Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #7

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Could you just send the rocks back?

There's not enough time.

We'll come back for you

after we get the stone.

Bye!

(GISELLE CHATTERS)

Yes, in retrospect, maybe not taking

the lead wasn't a very good strategy.

What?

- Down there?

- Yeah.

That does seem to be the only way...

Have I ever mentioned

my fear of heights?

Not caring. Okay. Fine.

What? I'm going. I'm going.

'Cause you can fly...

JERRY:
Namaste, baby.

- There you are!

- Good class.

Okay, where have you been?

- WOMAN 1:
See you, Jerry.

- Call me.

Yoga lesson.

Which is just fancy stretching

if you ask me. But I mean...

- Look at the...

- Really?

That's great. It sounds like

you've just got money to burn.

Hey, if you go to the restaurant tonight,

don't order the noodles,

because at 9:
00,

(LAUGHS)

They're going to turn into worms.

People are going to freak.

- Really? Really? Pasta into worms.

- Yeah!

The dad that I know would never let me

get away with something like that.

I know. Mine either.

Hey, are you from New York?

- What?

- Me, too.

- WOMAN 2:
Hi, Jerry.

- Yeah. I guess.

Actually, I'm not sure where I was born.

JERRY:
Hey. Do you remember me?

- You see, I...

- JERRY:
Nice suit.

Theresa. Where are you going?

None of your business.

- Look, I know what this is about.

- You do?

Yes. You're trying to set me up

with your friend.

But trust me,

he couldn't be less interested.

What? No. That's not true at all.

In fact,

he told me that you were his type.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Well, it doesn't matter,

because I've already made plans.

With who?

(CLEARS THROAT)

All set. The boat is ready for us.

THERESA:
Thank you.

Oh. Um...

- That boat?

- Yeah...

Would you excuse me

for just one moment?

Please?

JUSTIN:
You warm enough?

Justin, what if we don't get the stone

in time and we can't save everyone?

Don't worry about it. We will.

How do you know that?

Because it's you and I.

How can we not?

You know, I think this is the longest

you've ever gone... Wait.

This is the longest you've ever gone

without making fun of me.

(CHUCKLES)

It's true.

I knew there was something

I was supposed to do.

- Where do you want me to start?

- No, no, no.

- I can start...

- I actually kind of like this.

Let's try this.

"Only those whose intentions are pure."

How come you could open up

the gate today and I couldn't?

I don't know.

All I kept thinking about

was saving our family.

I was thinking about that, too.

And how great it would be

if I was the one to do it.

There's my answer.

You're a great wizard, Justin.

I just know a bunch of spells.

- How does that make me great?

- That isn't why I think you're great.

You're always there for me,

no matter how many times I screw up.

That doesn't make me great.

That just makes me a good brother.

I know I don't say it very often,

but thank you.

You're welcome.

(TWIGS SNAPPING)

(WHISPERING) Alex. Alex, get up.

I think something's out there.

You're the boy. You go check it.

(TWIG SNAPS)

Oh, my gosh.

- Sorry.

- We didn't know who it was,

and Justin was just like,

"There's something out there."

Plus, I'm really not good in the morning.

JUSTIN:
But, hey, you made it.

You know, that's great.

I thought we were going to have to

do this alone...

Look! There they are.

That's the white cliffs.

That's where the stone is.

It's so far away.

- And there it is again. We're so close.

- Come on.

(GISELLE SQUAWKS)

(GREETS IN SPANISH)

- I'm going to be at the pool later. FYI.

- MAX:
Hey!

Jerry. Jerry. Wait. Please. Look.

- You've got to help me out here.

- What? What now?

I can't remember anything

before the first grade,

and my brother and sister

never came back last night.

I don't know why

you're telling me this stuff.

Maybe you should go

tell your parents, kid.

Well, I'm trying to do that,

but it's a little hard.

They went to try to find

the Stone of Dreams.

What? But that's incredibly dangerous.

Yeah, well, it was kind of your idea.

I didn't think

they'd actually try and do it.

Look, you're the only person I know

that can help me find them.

Please.

All right. Come on, I've got a map.

The problem is it doesn't tell you

where to start.

- Yeah.

- I mean, we could...

Oh, my gosh. Is that a treasure map?

(LAUGHING) A treasure map? No.

Don't be ridiculous.

- It is! It is a treasure map.

- Well, I mean, not one that works.

MAX:
Well, it is.

It's just that we're missing a part.

My brother Justin and my sister...

What's her name, they had something

that's supposed to go in this corner.

It was a picture of a fort with this...

I don't know how to describe it.

This gargoyle thingy on it.

Well, that could be anywhere.

I know where that is.

I saw that on my artifact tour yesterday.

It's right...

Wait. Do I get to come with?

(WHISPERS) Yes.

No.

Why?

Are you afraid you'll have to spend

a little time with me?

No. I wouldn't... It's just there's a...

We need to... Tell her.

- That would be wonderful.

- What?

- This is going to be so much fun.

- Yeah.

- I'll drive, if that's okay with you.

- What?

You've got to learn

to let me do the talking.

THERESA:
Let's go, boys!

The map kind of ends here.

It says we have to find a cave.

A cave? Somewhere in a mile of cliffs?

Well, that really narrows it down,

doesn't it?

(READING IN SPANISH)

"The one who knows the least

shall lead the way."

Alex.

Sorry. It was a reflex.

No, it's okay.

I was about to say me, too.

All right, let's look.

Okay, I think that this indentation here

corresponds with that indentation

on the cliffs over there.

ARCHIE:

Yes, but that indentation could also

correspond to that indentation

on the cliffs over there, mate.

- JUSTIN:
Oh, that makes sense.

- Why don't we just ask someone?

- Okay. I think this patch of greenery...

- Right.

...could be that patch of greenery

over there.

- Yeah, but there's a bush there.

- There's a bush.

No one ever listens to me.

There's lots of patches of green here.

Have you noticed that the whole place

is one big giant patch of greenery?

Excuse me. Hi. Sorry. Okay.

Hi! I'm Alex! I'm so sorry to bother you,

but I really need your help.

English? No? Of course not.

(IN SPANISH)

Thank you. They're new, actually.

I just...

No! Cave. I'm sorry.

I'm looking for a cave.

Cave. You know, like...

(GREETS IN SPANISH)

(IN SPANISH)

I'm sorry.

Could you slow down just a little bit?

Maybe some hand gestures

would be good, too.

Wait.

In Spanish class I took a nap then,

how about a floating caption?

(IN SPANISH)

Yes. Exactly. That's it. Where is it?

(IN SPANISH)

(IN SPANISH)

"I wonder if she knows

how bad her breath..."

Okay. We're good. Never mind.

Sorry to bother you.

Could've just stuck with,

"Don't know where the cave is."

So rude.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

"The one who knows the least..."

And since it's not me, it's you.

Do you know where the cave is?

I don't suppose you have a breath mint

on you, do you? No? Okay.

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