JERRY GROWLING)

MAN:
Shark!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Maybe I wasn't clear on what

kind of change we were going for.

Sorry. That was definitely my bad.

All right, okay.

I think I've got it this time.

We don't need to reverse the spell.

We just need to make them

a day younger

and then everything will go back

to the way it should be, more or less.

- I'm betting on less.

- Just do it.

Send away parents

who laugh and play,

make them younger by just a day.

(CRYING)

Mom!

Okay, new plan.

Justin and I are gonna go find

the Stone of Dreams.

Max, you stay here and make sure

Mom and Dad

don't get into any trouble.

That was my original idea.

I know.

I just liked it better when I said it.

(CRYING)

Dad! Dad, get back here!

Here you go.

I can't believe it.

The map to the Stone of Dreams.

I knew you'd call,

that you wouldn't let us down.

You know,

when I told you about the map,

Giselle's feathers were all in a ruffle,

weren't they?

She never thinks I know what I'm doing.

This is a flier for an all-you-can-eat

special at the Crab Shack.

Oh! Ooh! Ooh.

Don't want to lose that.

Best flan on the island.

Here we go.

JUSTIN:
Are you sure this is the map?

Only one of its kind in the entire world.

Hey, guys. Look what I just bought.

A map to the Stone of Dreams.

Pretty cool.

You guys totally inspired me.

Fingers crossed.

I'll let you know what I find out.

- Where's Max?

- Jerry, wait up.

I swear, they're like cockroaches.

You corner one and the other one

takes off in the opposite direction.

- MAX:
Jerry!

- The only map in the world, huh?

(SQUAWKS)

In my defense,

I haven't showered in like two days.

The reason the other maps don't work

is 'cause no one knows

the right place to start.

All right, people, let's move.

There's not a lot of time.

Which way?

There's all this writing,

but it doesn't even make sense.

Because it's in Spanish.

Which you've only been taking

since first grade.

Well, I kind of peaked

at, "Habla ingls?"

(GISELLE SQUAWKS)

I know,

but our options were rather limited.

It says the path will only reveal itself

to those whose intentions are pure.

So me, obviously.

Normally, I'd object,

but even I can't make that argument.

Okay.

Show me the way. Open up.

Reveal the path.

Show me the way. Open up.

Reveal the path.

Maybe...

Maybe I translated it wrong.

Here, hold this.

I'll get my Spanish dictionary.

I did it! That was easy.

It must have been a delayed reaction

from what I did.

Yes. Onward. I'm... Hold on.

ARCHIE:
Come on, Giselle. Why do you

always have to bring that up?

I do apologize you're getting wet

in a rain forest

while we're trying to save you.

So, hey. Stone of Dreams.

One wish per wizard.

You guys get to restore your family,

the beautiful Giselle

becomes herself again,

and, what do I use it for, though?

I mean, that's the question, isn't it?

(GISELLE SQUAWKING)

No, I know nobody asked,

but if they did... I said "if."

You know what? Forget it. No, no, no.

It's gonna be a surprise.

I'm not gonna say...

No, I'm not pouting.

How did she get turned into

a bird anyway?

It's... It's really quite a story.

Ow! Ow!

Finger! Blood! Pain!

I don't know, really.

Oh!

- Justin!

- Sorry.

I'm just trying to make sure

that we're headed in the right...

Double waterfall! Yes!

We're headed in the right direction.

Perfect. Headed in the right direction.

Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't I lead and you follow?

Um...

Maybe because you can't read a map

or a compass or Spanish.

Well, I know enough

not to walk into a giant spider web.

Get it off me! Get it off! Get it off!

(LAUGHING)

That never gets old.

You were screaming like a little girl.

Get it off! Get it off me!

That doesn't count.

I actually am a little girl.

We'll never speak of this again.

Agreed?

Agreed.

Yeah, this might actually

take a little longer than I thought.

But trust me, okay. Trust me.

Don't shake... You're so negative.

I have a good feeling about this.

As long as we stick close

and never let them out of our sight...

Where'd they go?

Hello?

Where did all this rain come from?

Yeah, I know it's a rain forest.

I told you that earlier.

Do you have to parrot everything I say?

Sorry.

All right, we should be headed

six degrees north by northeast.

We just follow this path all the way...

Stop!

Yeah, about here. Okay.

Now we need to change directions.

- I think we're supposed to...

- Justin, we're kind of in a hurry here.

Time rippling. Us disappearing.

You can't go two seconds

without criticizing me, can you?

What?

You're right. I can't.

The will to mock is just too great.

Could we please just do this my way?

Why do we have to do everything

the way you do magic?

- You mean perfectly?

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